How to get chix, yo.

[Kazuki]

Oi, I thought we already had this talk. First of all, thanks for using me as an example.

I don't try to look my best. I don't give a damn about what women think of me. I don't try to bring attention to myself. I don't focus all of my energy into making the world revolve around me. Sue me if you'd like (this is the US, after all), but I would rather pay attention to the people around me before paying attention to myself. Call that low confidence if you will; I honestly don't care. I don't expect acknowledgement for my personality; I'd rather be the passive tool than be the overseer.

You can continue on using women to "satisfy your emotions" and telling me that you're not self-centered. Waste your time looking pretty and trying to attract the attention of everyone and everything around you; I'll waste mine thinking.

For the record, there were small tidbits of your post that I happened to agree with, such as the psychological assessment of girls. Very true, and could turn out to be very helpful to anyone who's actually looking for attention.

[The Bone Collector]

Kinda reminds me of David DeAngelo...
 

[karmazon]

Kinda reminds me of David DeAngelo...
 

Respek for knowing him.

[TBDM]

hooray for me!!

[The Bone Collector]

Kinda reminds me of David DeAngelo...
 

Respek for knowing him.

Yea I kinda *coughstolecough * his Ebooks in hopes that I'd use the info to get chix  ....still haven't read them 

[PANZERCATWAGON]

If you are wanting to get laid, then sure, follow karmazon's advice.

If you are wanting to have a relationship with a woman, give up now. Good relationships only happen when two people meet and get on really well with each other. If you are changing how you act around people so that you can have a relationship then you are not going to be happy.

[Krillious]

If you are wanting to get laid, then sure, follow karmazon's advice.

If you are wanting to have a relationship with a woman, give up now. Good relationships only happen when two people meet and get on really well with each other. If you are changing how you act around people so that you can have a relationship then you are not going to be happy.

lol im not going to go through all that trouble just to get laid, I'd rather look for a prostitute lol

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

Basically don't look like this:

ROFL!!!!! That's pretty funny.

How to approach a girl ? First, forget the pick up lines.

Some pickup lines are good.  They just have to be clever, original, and about something the girl can relate to.  For example, some smart girls really like math pickup lines:
"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

And I would never use this one, but I really get a kick out of it:
"I wish I was your homework so I could be hard and you could do me every night."

If she's walking I try to trip her then when she turns around I act like she hurt me and yell "OUUUUCH, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING"

Yeah, THAT'S going to work. =P
Is it better to act hurt and seem like a wimp, or take her out and seem strong?  Not a good plan in general.

Be really disinterested

You mean uninterested.  Disinterested means unbiased.

Don't ask so many questions, it's not an interview.

Lots of questions are good, as long as it sounds natural.  This says it better than I can:

“Okay then. Can you give me some information that would help my personal life?”
“Perhaps,” he said, clenching his red plaid blanket tighter around his tiny body. “What topic interests you more than any other?”
“Myself, I guess,” I confessed.
“Yes, that is the essence of being human. Any person you meet at a party will be interested in his own life above all other topics. Your awkward silences can be solved by asking
simple questions about the person’s life.”
“That would be totally phony,” I said. “First of all, it would be like interrogating him. Secondly, I couldn’t possibly pretend to be interested in the answers. If he turns out to
be some shoe salesman living with his mother in Albany, my eyes will glaze over.”
“It would seem phony to you while you asked the questions, but it would not seem that way to the stranger. To him it is an unexpected gift, an opportunity to enjoy one of life’s greatest pleasures: talking about oneself. He would become more animated and he would instantly begin to like you. You would seem to be a brilliant and talented conversationalist, even if your only contribution was asking questions and listening. And you would have solved the stranger’s fear of an awkward silence. For that he will be grateful.”

Replace "stranger" with "girl" and "him" with "her" and there you go.

Well another thing, is you shouldn't look nervous.

Some girls like it when guys are nervous talking to them.  It creates the impression that the guy is undeserving to ask out the girl, so he's scared she'll say no.  Now this is a compliment to the girl, so she'll say yes.

OTOH, she'll also like it if you're confident.  It's a win-win situation.

[VijchtiDoodah]

Not being nervous
Not caring what others will think about you
Not being afraid to mess up
Not being afraid of rejection

That's really all you need right there.  As long as you can hold a conversation and feel free to do stupid things without being embarrassed, you're set.  It also helps to know when to talk about your house or your room so that it's convenient for them to reply "Oh?  I'd like to see your room..."  Then you've just scored a point for the home team.

You'll figure out all the other little tricks in time, if you don't know them already.

Have you ever seen a girl approach a guy ? Probably not, and the only reason is: they don't have the balls to do it(I've seen girls do it, so of course there are exceptions).

I don't know what kind of women you know, but the ones I hang out with compete to make the first move -- especially when they're horny or they've just broken up with their boyfriend.  It's actually good to stay away from the horny ones you don't want to hook up with, by the way.  They'll scare away all the more timid fish.

[karmazon]

If you are wanting to get laid, then sure, follow karmazon's advice.

If you are wanting to have a relationship with a woman, give up now. Good relationships only happen when two people meet and get on really well with each other. If you are changing how you act around people so that you can have a relationship then you are not going to be happy.

You misunderstood the whole thing. Why is change wrong ? You're improving yourself. You're trying to be the best you can be. And if you approach a girl and connect with her, how's that not gonna make a happy relationship.

[Kazuki]

It's not improvement. You're putting on an act based on your assumptions of people's thoughts about you, which goes against your point about not caring what other people think. It's only temporary, too. You'd act in ways that you would never really in around close friends.

[karmazon]

It's not improvement. You're putting on an act based on your assumptions of people's thoughts about you, which goes against your point about not caring what other people think. It's only temporary, too. You'd act in ways that you would never really in around close friends.

That's exactly not what I'm saying. It is improvement of yourself, but it's improving your own way. If you're quiet you're not gonna become loud and outgoing, but rather thoughtful and mysterious. Get what I'm saying nigga?

[echo_trail]

I see your point, but I also think this hole guide would only be effective towardss certain types. It's impossible to make a grand guide on how to get a girl. Surely there's some things that prewtty much every girl likes, for instance being a little mysterious, or not being pushy. But you gotta ask yourself, what kinda girl do I really want to attract? You gotta know what you're doing, and if you don't, try not to act like you do. It can be charming if a fellah trips over his own game, but in most situations it'll just end up really akward.

karmazon's right about you shouldn't be too nervious or scared, but be carefull you won't look to arrogant as well. You should really just act like yourself anyway. That way you'll feel alot better when you actually score. Putting up and act will leave you with a shallow feeling of it all being slightly fake, ya? It would for me anyhow.

Seriously, don't try to be something you're not. You might've seen some of my pictures. If so, you'll know I'm not exactly the general model of a perfect male. I still manage to get cute girls, and that's without faking my attitude, bro'. Give it a shot..

There's some good advise above, really. Especially the ones Vijcht pointed out. Up and at'em, dude!

[PANZERCATWAGON]

If you are wanting to get laid, then sure, follow karmazon's advice.

If you are wanting to have a relationship with a woman, give up now. Good relationships only happen when two people meet and get on really well with each other. If you are changing how you act around people so that you can have a relationship then you are not going to be happy.

You misunderstood the whole thing. Why is change wrong ? You're improving yourself. You're trying to be the best you can be. And if you approach a girl and connect with her, how's that not gonna make a happy relationship.

I didn't misunderstand the whole thing, infact I get exactly what you mean. Yes, your advice will probably lead to a guy following it to 'get chix, yo' .

I say your advice is fine for just having sex because if that's all you are interested in then you obviously aren't worried the girl not wanting to stay with you, care about you etc. because you can just move on.

This advice can be used to get a relationship aswell, but I don't think it will be a good/happy/long-lasting one.

If you change yourself (I know you think it's called improvement but it's still not how you would act normally) then when you approach a girl and connect with her you aren't going to be happy because you are going to have to constantly think about what you are doing and what you are not. You will find it hard to be free to act yourself.

But hey, I already think true relationships are hopeless and non existant anywho so it's probably just me . Why try to have a relationship when they bring nothing but hurt when you can just not have one in the first place and save yourself a lot of trouble.

[The Bone Collector]

But hey, I already think true relationships are hopeless and non existant anywho so it's probably just me . Why try to have a relationship when they bring nothing but hurt when you can just not have one in the first place and save yourself a lot of trouble.

Thats how almost every guy thinks...untill they meet that special woman!
Don't worry mate...once you meet that girl, you'll know she's the one....The heart tells it all

[Dascoo]

You know, you can just say "suck my dick" and she'll probably do it....worked for a friend,

[Demonic]

For a while I was but a nerd - my only quality was my mean humour, but I had no confidence and, due to being nervous, kinda blocked down when talking to a girl.

Over time it became a necessity for me not to care what others think about me, what so ever - I live how I like, and fuck anyone who tries to change me. This sort of thinking slowly built up my confidence, up to the point where I am now.

I'm still a nerd with mean humour. But barely ever nervous anymore - and it works out fine. Why run after girls when they'll break their backs trying to make you interested in them?

[The Bone Collector]

For a while I was but a nerd - my only quality was my mean humour, but I had no confidence and, due to being nervous, kinda blocked down when talking to a girl.

Over time it became a necessity for me not to care what others think about me, what so ever - I live how I like, and **** anyone who tries to change me. This sort of thinking slowly built up my confidence, up to the point where I am now.

I'm still a nerd with mean humour. But barely ever nervous anymore - and it works out fine. Why run after girls when they'll break their backs trying to make you interested in them?

You are my inspiration <3

[Will]

demonic the same thing happened to me . I never was a geek tho. I was one of the best students in my class and I'm all into computer stuff(people who dont know shit about computers say that). And now I feel really strange because there's many girls aproaching me now. And there's this one girl in particularwith whom I've gone out as a friend once. And the strange fact is that I suspect she has a crush on me , but she means so much to me that I just blocked. Yesterday when I saw her she hugged me in front of her friends and then she just leftnot even saying goodbye. Actually she didn't even say hello , just Willie!!!!! and thats it. Now I dunnow if she's just teasing me or am I imagining things but all in all Karmazoon's strategy surely wouldn't work with her because... well she would kick you in the nads . And then she would ... kick you one more time. And she's sooo cute.


Is it just me , or am I really in love?

[PANZERCATWAGON]

You are not in love. But dating her is sure as buttons cheif, sure as buttons.