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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #40 on: November 12, 2006, 03:30:15 pm »
Plus if she'd kick you in the nads, it'd mean you do mean something to her. Wear a suspensor and go for it!

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #41 on: November 12, 2006, 03:32:21 pm »
demonic the same thing happened to me . I never was a geek tho. I was one of the best students in my class and I'm all into computer stuff(people who dont know **** about computers say that). And now I feel really strange because there's many girls aproaching me now. And there's this one girl in particularwith whom I've gone out as a friend once. And the strange fact is that I suspect she has a crush on me , but she means so much to me that I just blocked. Yesterday when I saw her she hugged me in front of her friends and then she just leftnot even saying goodbye. Actually she didn't even say hello , just Willie!!!!! and thats it. Now I dunnow if she's just teasing me or am I imagining things but all in all Karmazoon's strategy surely wouldn't work with her because... well she would kick you in the nads . And then she would ... kick you one more time. And she's sooo cute.


Is it just me , or am I really in love?

Love is such a strong word....but you must really LIKE her ;)

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #42 on: November 12, 2006, 03:46:57 pm »
Just ask iridescent. I looked at my IM history(yea I keep track on things) because I needed a link that I gave him and I forgot it. And I saw that everytime we started talking , it was about HER. And then I looked at the other contacts histories and I saw the same fucking thing. I'm always thinking about her.
I can't sleep because of her and if I do fall asleep I dream about her. Damn I should be writing poems and stuff about her now...

Plus if she'd kick you in the nads, it'd mean you do mean something to her. Wear a suspensor and go for it!

I hpe I mean something to her . It was just a couple of weeks since I hang around with her a couple of times and she acts like she knows me for ages. And that hug , oh man that was really intense. I think we were like that for a minute and a half , maybe even two. I dunno what happened , I just kept quiet and wanted to be like that forever. On the other hand maybe she's thinking about me as a friend.... oh man thats sooo wrong

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #43 on: November 12, 2006, 04:02:53 pm »
Just ask iridescent. I looked at my IM history(yea I keep track on things) because I needed a link that I gave him and I forgot it. And I saw that everytime we started talking , it was about HER. And then I looked at the other contacts histories and I saw the same ****ing thing. I'm always thinking about her.
I can't sleep because of her and if I do fall asleep I dream about her. Damn I should be writing poems and stuff about her now...

Plus if she'd kick you in the nads, it'd mean you do mean something to her. Wear a suspensor and go for it!

I hpe I mean something to her . It was just a couple of weeks since I hang around with her a couple of times and she acts like she knows me for ages. And that hug , oh man that was really intense. I think we were like that for a minute and a half , maybe even two. I dunno what happened , I just kept quiet and wanted to be like that forever. On the other hand maybe she's thinking about me as a friend.... oh man thats sooo wrong

Go for it, even if you don't love her, you still really really like her. Plus remember what karmazon said, rejection is just another brick in your palace, you have nothing to lose ... well maybe your gonads, but take Demonic's advice and wear a crotch protector :D.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #44 on: November 12, 2006, 04:58:37 pm »
Phew, a lot of these things I already do. Glad to know I do it right.

Agreed that pickuplines suck. They might work, but they come off as a joke, and not a "pickup". You'll look like a bad actor, and not a potential boyfriend.

If you are wanting to get laid, then sure, follow karmazon's advice.

If you are wanting to have a relationship with a woman, give up now. Good relationships only happen when two people meet and get on really well with each other. If you are changing how you act around people so that you can have a relationship then you are not going to be happy.


You misunderstood the whole thing. Why is change wrong ? You're improving yourself. You're trying to be the best you can be. And if you approach a girl and connect with her, how's that not gonna make a happy relationship.

Ehh, I think panzercatwagon is right. I'm in a very happy relationship with my girlfriend now, and I owe it to already being exactly what she wants. if you're going to connect to her, your going to need to already have something to connect with, you shouldnt create something to connect with, then you sit on a throne of lies.

The "AHHH WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING" thing isnt the best. It's kinda gonna make you look like a ****head. In reality I would say "Oh ****! are you okay??" and help her up. (That poses as someone who will be there for her.)

However, something that makes you look different is definitely an up. I express how different I am in so many different ways. It definetly catches peoples attention  all the time in my high school.

The picture of the dude that you said not to look like is not that big of a deal. He doesn't look that bad. I've seen more generic people get girlfriends. You can look like that guy, stay confident, speak for yourself, have good conversations, and still be a chick magnet.



As of now, I got the pick-up chick thing down, but I need a way to get laid. It seems like it would be tough. I recently found out that my girlfriends parents don't know that I am dating her, and that her parents stated that shes not allowed to date until she's 16. (She's turning 15 this march)

I'm figuring that she feels that she's already pushing her luck, she may not be too into it yet. I got the suggestion from my buddies that I should "just unzip your pants, and see what happens. Some girls like that."

Seems like it would work in most situations. I don't think it fills the blank in mine though. But maybe it would, I do know that she is kind of a risk taker. Think I should just go for it?

Just ask iridescent. I looked at my IM history(yea I keep track on things) because I needed a link that I gave him and I forgot it. And I saw that everytime we started talking , it was about HER. And then I looked at the other contacts histories and I saw the same ****ing thing. I'm always thinking about her.
I can't sleep because of her and if I do fall asleep I dream about her. Damn I should be writing poems and stuff about her now...

Plus if she'd kick you in the nads, it'd mean you do mean something to her. Wear a suspensor and go for it!

I hpe I mean something to her . It was just a couple of weeks since I hang around with her a couple of times and she acts like she knows me for ages. And that hug , oh man that was really intense. I think we were like that for a minute and a half , maybe even two. I dunno what happened , I just kept quiet and wanted to be like that forever. On the other hand maybe she's thinking about me as a friend.... oh man thats sooo wrong

Are you going out with her? If not, just ask if she'd like to. It's worked for me, and I don't even have a ton of experience. Just be like:

"Hey, do you think you'd like to go the mall this weekend?" (or movies, or whatever you wanna do.)

If she says yeah, say "Awesome, you got a phone number?"

If she says she's doing somehing that weekend, say "More important than me?? (sarcastically)" If you're the funny kinda guy.

If she says no but doesnt give a reason, say "Oh come on!"

Stop if she says straight-up NO, it comes off as annoying and will definitely hurt your chances. Then again, you don't have much of a chance if she says no.

You say you two are already pretty close friends, It would make her feel bad if she said no to you. Your chances are pretty high, don't be emotional about it, just do it. I'd say you've got a 99% chance she'll say yes.

Just think about if you knew a girl who youve been friends with for a long time, and how much you think it would hurt her if she asked you out and you said no. It would hurt wouldnt it? It's going to be the same in her case.
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #45 on: November 12, 2006, 05:03:14 pm »
aye Will just go for it, no risk no fun, i am having pretty much the same thing like you running right know and i chose the risk, we had a date and ya, i guess she'll be my girlfriend soon... otherwise i wouldnt have cared thaaaat much because i didnt really know her yet allthough the contact between us was very... "warm"
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #46 on: November 12, 2006, 05:12:30 pm »
I treat women the same way I treat guys; obscene jokes and all. And a lot of them seem to love me.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #47 on: November 12, 2006, 05:17:03 pm »
I treat women the same way I treat guys; obscene jokes and all. And a lot of them seem to love me.

I do as well. It works great. Except when my girlfriend asks me what guys talk about with each other, and I say the same stuff I talk about with you, and she doesnt believe me  :P
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #48 on: November 12, 2006, 05:40:03 pm »
As of now, I got the pick-up chick thing down, but I need a way to get laid. It seems like it would be tough. I recently found out that my girlfriends parents don't know that I am dating her, and that her parents stated that shes not allowed to date until she's 16. (She's turning 15 this march)
Dude...how old are you? Forget getting laid if she's 15. Your a little young, and personally, losing your virginity at 15 (whoever the virgin might be...you or her). Besides, most girls like to keep the virginity losing thing for the right person. Just let her make that move, cause by the sounds of it, your the biggest thing since sliced bread in her mind ;)...keep doing what your doing, and she might throw you in a dark room and fuck your brains out! :P

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"just unzip your pants, and see what happens. Some girls like that."

Seems like it would work in most situations. I don't think it fills the blank in mine though. But maybe it would, I do know that she is kind of a risk taker. Think I should just go for it?

No. That "unzip your pants and see what happens" will make you sound like you want it. instantly, you look like a using twat.... :-\....not good!
Let her make that move...as I said above!
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #49 on: November 12, 2006, 05:48:29 pm »
I don't believe in too young. I'm friends with too many non-virgins to wait. And I'm pretty sure I am her right person, we've been dating for over a year, and we've never had any fights or anything.

keep doing what your doing, and she might throw you in a dark room and **** your brains out!

Yeah... it's been a year though. I can't keep dreaming all the time.

No. That "unzip your pants and see what happens" will make you sound like you want it.

Well it just so happens that I do want it. However I know to make clear to her that's not all I want.
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2006, 06:04:30 pm »
I don't believe in too young. I'm friends with too many non-virgins to wait. And I'm pretty sure I am her right person, we've been dating for over a year, and we've never had any fights or anything.

That is fucking stupid. Just because your friends aren't virgins doesn't mean you have to automatically not be one too. If she doesn't want to have sex with you, tuff, that's her decision, not yours. If you are too horny to wait for her then you are obviously with that girl for the wrong reasons. You might aswell date a girl that does want to have sex with you because that's what you really want.

If you make out like it's something she has to do then personally I think you are sick. For her, losing her virginity is a big thing and if you have any respect for her then you will know that you both have to want to have sex before you should.

I'm not trying to be mean, just trying to make sure you don't do anything you (or she) regrets.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #51 on: November 12, 2006, 06:27:49 pm »
Or just talk to her about it and ask her that you've been thinking about it and ask her if she would want to do it. Not that hard...Realize that girls are much more social than men, and it is probably better just to talk about it.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #52 on: November 13, 2006, 11:47:28 am »
I don't believe in too young. I'm friends with too many non-virgins to wait. And I'm pretty sure I am her right person, we've been dating for over a year, and we've never had any fights or anything.
I assume you're 15 or 16.  Just wait.  Very, very few people end up marrying their high school girlfriends.  Besides, let's say you get caught.  Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but since she's not an adult, it can't be considered consensual, and therefore must be considered rape.  Not a direction you want to go right now.

Again, do yourself a favor and wait.  Your friends' actions shouldn't determine yours.  Sex is supposed to be a big deal, something that's shared between two mature people.  Also, if she's willing to do it with you, she's probably willing to do it with many more people.  I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a slut as a girlfriend.  And suppose your protection is defective?  Then there's a possibility that you'll be a father at age 16.  You have way too much to look forward to in life to blow it right now.  Just wait, at least until college.  If she's still your girlfriend then, who knows, maybe you were made for each other and all that.  But just in case she isn't, treat her like a real person instead of some object that makes you feel good.
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #53 on: November 13, 2006, 02:40:40 pm »
Exactly, and relationships arn't just about sex....
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #54 on: November 13, 2006, 03:24:57 pm »
aye Will just go for it, no risk no fun, i am having pretty much the same thing like you running right know and i chose the risk, we had a date and ya, i guess she'll be my girlfriend soon... otherwise i wouldnt have cared thaaaat much because i didnt really know her yet allthough the contact between us was very... "warm"

I've known her for a couple of years now but we've never hang out or anything. I'm just confused because she's usually a very confrontative person(dunnow how to say that)

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #55 on: November 13, 2006, 03:44:56 pm »
That is ****ing stupid. Just because your friends aren't virgins doesn't mean you have to automatically not be one too.

I know I know, but I kinda get the feeling that I am "falling behind"

If she doesn't want to have sex with you, tuff, that's her decision, not yours.

Absolutely, If she's not up for it, I won't put any pressure on her about it. I know that its whatever she says goes. I just haven't brought it up yet, and that's what I am wondering about.

If you are too horny to wait for her then you are obviously with that girl for the wrong reasons. You might aswell date a girl that does want to have sex with you because that's what you really want.

However I know to make clear to her that's not all I want.

If you make out like it's something she has to do then personally I think you are sick. For her, losing her virginity is a big thing and if you have any respect for her then you will know that you both have to want to have sex before you should.

If I knew someone who was like that I'd think they are sick too. When I've made out with my girlfriend, it just kinda happened. However I don't know if she's up for having sex, and I dont know if she's wondering the same about me. What if she is up for it and I am just taking a long time? How do i like... bring it up?

Or just talk to her about it and ask her that you've been thinking about it and ask her if she would want to do it. Not that hard...Realize that girls are much more social than men, and it is probably better just to talk about it.

This seems like it will come off pretty awkward, especially if she's not up for it. Will it work?

I assume you're 15 or 16.  Just wait.  Very, very few people end up marrying their high school girlfriends.

Yeah I'm 16. And I might not marry her, depending on what happens between us in the future. but I still love her more than I loved anyone else.

Besides, let's say you get caught.  Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but since she's not an adult, it can't be considered consensual, and therefore must be considered rape.  Not a direction you want to go right now.

It's possible, but I'm not actually raping her. If she agrees to do it, then fine. If she doesnt, I back off. I can trust her not to put blame on me if we were to get caught. I know and she knows that I would never put the blame on her.

Again, do yourself a favor and wait.  Your friends' actions shouldn't determine yours.  Sex is supposed to be a big deal, something that's shared between two mature people.  Also, if she's willing to do it with you, she's probably willing to do it with many more people.

Maybe you're right. But we have been dating for over a year. She told me not long ago that she has had no prior boyfriends.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a slut as a girlfriend.

Nasty. Absolutely not. but my girlfriend isnt a slut. (read above.)

And suppose your protection is defective?  Then there's a possibility that you'll be a father at age 16.  You have way too much to look forward to in life to blow it right now.

Really good point. But I still feel like I am "falling behind". I'd rather be super duper sure that nothing goes wrong, and do it early.
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #56 on: November 13, 2006, 05:38:49 pm »
but I still love her more than I loved anyone else.
I'm willing to bet that that's true with everyone who is with their first girlfriend. :P

Be careful.  In high school there were quite a few girls that, at one time or another, I thought would be perfect for me.  A few months or years later, I couldn't imagine being with them.  Your feelings right now are very likely to change as you mature.

Besides, let's say you get caught.  Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but since she's not an adult, it can't be considered consensual, and therefore must be considered rape.  Not a direction you want to go right now.

It's possible, but I'm not actually raping her. If she agrees to do it, then fine.
My point was that as long as she's under 18, she is not legally able to "agree to do it".  I know your intentions aren't wrong.  I'm just saying how it would be perceived legally.

But I still feel like I am "falling behind".
Do NOT feel that way.  This is your body, your choice.  Do not let others' actions influence you.  Underage sex is like a big game of Russian roulette.  Some people will do it and have no problems.  Others will be hurt physically, emotionally, and/or legally.  Sex changes a relationship from an emotional and social one to a physical one.  If you really do care about this girl, sex has the potential to destroy your relationship.  I'm not saying it's going to happen, or even that it happens often.  But it's definitely a possibility.
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #57 on: November 13, 2006, 06:15:19 pm »
I remember watching something on TV over here about two american teens (16 year old) that had sex, and all that stuffs, and the girl got pregnant. They busted them, and arrested guy for underage sex, and made him out to be a pedophile. The US laws reguarding underage sex are just completely not right. Everyone has the right to make their own decisions (i.e when to have sex, who with, what age....blah blah...)...
So, don't do it if you wanna stay off the US pedophile website....
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« Reply #58 on: November 13, 2006, 08:38:29 pm »
I heard of something like that too bone collector. We had a discussion in social studies about it. If I am a legal adult (18 years or older of age), living in the U.S., and I have sex with a girl that is not a legal adult, at least 4 years younger than me, then I am considered a pedophile. My girlfriend is less than a year and a half yonger than I am, so there is no way I can be considered a pedophile. =P

I've been with my current girlfriend for a year, and when I look at other girls in the school, I am glad I'm with my girl I have now. So what if the girls in my school are hot? There's nothing about my girlfriend that I don't like. She's not stunning, but she is good enough for me. Our relationship is very mutual. We seem to agree with each other on everything. I honestly can't come up with any reason why I would want to dump her, and I am willing to bet that she thinks the same for me. I honestly don't care whether she wants to have sex with me or not, It's just that I feel like I am wasting time by not trying. I'm just wondering what would be a good way to approach it? It just kinda seems like an awkward thing to just... "bring up".

And the legal system is like playing russion roulette, except you get to decide which barrel the bullet goes in. It's pretty easy not to get caught (like doing it when her parents aren't home, not taking chances with damaged protection, etc.)

It can destroy the relationship, but I haven't seen much of that happen before with other people. I'm still willing to take the chance.
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #59 on: November 13, 2006, 10:34:50 pm »
Will, Your in a tight sitch but dude, if your really good friends with her if you still get like a recess or if you go to her house or w/e go there n go to her room and be like,hey uh....i have sum to tell you that im not sure if you will like or not, and come out wif it. thats how i did it but it was at our like last recess but she dont like me,but i kinda got a gf now ne way
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