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Offline karmazon

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How to get chix, yo.
« on: November 10, 2006, 07:32:01 pm »
There's a lot of posts about girls, and relationship problems so I decided to write this mini guide to help you and get you started. Also I told kazuki I'm gonna do it, cause he's a pussy.  This is just really basic and if you want specifics search around the internet.


The game starts inside you, inner game they call it. If you have the inner game, outer one will come naturally. Here's an example of excellent system of beliefs for attracting women:
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I make no excuses for my desires as a man.
I move through this world without apology.
I like to satisfy women.
I don't need any particular woman, I am not needy.
Women are abundant.
I do not supplicate to women because they find it unattractive.
Rejection is a good thing. The more I get rejected, the more I will get laid.
I learn something every time. Every rejection becomes a brick in my palace.
I do not dwell in the past.
The past can not be relived, good or bad.
I have a wide range of options in how I choose to react to other people. The
choice is mine.

Read it and understand it. Be a man. Don't be like kazuki, a doormat. You MUST live in your own reality in order to attract girls. You MUST think you are the most important person in your reality. It doesn't mean being a self centered prick. It means being a man, being aggressive and assertive. Stop being nice. Stop being the girl's girlfriend.
Be confident. This is a very vague concept, and it's hard to define. What confidence means to me is:

Not being nervous
Not caring what others will think about you
Not being afraid to mess up
Not being afraid of rejection

Fake it, till you make it. How can you show confidence ? Through your body language of course. Take up as much space as you can. Lean back. Stop fidgeting. Look above the horizon. Just think of James Bond or any other movie alpha male that comes to your mind.

Be the best you can be if you want to attract girls. If you're wearing glasses, get contacts or some cool frames. Take care of that acne. Take care of your hair. Get some cool clothes. Basically don't look like this:



Peacocking theory: Wear something flashy, a bit goofy maybe. Something that will draw attention. An interesting piercing, huge sombrero, big clock like flavor flav, anything. Don't be "average". Anything out of ordinary about you will make an interesting topic for a girl, or maybe  she will even come up to you and talk about it. When I had dreads this would happen all the time. I wear my alligator skin bracelet all the time, and I can't count the times both girls and guys talked or complimented me about it, which creates perfect opportunity to create attraction.

About being average. I talked to a lot of girls about this concept and guess what, they hate guys who are "average". But then again, who does like "average" things ? It is so EASY to be different. Anything that's different is attractive to a girl.


Approaching:

This is a big problem for anyone. Approaching a stranger, whether it's a girl or a guy is scary, and EVERYONE feels nervous doing it. Have you ever seen a girl approach a guy ? Probably not, and the only reason is: they don't have the balls to do it(I've seen girls do it, so of course there are exceptions).

How to approach a girl ? First, forget the pick up lines. The only one that works is "get in the car or I'll stab you", but I don't think you want to make that kind of impression on a girl. Just be friendly and act like they're your old friends. Some of the ways I do it:

"Hi, I'm Michal"

"Hi you guys look friendly, so I decided to come talk to you"(notice I say "guys" not "girls"...I'll explain later)

If she's walking I try to trip her then when she turns around I act like she hurt me and yell "OUUUUCH, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING"

But you can open with ANYTHING. Don't worry about "the perfect line", just go up to the girl and say ANYTHING. One time I was taking STAR testing, and when I finished I was really bored, so I took a piece of paper, drew tic tac toe grid on it and passed it to the big boobed girl behind me. We started playing, than I drew a score table, with my name and a question mark in place of her name. Boom! Protein everywhere!.

About the "guys" thing: Don't sell yourself that easy. She might be hot, but she might be the biggest slut ever. She might be another dumb girl like there's so many here in OC. Don't be nice to her just because of her looks. If she does something you would not take from an ugly girl, punish her. Turn your back on her(this is one of the most powerful things you can do to a hot girl....not only she's not used to it, it creates discomfort, and it tells her brain she feels better talking to you than when she doesn't), or simply walk away. Beauty is common, don't be too happy. Be really disinterested until she reveals something about herself that you like(trust me, this creates a challenge for a girl, which 1. she loves 2. she will qualify herself, which projects that you're the selector).

Don't ask so many questions, it's not an interview. Ask less questions, but kick up the quality. Ask open ended questions and RELATE TO HER ANSWERS. Talk about yourself, the more you reveal about yourself the more she will. This creates connection between you two. If you don't create connection during the conversation you'll just fall into friends zone. This is all about making her comfortable with you, sharing your life and basically....connection. It's no rocket surgery.

I'm kinda bored writing this, I'll probably edit it later, but few final things.

Words don't matter. What you say doesn't matter. Words make up 7% of our communication. Paralanguage makes up the rest. Body language, pitch of your voice, speed of your voice.....It can change the meaning of a sentence. Get some books or videos on body language. It is so important, but so few people realize it. In a recent study, scientists found out that women pick up 10 times as many details as men in regards to body language.

When you're relaxed and upbeat people around you will be relaxed and upbeat. Very attractive.



Booyakasha, respek and big up yourselves.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2006, 07:42:21 pm »
Guide summarised for those with ADD: Be an asshole.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2006, 07:42:37 pm »
+1 for usage of jrgp.
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2006, 07:42:49 pm »
Gide summarised for those with ADD: Be an asshole.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2006, 07:59:17 pm »
Okay I didn't need to read that...

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2006, 08:03:44 pm »
Gotta ask yorself this though...Are you looking for "chix", or someone you actually want to be with. :-\

EDIT:The jrgp was funny, can't deny that.[applaud]
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2006, 08:04:53 pm »

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2006, 08:16:11 pm »
Well another thing, is you shouldn't look nervous. Once you know them about don't be scared to hold onto her. When she is sitting down sit close to her. Never be mean, but teasing is good. When you are with your friends and her talk with your friends for like a minute. Then go over to her and just be with her. Those are just some of my personal ones...oh and showing you aren't scared of things sometimes helps too, but never be cocky. Act smart, but don't show off. But most of all, dont worry about showing off or looking courageous. Just try to be yourself, and never worry too much about any one of them unless you get in a serious relationship, because they just come and go.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2006, 08:47:16 pm »
I'm sitting here eagerly anticipating the arrival of jrgp...

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2006, 08:59:26 pm »
Guide summarised for those with ADD: Be an asshole.

Till you get out of high school. Then "chix" who where good looking turn fat and ugly due to massive amounts of drinking. The girl you never noticed changes in the hott "chix" and they actually look for someone with a positive personality.



I'm sitting here eagerly anticipating the arrival of jrgp...
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2006, 09:12:42 pm »
Ha, lol.

Thanks for using my pic, but i do have a gf, despite my acne, hair, ozzy, etc...
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2006, 09:18:46 pm »
Acne is nothing to be a ashamed of, Its just basically hormones acting up.
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2006, 09:26:21 pm »
Acne is nothing to be a ashamed of, Its just basically hormones acting up.

Maybe so, but ask any girl if she finds it attractive.
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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2006, 09:33:58 pm »
Shallow much?

People can't control their acne/zits geez.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2006, 09:39:09 pm »
Shallow much?

People can't control their acne/zits geez.


^Can't control his acne


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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2006, 09:42:52 pm »
No, I don't have acne but I do get zits.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2006, 09:55:37 pm »
You can clean it and take medicine, to reduce it a little....like me.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2006, 10:00:11 pm »
I hope this is one of your sarcastic posts.

If so, good job.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2006, 10:03:29 pm »
I hope this is one of your sarcastic posts.

If so, good job.

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Re: How to get chix, yo.
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2006, 11:30:50 pm »
Acne is nothing to be a ashamed of, Its just basically hormones acting up.
Pimples are caused by dirt/oil/general lack of hygiene on your body, it is worst on the face, a pimple forms by first attacking aforementioned crap, as the antibodies deal with the shit on your face, red areas form where there is a larger concentration of antibodies. After the antibodies kill the infecting shit on your face, they store it in a puss ball outside the skin where it either breaks, or gets reabsorbed, either way, the red spots start to go away (unless you have a lot more shit on your face)

The reason why teens get such bad acne is because of hormones making all kinds of oils and such, but acne itself is not caused by hormones
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