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Offline kingkitty

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If you could change history...
« on: November 15, 2006, 03:52:46 am »
...what would it be?

I didn't dig Ed Bradley and Steve Irwin dieing so I would probably stop those events from happening, and um oh yah stop Hitler or something..

« Last Edit: November 15, 2006, 04:10:08 am by kingkitty »
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2006, 05:01:03 am »
I would punch our mother in the ovaries before she decided to have you.

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2006, 05:17:56 am »
I would make Rod Serling live longer.
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2006, 05:26:08 am »
I would have used protection with Karmazon's mother.

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2006, 05:35:04 am »
I would kill polish president's mother. Kill Stalin, Hitler and George Bush. No Bush, no following: Iraq war, Vietnam war etc.

Say Gravity to Newton while he was playing with the apple.

Err and maybe more, but i dunno now.
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2006, 05:38:54 am »
I would have used protection with Karmazon's mother.

Could you get off my nuts son ? Obviously you're very jelous and insecure about something, but I do not have time for such ****s.

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2006, 05:44:57 am »
I would kill polish president's mother. Kill Stalin, Hitler and George Bush. No Bush, no following: Iraq war, Vietnam war etc.

Say Gravity to Newton while he was playing with the apple.

Err and maybe more, but i dunno now.
If you kill Hitler then the world would be C&C:Red Alert 1 :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Alert_1
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Red Alert begins in the mid to late 1940s, taking place in an alternate reality. Albert Einstein has recently developed (or has been supplied with, it is not specified aside from the fact that he has one and it is very new) a time machine called the "Chronosphere", which he uses to travel from New Mexico in 1946 to Landsberg, Germany, in 1924, where he meets Adolf Hitler being released from jail after his failed Munich Putsch. Einstein removes Hitler from our dimension in an attempt to prevent the Second World War and returns to 1946. His scheme, however, backfires. Germany and Europe remain peaceful, but instead the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics under Joseph Stalin grows increasingly powerful, seizing lands from China and then invading Europe in order to achieve Stalin's dream of Manifest Destiny, of a Soviet Union stretching across the entire Eurasian landmass. The nations of Europe form into the Alliance, and over the course of the game, the Allies and the Soviets battle for control of Europe.

I would make Steve Irwin alive again. :(
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2006, 06:23:14 am »
I said "Kill Stalin".
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2006, 06:25:55 am »
I would've bought that white Diamondback Venom BMX when I had the money!..

And I would've never cheated on my ex girlfriend. Fuck, that was stupid..
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2006, 06:54:33 am »
Hey kingkitty I was just thinking about you.

On a serious note, I would tell my grade 7 self to go for it.

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Offline The Red Guy

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2006, 07:21:09 am »
I said "Kill Stalin".
Oh, didn't see that. >_<

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2006, 08:56:15 am »
I would write me all the correct answers for all of my exams . I would also visit Nikola Tesla and tell him that he finishes his job more quicker this time.

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2006, 09:00:31 am »
aAaAAaaaaahhHHhH! Forgot, i would also make first doughnut and get rich! Eventually a candy with meat.
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2006, 09:05:39 am »
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned chaos theory yet.

Anyway, I'll ignore the "stop bad things from happening", since they're obvious, and, since we're including things that would be almost impossible for us to do, I'd take over Microsoft and prevent Bill Gates from making a slow, buggy, ripped off OS, and replace it with a really good one. ;D


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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2006, 10:11:57 am »
I wouldn't change anything otherwise my future job would be gone (Historician ;P)

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2006, 10:47:38 am »
Tell Mitch Headberg not to overdose have a heart attack.

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2006, 10:51:14 am »
I would stop Hitler and witness the Jesus born

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2006, 10:59:09 am »
I wouldn't touch history.  I like life the way it is, and who knows how the change could affect my current life.
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2006, 11:01:15 am »
lol a historician

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2006, 11:09:40 am »
I wouldn't change history either.  And the Hitler response is so generic.  WWII history is fun.