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Offline Captain Ben

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2006, 02:13:23 pm »
I would kill polish president's mother. Kill Stalin, Hitler and George Bush. No Bush, no following: Iraq war, Vietnam war etc.

Say Gravity to Newton while he was playing with the apple.

Err and maybe more, but i dunno now.
If you kill Hitler then the world would be C&C:Red Alert 1 :P
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Red Alert begins in the mid to late 1940s, taking place in an alternate reality. Albert Einstein has recently developed (or has been supplied with, it is not specified aside from the fact that he has one and it is very new) a time machine called the "Chronosphere", which he uses to travel from New Mexico in 1946 to Landsberg, Germany, in 1924, where he meets Adolf Hitler being released from jail after his failed Munich Putsch. Einstein removes Hitler from our dimension in an attempt to prevent the Second World War and returns to 1946. His scheme, however, backfires. Germany and Europe remain peaceful, but instead the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics under Joseph Stalin grows increasingly powerful, seizing lands from China and then invading Europe in order to achieve Stalin's dream of Manifest Destiny, of a Soviet Union stretching across the entire Eurasian landmass. The nations of Europe form into the Alliance, and over the course of the game, the Allies and the Soviets battle for control of Europe.

I would make Steve Irwin alive again. :(

Then obviously you'd take out Stalin as well, wouldn't you?

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2006, 02:42:21 pm »
stop those big wars (ww1&2, vietnam stuff, binladen&saddam...you kbnow what i mean)
and the relegion stuff, so there is only one god, and we all believe in it...
an,d some other things....

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2006, 02:56:55 pm »
I would change nothing, i like the present just the way it is.
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2006, 04:12:47 pm »
Beat up an ancestor of an annoying person I know, crash thier wedding, etc.

Teach my younger self manners, disguised as someone else, of course.

 I would put something here about altering the path of evolution, but theres always the chance it would change for the worse; which would be bad.

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2006, 04:42:15 pm »
Beat up an ancestor of an annoying person I know, crash thier wedding, etc.

Teach my younger self manners, disguised as someone else, of course.

 I would put something here about altering the path of evolution, but theres always the chance it would change for the worse; which would be bad.
if you went back in time and taught yourself manners, then you wouldn't need to go back in time when you would have grown up

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2006, 04:50:28 pm »
no, you would have to teach yourself manners when you grow up or you won't have had the manners to begin with.
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2006, 11:53:30 pm »
I would wear alot of crappy clothes and rant about things that will be in the future.
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2006, 12:19:14 am »
stop those big wars (ww1&2, vietnam stuff, binladen&saddam...you kbnow what i mean)
and the relegion stuff, so there is only one god, and we all believe in it...
an,d some other things....
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2006, 12:59:15 am »
You guys ever heard of that man-becomes-his-own-gradnfather thing? I thought that would be interesting to bring up.

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2006, 01:04:59 am »
You guys ever heard of that man-becomes-his-own-gradnfather thing? I thought that would be interesting to bring up.
Enough Futurama :P
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2006, 01:06:20 am »
Has Futurama done an episode on it? I found it on Wikipedia but I guess the principle is the same.

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2006, 01:50:15 am »
You guys ever heard of that man-becomes-his-own-gradnfather thing? I thought that would be interesting to bring up.
Are you suggesting I should sleep with my grandmother?
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2006, 02:59:27 am »
I would go and tell myself some lottery numbers so I dont have to go trough tis f**king education
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2006, 03:45:31 am »
I would go and tell myself some lottery numbers so I dont have to go trough tis f**king education

Because who wants to be an educated gentleman when you can be an ignorant pawn...

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #34 on: November 16, 2006, 03:48:03 am »
Yeah do some research on lotto winnners. Most of them are trainwrecks, either dead or just unhappy.
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #35 on: November 16, 2006, 05:38:00 am »
You guys ever heard of that man-becomes-his-own-gradnfather thing? I thought that would be interesting to bring up.
Are you suggesting I should sleep with my grandmother?

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2006, 09:48:00 am »
I'd kill myself yesterday. But since I would be dead, I can't exist today. If I can't exist today.... I can't go back in time to kill myself. So I would actually just be preventing mysef to commit suicide.
Wait, did I just make sense?

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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2006, 10:42:25 am »
Sure, its like:

A politician says that all politicians are lying...
Then, if all politicians are lying, he is lying that all politicianss are lying,
So he tells true that all politicians are lying, and again...
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2006, 11:04:33 am »
I would go and tell myself some lottery numbers so I dont have to go trough tis f**king education

Because who wants to be an educated gentleman when you can be an ignorant pawn...

exactly :P
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Re: If you could change history...
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2006, 11:39:19 am »
i'd not change anything, destiny > you & me
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