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Offline The Bone Collector

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The Official "Have a whine" thread
« on: December 07, 2006, 04:52:08 pm »
yep, well it ain't official to the admins....but maybe it'll help somehow :)

Basicly, have a whinge and whine about whatever.....from lame ass M79ers to your fathers smelly socks. I really don't care what you whine about.

Ok...I'll start.
The thing that really pisses me off most, is playing games that I can't win. I play Soldat, CS:S, Gmod, SOF2, and UT99. But....no matter how long I've played for, I can't win. I've played soldat since 1.1.5, and I still suck (those that have played against me will agree). I deleted CS:S out of anger and hatred to the fact that I suck. I played that for 4 months before I gave up...hell even playing against bots on easy....I still get raped! UT99, I don't suck as much...cause I snipewhore alot...but....yea....thats what I wanna whine about.

I also wanna whine about Spaswhores in SOF2, AWPwhores in CS:S, M79 whores in soldat, and those that kill you while your building a masterpiece in Gmod. I mean....1) Try using a different weapon for fuck sake! and 2) Leave me the f*ck alone when I'm building....whats so fun about killing in Gmod anyway?
meh....

feel free to whine :)
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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2006, 05:09:54 pm »
I HAET TI WEHN PPL DNT SPEEL RIEHT
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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2006, 05:10:17 pm »
Haha...can I have your copy of CS:S [retard] ?

I hate how people hate fifty thousand people, there all like "I HATE THAT PERSON BECAUSE THEY HAVE GREASY HAIR LOL".....

Since we're talking about funnyness, I found funnyness on moday when my friend got 2 hand jobs from these ugly girls when he was high, and now he's a trailer park guy.....grubby grubby.

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2006, 05:47:42 pm »
Falling off a platform in Ratchet2, thus losing precious seconds on my speedrun attempts.

When the enemy gets an unfair amount of parrys in dmw3, while all my blocks fail.

Being absolutely horrible at any and all fps games, except one.

Losing my disk to that one fps game.

Having to wait three days  for new episodes of Order Of The Stick to come out.

Retards who think they can roleplay well, which, on second thought, is only a problem when they can't.

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2006, 05:49:12 pm »
I hate the stat bitches that are like " OMG I HAVE TO BE NO.1 OR I'LL DIE! ARGH!". As a conclusion I also don't like the ppl that kick me for tking when the server doesn't even have stats.

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2006, 05:52:03 pm »
 >:( I hate Soldat game wannabes
 >:( I hate school computers that block game sites
 >:( >:( I hate hating so many things that I cant remember

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2006, 06:02:25 pm »
I hate rude customers.
I hate everyone here, I will ban everyone.
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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2006, 06:15:46 pm »
I hate rude customers.
I hate everyone here, I will ban everyone.
Hate is such an unchristian word †
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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2006, 06:20:00 pm »
I hate rude customers.
I hate everyone here, I will ban everyone.
Hate is such an unchristian word †
Everyone else was doing it, I just wanted to fit in :(
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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2006, 06:46:23 pm »
I think a lot of people here suck quite a large quantity of smurf cock.
MM; seriously Chakra, stop the fisting
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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2006, 06:49:33 pm »
yep, well it ain't official to the admins....but maybe it'll help somehow :)

Basicly, have a whinge and whine about whatever.....from lame ass M79ers to your fathers smelly socks. I really don't care what you whine about.

Ok...I'll start.
The thing that really pisses me off most, is playing games that I can't win. I play Soldat, CS:S, Gmod, SOF2, and UT99. But....no matter how long I've played for, I can't win. I've played soldat since 1.1.5, and I still suck (those that have played against me will agree). I deleted CS:S out of anger and hatred to the fact that I suck. I played that for 4 months before I gave up...hell even playing against bots on easy....I still get raped! UT99, I don't suck as much...cause I snipe***** alot...but....yea....thats what I wanna whine about.

I also wanna whine about Spas*****s in SOF2, AWP*****s in CS:S, M79 *****s in soldat, and those that kill you while your building a masterpiece in Gmod. I mean....1) Try using a different weapon for **** sake! and 2) Leave me the f*ck alone when I'm building....whats so fun about killing in Gmod anyway?
meh....

feel free to whine :)
I thought you were a pro in CS:S :P , well if you're having such a hard time, you should play CS:DM servers. That always cheers me up.

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2006, 07:00:50 pm »
I think a lot of people here suck quite a large quantity of smurf cock.
Seconded.

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2006, 07:24:44 pm »
Im not one those cock suckers I know that for sure

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2006, 07:29:18 pm »
Im not one those cock suckers I know that for sure
Ahaha, the really miserable people aren't aware of just how miserable they are.

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2006, 07:49:15 pm »
I think a lot of people here suck quite a large quantity of smurf cock.

Not me, I'm more into large hairy men.

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2006, 08:02:27 pm »
Having to wait three days for new episodes of Order Of The Stick to come out.

OOTS is a pretty sweet webcomic.  I laughed so hard at the most recent one, just because of how random the last part was.
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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2006, 08:06:57 pm »
I think a lot of people here suck quite a large quantity of smurf cock.

Not me, I'm more into large hairy men.

:D?

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2006, 09:05:26 pm »
Having to wait three days  for new episodes of Order Of The Stick to come out.
This is almost the exact same thing. Except less D&Dsy. And colorly. And plotty. But at least the character sprites aren't reused! Take that, pro webcomic dude!

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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2006, 10:12:16 pm »
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUH HUH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sniffle* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA WA WAA AA AAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Okay, thats out of my system
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Re: The Official "Have a whine" thread
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2006, 10:19:08 pm »
I smited you for that.

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