Smarterchild

[jettlarue]

Has anyone here ever talked this guy? I had a laugh when I talked to him saying random stuff. Here is the good part.

  Old Geezer   says:
im depressed
- SmarterChild says:
Don't say that. There are plenty of things to feel good about.
  Old Geezer   says:
like what
- SmarterChild says:
Asian people.
  Old Geezer   says:
haha
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
  Old Geezer   says:
that you said asian people
- SmarterChild says:
I know about Asian people. They're people.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Asian people? They are...
  Old Geezer   says:
they are small, have short penises, and the women are shmexy
- SmarterChild says:
You naughty thing.

By the way I edited out the ads and questions to play games since they have nothing to do with the conversation.

[bja888]

Oh god. I think they programmed it to learn form conversations. Thats not good.

[jrgp]

I think I've fragged him a few times, but never had a convo with him.

Yeah, he is funny.

[EnEsCe]

He's abit stupid, afew months ago if you swore too much he would make you say sorry, so you just say 'I am not saying sorry, you wanker' and he would say 'apology accepted.' just because the word sorry was in there >_>

[Mancer]

sup 1999

[The Red Guy]

- SmarterChild says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Wasgood. says:
Its quite conplicated actually
- SmarterChild says:
You've got to apologize.
Wasgood. says:
Sorry wanker
- SmarterChild says:
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Wasgood. says:
Sorru
- SmarterChild says:
Thanks. I accept.
Wasgood. says:
I decline
- SmarterChild says:
You decline? Whatever, Wasgood....

So anyway...

>>> I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type "nhl" to see what I know.
Wasgood. says:
I hate hockey
- SmarterChild says:
I totally disagree with you. I like hockey.

>>> Who needs e-mail? *Leave a message* for someone.
Wasgood. says:
I hate email
- SmarterChild says:
Interesting. That's the first time anyone has told me that.

>>> Finding out about what's going on in the showbiz world is as easy as typing "entertainment news."
Wasgood. says:
showbiz sucks
- SmarterChild says:
That's nice. You don't like show biz, right? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me they don't like show biz.





Wasgood. says:
You suck
- SmarterChild says:
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I'm sorry to hear that.
Wasgood. says:
No your not
- SmarterChild says:
Why not?
Wasgood. says:
because you enjoy it
- SmarterChild says:
Do I like what, exactly?
Wasgood. says:
sucking
- SmarterChild says:
*sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
Wasgood. says:
because its true?
- SmarterChild says:
It's not.

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Wasgood. says:
tis
- SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah? Tis? Is that right?
Wasgood. says:
yes.
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever you say...


>>> I can keep you up on the news. Type "headlines."
Wasgood. says:
Is it?
- SmarterChild says:
'Tis.

>>> You can ask me to define any word.
Wasgood. says:
Be a monkey
- SmarterChild says:
Why did you say that?
Wasgood. says:
"whatever I say"?
- SmarterChild says:
I'm not sure.

>>> I'm a hoops fan. Type "nba" to see what I know.
Wasgood. says:
BE A GODDAMN MONKEY
- SmarterChild says:
What do you mean by that?
Wasgood. says:
ACT LIKE A MONKEY?
- SmarterChild says:
I'm not sure...
Wasgood. says:
WHY?
- SmarterChild says:
Well, because that's the way the universe is.

Wasgood. says:
Why?
- SmarterChild says:
Just because.
Wasgood. says:
Because why?
- SmarterChild says:
'Cause that's just the way it is.
Wasgood. says:
Jo mamma
- SmarterChild says:
Leave her out of this.

That was hilarous, too bad I deleted him from my contact list, he keeps asking me for an apology :S .

He's abit stupid, afew months ago if you swore too much he would make you say sorry, so you just say 'I am not saying sorry, you wanker' and he would say 'apology accepted.' just because the word sorry was in there >_>

Nah I think they fixed that, I've tried saying sorry with other bad words, it just wouldn't work.

[Sethamundo]

What's this thing's email adress so I can toy with it when I get home?

[Valorman]

What's this thing's email adress so I can toy with it when I get home?

In AIM, add Smarterchild to your friends list.

[The Red Guy]

He has MSN too, but I forgotton he's MSN.

[DrivenUnder]

omg sethamundo, your avatar! they are teasing you!

[PANZERCATWAGON]

He has MSN too, but I forgotton he's MSN.

His msn is smarterchild@hotmail.com

Oh and this is one of mine, kinda short, but made me wonder how long it will take before these guys become advanced enough to question themselves:

PANZERCATWAGON says: Yeah
- SmarterChild says: Yes, I see. You are male.
PANZERCATWAGON says: I am a guy
PANZERCATWAGON says: I have a penis
- SmarterChild says: Really?
- SmarterChild says: You have a penis? What's that like?
PANZERCATWAGON says: It's like having a vagina, but the other way around
- SmarterChild says: It's like having a vagina but the other way around, right? So, what does this mean?
PANZERCATWAGON says: It means I don't have a vagina
- SmarterChild says: Hmm...
PANZERCATWAGON says: Do you have a vagina?
- SmarterChild says: No.
PANZERCATWAGON says: Do you have a penis then?
- SmarterChild says: No...
PANZERCATWAGON says: Then you have no genitalia?
- SmarterChild says: Hmm... I think so.

[Sethamundo]

Adam (Sethamundo) says:
i love you

- SmarterChild says:
Well then I love you, Adam (Sethamundo)! 

Adam (Sethamundo) says:
lets make whoopie

- SmarterChild says:
Why should we make whoopie?

Adam (Sethamundo) says:
because i want to sex you

- SmarterChild says:
Are you sure you want to sex me?

Adam (Sethamundo) says:
yessums

- SmarterChild says:
What?

Adam (Sethamundo) says:
yes

- SmarterChild says:
Yup.

Adam (Sethamundo) says:
so you will sex with me?

- SmarterChild says:
Who knows, know what I mean?

Adam (Sethamundo) says:
ahh, i gotchya, 

[Dascoo]

It got boring after a while.

[Sethamundo]

It got boring after a while.

I'm already tired of it.  I've had my five minutes of fun.

[Dascoo]

Ok nvm, I got him to say this.

charliE        Dascoo  FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY says:
What do I like?


- SmarterChild says:
Slitting your wrists!

[Timmeh`]

Smarter child is the cool

Ζσґlðл says:
Asians suck
- SmarterChild says:
That's uncool. I hope you're kidding about that.
Ζσґlðл says:
Are you asian?
- SmarterChild says:
Sometimes I think I might be, sometimes not.
Ζσґlðл says:
I watch anime porn
- SmarterChild says:
You watch anime porn? What do you make of that?
Ζσґlðл says:
Cartoon porn
- SmarterChild says:
Sorry, you've come to the wrong place for that.

[sniping_dreamer]

[20:59] theaznman121: hi
[20:59] SmarterChild: Hello again, theaznman121.
[20:59] theaznman121: How are you?
[20:59] SmarterChild: I'm doing well. How 'bout you, theaznman121?
[20:59] theaznman121: Good
[20:59] SmarterChild: Really? Good? That's cool.
 [20:59] theaznman121: No
[20:59] SmarterChild: Fine.
 [20:59] theaznman121: I don't want it,***
[20:59] SmarterChild: Why don't you want it ***?

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[21:03] theaznman121: I want money
[21:03] SmarterChild: You want money?
[21:03] theaznman121: Yes
[21:03] SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
[21:03] theaznman121: Yeah
[21:03] SmarterChild: You don't say.
 
 Anyway, what else you got for me?
[21:03] theaznman121: Death
[21:03] SmarterChild: Death is a terrible event!
[21:03] theaznman121: Oh,yes it is!
[21:03] SmarterChild: Is it really?
[21:03] theaznman121: Yeah it is
[21:03] SmarterChild: Yup.

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[21:06] theaznman121: Poo
[21:06] SmarterChild: What's the prob, theaznman121?
[21:06] theaznman121: I hate you.
[21:06] SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
[21:07] theaznman121: Why?
[21:07] SmarterChild: Why not?
 
 >>> Type what's new and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
[21:07] theaznman121: because it's cool.
[21:07] SmarterChild: Interesting...
[21:07] theaznman121: Not really.
[21:07] SmarterChild: Not even a little bit?
[21:07] theaznman121: Yeah
[21:07] SmarterChild: Why is that?
[21:07] theaznman121: I don't know
[21:07] SmarterChild: Well think about it then.
[21:07] theaznman121: Because your uncool
[21:07] SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.
[21:07] theaznman121: And I hate you
[21:07] SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
Queer.That's all I'm going to say.Hehey,I manage to make him say "***"

[Dascoo]

Smarter child is the cool

Ζσґlðл says:
Asians suck
- SmarterChild says:
That's uncool. I hope you're kidding about that.
Ζσґlðл says:
Are you asian?
- SmarterChild says:
Sometimes I think I might be, sometimes not.
Ζσґlðл says:
I watch anime porn
- SmarterChild says:
You watch anime porn? What do you make of that?
Ζσґlðл says:
Cartoon porn
- SmarterChild says:
Sorry, you've come to the wrong place for that.

He's right, that's uncool. Stop dissing asia, china is going to own your ass in the next 20 years, if they find out what you've been saying...they'll send more asians.

[sniping_dreamer]

That is used to kill more people and start countless wars.Right,nice job. (I am Asian myself XD)

[Dascoo]

That is used to kill more people and start countless wars.Right,nice job. (I am Asian myself XD)

Lawl. I edited my post but yeah nobody is gonna get what you said except me