U mean like?:
My brother David:There isn´t any intelligent life since i was born.
This can mean 2 things:
1. As soon as he was born he lowered the standard to almost 0 whit his dumbness
2.He killed all intelligent life.
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There are also some others:
A dialog between my mom And my sister annelie:
Mom:look annelie there is a frog.
Annelie:Il fix it.
*stops on the frog 7 times*
mom: What the....
dialog Between clown and my sister:
Clown:I need a voluntary for the next trick, anyone?
*Annelie raise her hand*
Clown:You come up on stage.
*annelie walks up to the stage*
Clown:Do you want to learn some medic tricks?
*Annelie takes on a total natural face and says:no*
*Clown stands there n 10seconds and just smile then cries and walk out from the stage 5 minutes later he comes back and says*
Clown: Your little demon u got me fired!
*the crowd laughs and annelie begins to cry*
*Later we under stand that the clown was joking*
By the way she was 7 wen this happened.
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Now to mine dialogs:
Dialog between me and mom after i rolled down (head first) the stairs at home:
Mom:Ow my lord what happened!
*I smile and says*
Mattias:I rolled down the stairs.
Mom: Are you hurt!?
Me:no
Mom:Are you sure?
Me:yes
Mom no your damaged u probably just chocked.
Me:no i ain't please let me be.
Mom:You probably got some kind of brain damage. call 112! (Swedish 911 number)
Me: no i don't have any brain damage
*Mom runs to the phone*
*me grabs some Donald duck:co and runs to the toilet and lock my self in and wen mom is coming back shes has 2 medics and a first aid whit her*
*After an half an hour they pick the lock then the medics just stands there and look at me pooing.*
Mom says:Bandage him! Now he might bleed to death.
*I only had an small mark and they puts an bandage on it and walks away.*
Funny ey? its hard to translate to don't grumble over my grammar.
