Author Topic: Real-Life Quotes (Read 3631 times)

Amblin · « **Reply #20 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:46:24 pm »

Our most awesome, now retired, math and CS teacher.

"You don't take a shit on the desk either, now do you?"

Camping_carl · « **Reply #21 on:** December 22, 2006, 04:02:17 am »

Quote from: Amblin on December 21, 2006, 04:46:24 pm

Our most awesome, now retired, math and CS teacher.

"You don't take a **** on the desk either, now do you?"

your an admin and you dont make funny

Liber Lupus · « **Reply #22 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:03:59 am »

Friend's grandma: "How big is this internet? About the size of a tv?

Dascoo · « **Reply #23 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:05:38 am »

"How big" - Lne

M.rSnow · « **Reply #24 on:** December 22, 2006, 11:57:17 am »

I met a guy in down town of vaxjo (Swedish town) from nowhere a guy came and just screamed "WOOOOOOT UR NOOB" really strange guy and i knew exactly what he wanted (irony).

o and i nearly forgot my big brother.
I walked in to the room were he was playing soldat. I looked a wile (he suxed and camped) then (in Swedish of curse) i said:U Lamo.
And suddenly i was attcked by him. he hit me 1 time and i blocked the other punches (he wasnt hitting hard) afet aboute 7 seconds he stopped and jumped back the the computor. I said "Why the hell did u do that" he awnserd "i had Flamegod mode.."

He probebly just wanted to hit me.

Liber Lupus · « **Reply #25 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:00:20 pm »

Quote from: M.rSnow on December 22, 2006, 11:57:17 am

I met a guy in down town of vaxjo (Swedish town) from nowhere a guy came and just screamed "WOOOOOOT UR NOOB" really strange guy and i knew exactly what he wanted (irony).

Well, I have a friend who goes hugging random people on the street. He's creepy, but fun to hang out with.

M.rSnow · « **Reply #26 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:21:08 pm »

Nice friend u got (Have he been in Sweden lately?)

papercut · « **Reply #27 on:** December 26, 2006, 02:10:55 pm »

1. "AIMBOTT JHAX0ER"

2. Sean (A short, pudgy, yet overall cool friend of ours) comes in to my buddy's kitchen without his shirt off, pushing his manboobs together

"Look guys, I can do milkshakes!!"

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #28 on:** December 27, 2006, 02:08:25 pm »

Coming out my after school robotics class...

Girl: C'mon, we just have to wait for a few minutes.
Dumb Girl: It's so boring! I hate waiting!
Girl:Well, what do you think I was doing while you were in detention?
Dumb: Oh WOW, you were standing outside!

-Vis- · « **Reply #29 on:** December 27, 2006, 04:16:27 pm »

Quote from: M.rSnow on December 22, 2006, 11:57:17 am

o and i nearly forgot my big brother.
I walked in to the room were he was playing soldat. I looked a wile (he suxed and camped) then (in Swedish of curse) i said:U Lamo.
And suddenly i was attcked by him. he hit me 1 time and i blocked the other punches (he wasnt hitting hard) afet aboute 7 seconds he stopped and jumped back the the computor. I said "Why the hell did u do that" he awnserd "i had Flamegod mode.."

Haha.. that's pretty funny.

Espressokuppi · « **Reply #30 on:** December 27, 2006, 05:04:08 pm »

My friend once said something like this to me:
"You with a girl? I wouldn't believe it, even if I see it!"

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #31 on:** December 27, 2006, 07:41:50 pm »

Listening to an Ipod shuffle:
OH NO ITS EVANECENCE, AND IT ISN'T THE PART WHERE THEY AREN'T SINGING

AlphaVergo · « **Reply #32 on:** December 28, 2006, 12:17:38 pm »

After I had hit five people in a group with a incedary grenade in rainbow six vegas, they all screamed at the same time ahhhhhhhh, what the F***, howd we catch ourselves on fire!!!, not funnybut it sounded really weird at the time(you had too be there type of thing).

Rambo_6 · « **Reply #33 on:** December 28, 2006, 10:34:57 pm »

Most of these quotes are either "you had to be there", or they just plain aren't that good.

I'mma go sulk now.

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #34 on:** December 29, 2006, 09:55:57 pm »

aww, we need to cheer him up

"That garbage doesn't belong in the trash!"

MofoNofo · « **Reply #35 on:** December 29, 2006, 10:56:49 pm »

"You don't throw dog poo in the recycling bin!"

..
Yeah I thought they recycled "waste" with recycling bins.

Wolf_Man · « **Reply #36 on:** December 29, 2006, 11:08:58 pm »

I was at swings and bailey had her legs between the poles and was spinning around the pole

Me: You look like a pole stripper

Bailey:Say What!?

then i start laughing n we changed the subject ^^

another one

Bailey: My moms a mail lady

Me:Oh.....

Bailey: They're bumper stickers that make fun of her and stuff

Me:*thinks to him self: ohhh that kinda mail lady*

Zegovia · « **Reply #37 on:** December 30, 2006, 04:55:12 pm »

While playing A cyberpunk RPG, with me as the GM, i sorta misplaced my words...

"If they didnt manage to kill him within 30 seconds, he would have died in a moment anyway..."

Hmmmm.....

M.rSnow · « **Reply #38 on:** January 01, 2007, 05:57:48 pm »

Quote from: -Vis- on December 27, 2006, 04:16:27 pm

Quote from: M.rSnow on December 22, 2006, 11:57:17 am
o and i nearly forgot my big brother.
I walked in to the room were he was playing soldat. I looked a wile (he suxed and camped) then (in Swedish of curse) i said:U Lamo.
And suddenly i was attcked by him. he hit me 1 time and i blocked the other punches (he wasnt hitting hard) afet aboute 7 seconds he stopped and jumped back the the computor. I said "Why the hell did u do that" he awnserd "i had Flamegod mode.."

Haha.. that's pretty funny.

Yeah aint he

I have lots of funny stuff but i don't remember em 4 posting.
But i have a funny O-T thing here http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm nice. Amazing how they can do like that.

AlphaVergo · « **Reply #39 on:** January 02, 2007, 03:53:15 pm »

"isn't a crazy pueritorican redundant"
"no you stupid stupid idiots, oranges suck" (some random kid in my AP bio class after we had talked about the nutritional value of oranges)

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Author Topic: Real-Life Quotes (Read 3631 times)