Now this ain't a real Quote but its funny and i could have been one.
My mom works at "Alstom" here in Sweden they have a lot to do whit coal power plants and oil power plants and all kinds of power plants. and once in Sweden in "skåne" a state here in Sweden they had built some wind power stations. Mom visited one because shes like a "bug fixer". and wen she came there she was told that the power plant dint give any electricity. It was spinning and all but it wasn't giving a volt. then mom noticed that the power plant was spinning mush faster than the other once. then she told them:
Congratulations! You guys just built the worlds largest fan!
they was stunned of the costs of this they had been driving a 15 meters wide fan probably draining lost of volts of the other power plants.
When my mother came home we laughed ower asses off.