Author Topic: Soldat: Choose your own adventure (again!) (Read 12172 times)

gedazz · « **Reply #40 on:** January 01, 2007, 02:19:43 pm »

See what's that thing and if it's useful do something with that blurping creature

Foley · « **Reply #41 on:** January 01, 2007, 03:12:11 pm »

Quote from: gedazz on January 01, 2007, 02:19:43 pm

See what's that thing and if it's useful do something with that blurping creature

What the fuck!?!? Strawberry Clock!!!1!11!one!1one!1!!11one!11!!!11shift+1
What should i do?!

Mistercharles · « **Reply #42 on:** January 01, 2007, 03:26:36 pm »

Challenge strawberryclock to a dual, with your bananaphone.

This topic should really move to the lounge, it has nothing to do with soldat now.

Death MachineX350 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 01, 2007, 03:47:14 pm »

Pull out a scope, put it on the Strawberry clock, enter the secret code with your foot and shoot that green thing with the clock's 50 cal which pops out of the "0" in the "10".

Horve · « **Reply #44 on:** January 01, 2007, 03:52:30 pm »

a.) put it in your inventory
b.) get back to soldat or go to the lounge
c.) smash it with its ass
d.) check the time, maybe its time to die

Foley · « **Reply #45 on:** January 01, 2007, 04:08:37 pm »

Meanwhile:

Oh! So it was a dream! And that flashing light was a LAW rocket?! I see a small crater in the place i was! I got killed and respawned here!

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #46 on:** January 01, 2007, 05:11:41 pm »

take gun and return flag

jrgp · « **Reply #47 on:** January 01, 2007, 05:21:32 pm »

Stomp that dead alpha into the ground then storm his base.

Flamingo · « **Reply #48 on:** January 01, 2007, 05:52:10 pm »

I said it was a rocket!

Quote from: a-4-year-old on January 01, 2007, 05:11:41 pm

take gun and return flag

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Thrax · « **Reply #49 on:** January 01, 2007, 06:40:42 pm »

Quote from: a-4-year-old on January 01, 2007, 05:11:41 pm

take gun and return flag

I second that.

Horve · « **Reply #50 on:** January 01, 2007, 09:36:48 pm »

Quote from: Thrax on January 01, 2007, 06:40:42 pm

Quote from: a-4-year-old on January 01, 2007, 05:11:41 pm
take gun and return flag and perform /pwn
I triple that.

Sotija · « **Reply #51 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:27:45 am »

Take the Gun and touch the flag

Zegovia · « **Reply #52 on:** January 02, 2007, 10:20:32 am »

Take the Gun... hide in the crater, and use the flag to lure enemies...

The Bone Collector · « **Reply #53 on:** January 02, 2007, 10:29:39 am »

Set proper time on the strawberry clock, and leave server....

and join GameArena CTF 3....its always full of hackers....

Thrax · « **Reply #54 on:** January 02, 2007, 04:37:04 pm »

Take the gun see if it has ammo, if it does, return the flag and proceed to look for other Soldats.

xtishereb · « **Reply #55 on:** January 02, 2007, 06:23:10 pm »

Pick up the gun (you'll have to reload it when you pick it up anyway), then look around for whatever (or whoever) made those bullet holes in the ground.

Also, stop /smoke-ing. It seems whatever's in your "cigars" isn't tobacco.

scg_912 · « **Reply #56 on:** January 02, 2007, 06:25:41 pm »

Find the bastard who blew u up and throw the banana at his eye

Bunney · « **Reply #57 on:** January 03, 2007, 10:42:59 am »

Return flag, take gun /piss on dead alpha, but u got shot in ur weener, then go to a medcit camp there with teh saw and shoot any legs of that are passing by then u do /victory and u run further to get barret