Author Topic: Soldat: Choose your own adventure (again!) (Read 12092 times)

Eagles_Arrows · « **Reply #20 on:** December 31, 2006, 02:10:24 pm »

Throw the banana at one of the portals and observe.

Foley · « **Reply #21 on:** December 31, 2006, 02:17:12 pm »

Throw the banana at one of the portals and observe.

It... bounced from it?

This place scares me...

What now?

Thrax · « **Reply #22 on:** December 31, 2006, 02:26:39 pm »

Its a wall... Knock on it!

Horve · « **Reply #23 on:** December 31, 2006, 02:42:09 pm »

go get the banana and eat it, then die from infinite diarrhoea

Foley · « **Reply #24 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:08:43 pm »

Its a wall... Knock on it!

I cant, something is taking my punches off it!

Now what?

Horve · « **Reply #25 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:12:55 pm »

search the place, maybe you'll find something

Mistercharles · « **Reply #26 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:19:32 pm »

/ymca.

Foley · « **Reply #27 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:27:49 pm »

search the place, maybe you'll find something

Oh god! What the hell is this?! And its looking on me!

What should i do?!

Thrax · « **Reply #28 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:28:57 pm »

Run up too it and talk to it.

Horve · « **Reply #29 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:34:49 pm »

cumshot in its face or put it in your inventory or smash it with your ass.

Foley · « **Reply #30 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:38:35 pm »

Run up too it and talk to it.

I wont run to it because im freaking scared! Ill try talking!

?!

... what now?

Thrax · « **Reply #31 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:40:07 pm »

Say something smart, like this 'What are you?' or 'Whats your name?' 'Where am I?'

The Chef · « **Reply #32 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:33:29 pm »

Piss on it then play dead

Flamingo · « **Reply #33 on:** January 01, 2007, 07:09:46 am »

Give him a Rennie...

Foln · « **Reply #34 on:** January 01, 2007, 07:38:30 am »

go back, search your glasses on the ground and give the glasses to the thing!

Zegovia · « **Reply #35 on:** January 01, 2007, 08:23:21 am »

Ah these threads just cant go wrong....

Throw sand in its eye, and stomp it silly!!

scg_912 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 01, 2007, 08:26:02 am »

Poke it with a stick till it bleeds XD

Foley · « **Reply #37 on:** January 01, 2007, 09:38:58 am »

go back, search your glasses on the ground and give the glasses to the thing!

Lalala... I dont see anything!

I see something red far away!

What shall i do?

Flamingo · « **Reply #38 on:** January 01, 2007, 09:44:22 am »

Its a apple...
Grab it and trade it with the scary thing for some Mushrooms.

MofoNofo · « **Reply #39 on:** January 01, 2007, 10:00:26 am »

It's a ruby. Use it to throw at the "thing"s eye.

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