Author Topic: I've got worms...IN HELL (Read 5111 times)

peemonkey · « **on:** June 20, 2006, 10:03:03 pm »

Okay, turns out I'm like venus, little dudes couldn't handle my awsomeness and died as soon as they got in

Graham · « **Reply #1 on:** June 20, 2006, 10:04:23 pm »

*hugs* ill send you a nipple pic later

Eagles_Arrows · « **Reply #2 on:** June 20, 2006, 10:18:25 pm »

I told you not to eat that mud!

Spyder · « **Reply #3 on:** June 20, 2006, 10:24:57 pm »

I am here for you peemonkey, just call me.

Atomic Hype · « **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2006, 12:40:40 am »

pics now, kthnxbai

reckon · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2006, 12:56:10 am »

Is it corn?

EnEsCe · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2006, 01:31:58 am »

yeah I got worms armageddon the other day lol

Captain Ben · « **Reply #7 on:** June 21, 2006, 01:37:58 am »

Just rub your arse on the carpet. Always works for me.

VijchtiDoodah · « **Reply #8 on:** June 21, 2006, 01:55:21 am »

The Worm Within

Dascoo · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:10:00 am »

Lawl

Is there a free version of worms?

BooBoo McBad · « **Reply #10 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:03:40 pm »

Quote from: EnEsCe on June 21, 2006, 01:31:58 am

yeah I got worms armageddon the other day lol

Sorry about that.

One thing I do love in that game however, is the taunts! Someone should write down the taunts from those games, they would be great fun for Soldat

Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2006, 07:22:52 pm »

This is what happens when you remove the bash pit.

peemonkey · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2006, 09:07:15 pm »

Yes, stop assing up my topic.
Waiting what is now 1-2 days for lab results, but by then I'll be in Los Angeles for the weekend, so might not get word for a week. I've only seen 1, and they think it might have passed through dormant or some shit like that.
I've waged war on whatever may very well be in my gut with alot of Tamazula Extra Hot Hot Sauce (yes, 2 hots) Right now I just ate a fine fine dinner of extra thick steak, corn, garlic bread and coffee. All but the coffee, barbicued. Very nice. It's only for the humans and the dog, worms get none i say!

FliesLikeABrick · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2006, 09:18:29 pm »

Quote from: peemonkey on June 22, 2006, 09:07:15 pm

Yes, stop assing up my topic.
Waiting what is now 1-2 days for lab results, but by then I'll be in Los Angeles for the weekend, so might not get word for a week. I've only seen 1, and they think it might have passed through dormant or some **** like that.
I've waged war on whatever may very well be in my gut with alot of Tamazula Extra Hot Hot Sauce (yes, 2 hots) Right now I just ate a fine fine dinner of extra thick steak, corn, garlic bread and coffee. All but the coffee, barbicued. Very nice. It's only for the humans and the dog, worms get none i say!

isn't steak the kind of protein-rich food that intestinal/parasitic worms thrive on?

kingkitty · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2006, 09:20:24 pm »

It has to be undercooked meat.

Vltava · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2006, 09:21:28 pm »

Try some herbal green or yellow tea, Indian or Chinese. I'm serious, it might help.

Rambo_6 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2006, 12:21:07 am »

Drink acidic stuff, like orange juice or drain cleaner. That'll show it who's boss.

peemonkey · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2006, 12:36:50 am »

Tamazula, rambo.

no brick, only pork, and I cook this cow like no tomarrow

Rambo_6 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 23, 2006, 12:57:48 am »

Drink lots of liquor (even that Inferno liquor that comes with a pepper in the bottle).

You'll have a lot of fun AND burn the shit out of your stomach!

peemonkey · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2006, 01:02:36 am »

I drink, I stab. No.

Unlucky XIII · « **Reply #20 on:** June 23, 2006, 02:31:51 am »

Quote from: Rambo_6 on June 23, 2006, 12:21:07 am

Drink acidic stuff, like orange juice or drain cleaner. That'll show it who's boss.

Drain cleaner is basic/alkaline. 7th year chemistry.

Anyway, I have too. Is there a reason to care? It's like sharing food with friends, the way I see it, except you don't know you are, and they aren't exactly invited..
And no, mum and dad do not know, but now you do... why you first, though...

peemonkey · « **Reply #21 on:** June 23, 2006, 02:52:16 am »

...what the hell was that?

Unlucky XIII · « **Reply #22 on:** June 23, 2006, 03:16:57 am »

In short, you aren't the only one with worms and what the hell's the problem with having them?

Keron Cyst · « **Reply #23 on:** June 23, 2006, 12:03:37 pm »

They're stealing your food, that's what, and making you eat more to gain the same amount of energy! Aren't you lazy?

peemonkey · « **Reply #24 on:** June 23, 2006, 12:07:44 pm »

I'm not keen on things livining in my ass dude, and if they're are any, I plan on killing them.
I just hope the fucker didn't lay no eggs in me.
Well, I'm off to LA for the weekend, later folkies.

Mistercharles · « **Reply #25 on:** June 23, 2006, 05:06:53 pm »

Remember to bring lemons.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #26 on:** June 23, 2006, 08:51:53 pm »

Wait for 2 weeks and then take the medication. When you've killed and shitted out the fucker, stretch it out and meaure it. Some people never notice and their grow to like 2-4 metres and possibly longer.

Vltava · « **Reply #27 on:** June 23, 2006, 09:18:30 pm »

Like the length of a school bus.

peemonkey · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2006, 09:28:47 pm »

ROCK ON! Okay, I moved my dad back up here this weekend because I love his old ass so much, and when I was in the middle of carrying one of the couches, blam, the hospital calls his cell, and tell me that It died as soon as it got in me because my immune system is kickass. All it turned out to be was me pooing out a corpse

Vltava · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2006, 09:32:20 pm »

But that means it couldn't have died as soon as it got into you, because then you would have only pooped out a miniscule egg! It must've at least been well and alive in you for a week, at the end of which it was killed by stomach acid or such.

Aquarius · « **Reply #30 on:** June 26, 2006, 03:07:06 am »

It has been proved there is no life form that could survive in peemonkey's a**

Rambo_6 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 26, 2006, 03:28:30 am »

Oi, I survived there.

peemonkey · « **Reply #32 on:** June 26, 2006, 01:19:23 pm »

You had a hazmat suit on, cheater.

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Author Topic: I've got worms...IN HELL (Read 5111 times)