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Offline Unlucky XIII

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Re: I've got worms.
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2006, 02:31:51 am »
Drink acidic stuff, like orange juice or drain cleaner. That'll show it who's boss.
Drain cleaner is basic/alkaline. 7th year chemistry.

Anyway, I have too. Is there a reason to care? It's like sharing food with friends, the way I see it, except you don't know you are, and they aren't exactly invited..
And no, mum and dad do not know, but now you do... why you first, though...

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Offline peemonkey

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Re: I've got worms.
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2006, 02:52:16 am »
...what the hell was that?

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Re: I've got worms.
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2006, 03:16:57 am »
In short, you aren't the only one with worms and what the hell's the problem with having them?

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Re: I've got worms.
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2006, 12:03:37 pm »
They're stealing your food, that's what, and making you eat more to gain the same amount of energy! Aren't you lazy?

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Re: I've got worms.
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2006, 12:07:44 pm »
I'm not keen on things livining in my ass dude, and if they're are any, I plan on killing them.
I just hope the fucker didn't lay no eggs in me.
Well, I'm off to LA for the weekend, later folkies.

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Re: I've got worms.
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2006, 05:06:53 pm »
Remember to bring lemons.
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Re: I've got worms.
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2006, 08:51:53 pm »
Wait for 2 weeks and then take the medication. When you've killed and shitted out the fucker, stretch it out and meaure it. Some people never notice and their grow to like 2-4 metres and possibly longer.

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Re: I've got worms.
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2006, 09:18:30 pm »
Like the length of a school bus.

Offline peemonkey

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Re: I've got worms.
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2006, 09:28:47 pm »
ROCK ON! Okay, I moved my dad back up here this weekend because I love his old ass so much, and when I was in the middle of carrying one of the couches, blam, the hospital calls his cell, and tell me that It died as soon as it got in me because my immune system is kickass.  All it turned out to be was me pooing out a corpse :)

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Re: I've got worms...IN HELL
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2006, 09:32:20 pm »
But that means it couldn't have died as soon as it got into you, because then you would have only pooped out a miniscule egg! It must've at least been well and alive in you for a week, at the end of which it was killed by stomach acid or such.

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Re: I've got worms...IN HELL
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2006, 03:07:06 am »
It has been proved there is no life form that could survive in peemonkey's a**
« Last Edit: June 26, 2006, 03:10:39 am by Aquarius »

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Re: I've got worms...IN HELL
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2006, 03:28:30 am »
Oi, I survived there.

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Re: I've got worms...IN HELL
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2006, 01:19:23 pm »
You had a hazmat suit on, cheater.