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Offline The Bone Collector

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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2007, 01:07:51 am »
Stop judging the pictures, and get back to the original post....
Jeez....
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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2007, 01:08:00 am »

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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2007, 01:08:44 am »
you pricks

let me see!!!
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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2007, 01:10:18 am »
Ok, my mistake for posting photos. Seriously though....if all you guys think about...are looks and getting your dick wet...
Then you don't deserve to be anywhere near a woman....
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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2007, 01:12:36 am »
And you're hooking up on the internet, thus not getting you anywhere near women. Huzzah!

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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2007, 01:32:01 am »
hey bones can you like.. upload them so i can see them.. if it comes from image shack i cant see them at all :(

and i wanna see
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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2007, 01:32:42 am »
And you're hooking up on the internet, thus not getting you anywhere near women. Huzzah!


Bwahahahahahah I love you.
+1

TheBoneCollector your assuming things... there is nothing wrong with having standards though you apparently don't have any, so good for you :D

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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2007, 01:38:08 am »
Cookie can you upload the pictures for me?!
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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2007, 01:51:49 am »
Cookie can you upload the pictures for me?!
Poor carl, everyone keeps ignoring him... lol

Here ya go:
Girl A: http://server1.enesce.com/tmp/newimagetf5.png
Girl B: http://server1.enesce.com/tmp/cidaaxq6.jpg


Thank you for trying enesce.. :( .. still.. it failed to work
i guess you have games on your site. -_-..

This website has been blocked because of

Games

How come i can get to soldat though!??!?
this is like the only site. thats not blocked --_ that and google.
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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2007, 02:09:28 am »
okay i like girl A because her eyes are nice and her hair is hawt..
but you can tell shes a loose chick
SO what you should do..

Is probley bang her a couple times.. as you are trying to find girl C
now the mission of this is.. get some pussy.. you know shes loose..
so dont even try to think you can stick with her..

She bascally cheated.. and she will continue to.. most girls will if you are not around you must find the rare girl that doesnt cheat. kinda like i do..

now girl B

She just wants your Penis... you can tell shes a hungry one..
Dont trust her... she just told you that stuff cause she thinks she can hook up with a half decent looking guy.. she wants you for looks and you can tell her boobies are not big enough to even try for.

Chick A Looks like she can be a bit wild in bed...

Chick B looks like he type to tear your penis off and wear it...

So .... bang chick A.. you know stick with her ...
See how she is.... and if you end up liking her peronality..
and investigate her.. see if she will cheat again
mostlikely she will

she must be a horny chicka..

Anyways thats my advice.


AND THANK YOU ENESENCEENENENENENENEE!!

hugs you tightly.. i can tell who my friends are enesce....
and you are one of them you actually heard my plead for help..
and now i will Help you and deffend you in any matter.
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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2007, 02:23:58 am »
okay i like girl A because her eyes are nice and her hair is hawt..
but you can tell shes a loose chick
SO what you should do..

Is probley bang her a couple times.. as you are trying to find girl C
now the mission of this is.. get some pussy.. you know shes loose..
so dont even try to think you can stick with her..

She bascally cheated.. and she will continue to.. most girls will if you are not around you must find the rare girl that doesnt cheat. kinda like i do..

now girl B

She just wants your Penis... you can tell shes a hungry one..
Dont trust her... she just told you that stuff cause she thinks she can hook up with a half decent looking guy.. she wants you for looks and you can tell her boobies are not big enough to even try for.

Chick A Looks like she can be a bit wild in bed...

Chick B looks like he type to tear your penis off and wear it...

So .... bang chick A.. you know stick with her ...
See how she is.... and if you end up liking her peronality..
and investigate her.. see if she will cheat again
mostlikely she will

she must be a horny chicka..

Anyways thats my advice.


AND THANK YOU ENESENCEENENENENENENEE!!

hugs you tightly.. i can tell who my friends are enesce....
and you are one of them you actually heard my plead for help..
and now i will Help you and deffend you in any matter.

Yea go for A I agree and maybe wait for C. 

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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2007, 02:41:29 am »
Carl....+1 for humor. I'm not gonna use these girls for sex....I have no need for that.

Cookie....I do have standards. Just extremely low standards. Looks don't count for everything....

*sigh*....Maybe I just need to get laid.....
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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2007, 02:45:56 am »
Carl....+1 for humor. I'm not gonna use these girls for sex....I have no need for that.

Cookie....I do have standards. Just extremely low standards. Looks don't count for everything....

*sigh*....Maybe I just need to get laid.....

Girl A waits.. with legs wide open
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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2007, 03:28:25 am »
So does girl B and she is hungggryyy!

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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2007, 03:40:01 am »
Carl....+1 for humor. I'm not gonna use these girls for sex....I have no need for that.

Cookie....I do have standards. Just extremely low standards. Looks don't count for everything....

*sigh*....Maybe I just need to get laid.....

Girl A waits.. with legs wide open

Would you rather have Lucy Liu or Rosie O Donnel?

EXACTLY

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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2007, 04:01:42 am »
Carl....+1 for humor. I'm not gonna use these girls for sex....I have no need for that.

Cookie....I do have standards. Just extremely low standards. Looks don't count for everything....

*sigh*....Maybe I just need to get laid.....


Girl A waits.. with legs wide open

Would you rather have Lucy Liu or Rosie O Donnel?

EXACTLY


Right.. also its embarresing to be with ugly girls in public.
So either call her your SISTER or your friend..
ANd stay away from her Love is not an option with the beast.
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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2007, 05:27:33 am »
You guys are so slack :P

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Re: IS god trying to tell me something?
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2007, 06:20:38 am »
Someone you've never met can't cheat on you.  You're not in a relationship.

That's all it boils down to.  If you've never met Girl A, what the hell are you fretting about?  So she got with some guy before you went out to see her?  So what?

You never met her, it's long distance, get over it.  You don't have any sort of real relationship with Girl A, so I'd suggest you drop it all before you get yourself into something really troubling.

It sounds like you're just panning out to the alternative option, one that could hurt Girl A.  But since you told her to **** off, then why do you care about that?  Are you just going with Girl B because she supposedly wants your nuts?

This bear would be wise to keep his paws out of the honey pot.

Until you meet whichever girl in person and actually start something serious, don't even bother.  Yea, you might get laid...but you'd probably get a bunch of **** for it that would make it a pain in the ass. 

Oh, and God doesn't care about this sort of crap. 

Edit:
Should I feel guilty for what I said to Girl A?
~Not really, because you never met her and you weren't in a relationship.

Am I any better than the Girl A who cheated on me?
~If you go screw Girl B, no, you're a hypocrite who ****ed Girl A's best friend.

What should I do about Girl B?
~Nothing?  Get away?

What should I do about it all?
~See above.

Is god trying to tell me that I should be with Girl B?
~No, God doesn't care about this sort of thing, that's a load of crap.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2007, 06:39:55 am by The Geologist »
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