Author Topic: lets make a biggass poem! (Read 3794 times)

..::HHH::.. · « **on:** January 11, 2007, 04:00:33 pm »

the forums that we love, the forums that we need,
the forums that we spend most of our days,
has change my style and changed my life in millions and millions of ways.
the game itself has passed me by, thanks to the power that be.
but the almighty forum wil never die, cause it means the world to me.
some guys i hate, some guys i don't mind, some guys i can even say i like,
we all have a mate, you will all one find, find one you like, and strike. (that sucked:P)

we're the same, were all a team, don't call me lame cause i live my dream.
but now fingers are starting to burn, so take over now.. its your turn.

Graham · « **Reply #1 on:** January 11, 2007, 04:12:17 pm »

Spam by Dascoo deleted. Dascoo you are on your last strike, just remember that.

vulbastick · « **Reply #2 on:** January 11, 2007, 07:46:43 pm »

Soldat forums rule
they are like a useful mule
but the lounge is the best of course
cos its more more like a horse

sweet, i am the poem master

Rambo_6 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 11, 2007, 11:22:53 pm »

Poems are very lame
Get out you hippies

(Poems don't have to rhyme)

jrgp · « **Reply #4 on:** January 11, 2007, 11:49:00 pm »

With the frequent spammers
the forums remind of a sammering
version of New York city, with the spammers being coke dealers and buyers.
But with helpful flab and old chak at our side
we post with almost no reside.

I know, that sucked it's own ass.

But, I liked HHH's poem.

Fluffy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 12, 2007, 01:14:51 pm »

Cha cha cha cha-chaa, na na na naa.

*drum solo*

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #6 on:** January 12, 2007, 01:35:48 pm »

soldatforums are such a delight,
everyone here is so polite. (bs lol)
racism is no problem cuz im white
so white, i get sunburned on a cloudy night.
I have nothing else to write.

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 12, 2007, 02:31:25 pm »

Soldat is the game that we choose to play
The forums are the place that we choose to stay
It's the ideal place to discuss the guns
Or reminisce about 1.2.1
You'll find maps, you'll find mods,
You'll find apps, you'll find bots
We play Soldat, that's nothing new
Listen up, here's how we do:

<rap solo>
Speed hacks
are no match
for my attacks
turn back
health packs

Better grab a vest
Too late; you're messed
We're the best
It's no contest
you'll die like the rest
</rap solo>

This is where the vets hang out
The ones who know what Soldat's about
This is where the newbies go
With their help the forums grow
They get advice and learn new skills
Then go out and rack up kills
Yes, the forums are the place to be
If you stop by sometime you'll see.

Heh. The rap was lame, but it was fun to write. =)

Camping_carl · « **Reply #8 on:** January 12, 2007, 02:39:38 pm »

when i glanced at your topic i thought it said

Lets make a biggass possum

no idea why

but this is part of the poem

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2007, 01:03:31 am »

Quote from: Camping_carl on January 12, 2007, 02:39:38 pm

when i glanced at your topic i thought it said

Lets make a biggass possum

Saying things like that is one of the reasons why people want you to stay.

And i'm bad with rhymes

This post shows it.

Chariot · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2007, 06:17:55 pm »

Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on January 12, 2007, 02:31:25 pm

Or reminisce about 1.2.1

one point two point one really rolls off the toungue.

That's my one-liner contribution.

echo_trail · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2007, 07:52:15 pm »

The Lounge holds many a spammy post,
Camping Carl and Dascoo the most.
They hold little meaning, no? Makes no sence at me.
I would have you bleedin', Bro', so you could really see,
that this is soldatforums, mates, not some other sh!t.
Then perhaps you would finally be able an SF membership to fit.

This is soldatforums, dude.
Soldat is it's name.
You post in here, bold and rude,
don't even play the game.

This is but a whining thread,
Whining I have done.
I'll now get my ass to bed,
Heya, I'm now gone.

Why do I get the feeling I will never be much of a poet..Â

..::HHH::.. · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2007, 09:33:34 pm »

heeey! you ARE a poet Echo_Trail;D

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2007, 10:04:18 pm »

the noobies whine
they think i hack
but the real truth is
i own their ass

I take my gun
and hold it up
oh what fun.

i grab the flag
and skillfully flee
dodging the bullets
with such ease

I score again
my team whoops
the other team cries
they know im too good

So vote kick me they do.
As usual, nothing new
They thought I used hacks
But... I just own their ass,

woot, refrain.

Rambo_6 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2007, 07:21:01 am »

My testicles shrunk just reading these poems.

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 14, 2007, 11:28:05 am »

Quote from: Rambo_6 on January 14, 2007, 07:21:01 am

My testicles shrunk just reading these poems.

Come on now...being a poet doesn't make you less of a man. Guess what? Your favorite band has at least one poet in it. That sort of poetry is fine.

The poets that you want to watch out for (the ones that drink tea and have reading sessions) are the ones that think punctuation helps the flow of the poem, that argue that syllable count is more important than rhyming, and that use poetry to "express themselves".

Guess what, tea-drinkers? NO ONE CARES.

echo_trail · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2007, 01:40:43 pm »

Quote

Guess what, tea-drinkers? NO ONE CARES.

HAHA! That's hillarious! *Applauds*! Chakra`, being a true tea-drinker, probably won't enjoy it so much, though

xtishereb · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2007, 01:53:55 pm »

Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on January 14, 2007, 11:28:05 am

Your favorite band has at least one poet in it.

My favorite band might, but my favorite artist isn't a poet. DJ Zinc is too busy kicking ass to rhyme. He has other people do that for him. [/elitism]

Soldat Forums is the place to chill.
Don't worry about the score or getting a kill.
Develop philosophies about complaining.
Then tell it to the world while you're gaming.
Smite the spammers and applaud the mappers.
Or make a moments thread about some flag-runnin' cappers.
Check out a link at the top of the page.
Write a comic about Barrett-induced rage.
Give props to the mods, they're running the show.
Giving this forum its healthy blue glow.
Saw in the server or idle in the channel,
Or join a weapon mod judging pannel.
Try to spam, you can't double post.
SMF merges posts, no boast.
Chances are right now you want me to die.
So I'll leave by saying thanks to the brick that flies.

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2007, 02:49:00 pm »

Kay so I posted this in the thread about keeping camping carl in the forums, and now I'm putting it in here ... because I'm better than you or that it took effort to think up, pick and shuttup.

Camping Carl you are so great,
Greater than a sirloin steak.
Your cheerie comments and your warm soft glow,
Make me weak and numb in mine legs below.

Fiveteen cans of beans a day,
Gives you strength that does not waver.
You have become stronger than
A buff meerkat with a lightsabre.

By day you are an army bred, uniformed machine,
But by night you are a story writing, loving caring and forum going queen!

Within my heart an entire hall is kept clean
For your love that is perpetually existing.
(Though the maid sometimes leaves dust on its floors,
for higher pay she keeps insisting)

You'll never leave this forum now,
Your soul and it's, combined.
That and I friggin love you man!
...and your soft and peachy behind

Graham · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2007, 02:58:50 pm »

You're all idiots, thats no lie
I'll ban you, and make you cry.

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Author Topic: lets make a biggass poem! (Read 3794 times)