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Quote from: †on April 14, 2008, 01:25:20 pmTo sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
...WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?!
Quote from: jrgp on September 30, 2010, 03:36:50 pmOnly anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.
Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
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this is the dumbest idea what ive ever heard
we don't need anymore weed smoking failures to try and mess up the game
I just spoke to Michal, he said he is going to implement this!!! :OAlso, registered users will get a brand new bananapenis interface!
As long as the rape is bloody
Wow This is realy well....Out There so to speak....But it is funny and higly orginal of a thread so i have this to say.....Drugs Are Verey Verey Bad MMMMKLMAO OMFG ROFL None of these describ the site you would have seen after i had read this.....ROFL became realty and my mom yelled at me......This should be stickyed for the fact tha it is the funniest thing ever. I mean come one BANANAPENIS AND MONKEYS BANANACUM .....Great Realy Great.
Who the hell stickied this?!****.
Now before this is implemented there is something that needs to be discussed. What type of banana is it going to be? A platain perhaps? Then it also needs to be decided whether it would be a green unripe banana or a nice ripe yellow one. Personally I prefer the greener bananas as they are more firm and taste less sweet. The yellow ones are too sweet and soft. Do you really want a sweet and soft banana in soldat? No you want a hard one to intimidate the enemies.
Quote from: xbandit on August 30, 2006, 10:05:18 amthis is the dumbest idea what ive ever heard
The bump mapping sucks. And why is the player given girl hands?
My addition to this idea is a whole new gamemode - Zombie Bananapenis Monkeymatch.Team Alpha would have bananapenises, and their goal would be to insemenate the Banana Statue. If you shoot bananacum at the Banana Statue five times, they win the game.Team Bravo would be monkeys, their goal would be to protect the Banana Statue and bite Team Alpha's bananapenises off. If they manage to hold the Statue for a set time period, they win.Team Charlie would be three-dimensional zombies, and their goal would be to maul walls and punch each other in the neck.I do believe that this gamemode would add extreme realism to Soldat, and it would become the best game ever.
I'm just waiting for a mod to appear..
when i read threads like this, i find myself wonderin who im playin this game with, kids? most likely, kids tryin to be funny, or just goofin around, i still dont believe this is a serious thread, and i seriously doubt michael would add this, its just stupid, in my opinion anyways, but then again do opinions matter? i dont think so.
i would love dildo guns aswell which would cause anal orgasm disorienting the target or depending on the caliber causing heavy anal butchery
My God, I can't believe I thought of that! Brilliant!