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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4020 on: May 21, 2009, 08:25:36 pm »
Yeah... for those of you that don't know those are called BCGs, Birth Control Glasses. Glasses so ugly no one will have sex with you. For many retarded reasons I STILL have to wear them... Been trying to get new glasses for months.
Honestly, I think they're fine. What really matters with relationships and being attractive is your voice and personality.

Couldn't you spray paint the glasses' rims some other color if you really hate them that much?
It doesn't help if your glasses make you look like a white urkle
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4021 on: May 21, 2009, 09:27:58 pm »
Holy crap I had to Google it before it really hit me.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams it is
still a beautiful world.  Strive to be happy.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4022 on: May 24, 2009, 12:00:52 pm »
Wade, Jack Wade.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4023 on: May 24, 2009, 12:20:18 pm »
A picture of the wedding you went to?

Nice suit. ;)

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4024 on: May 24, 2009, 12:21:15 pm »
A picture of the wedding you went to?

Nice suit. ;)
Yeah, my brother's. I was the Best Man.

And thanks. :)
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4025 on: May 24, 2009, 12:32:03 pm »
The urinals really put the emphasis on your fringe.

Seriously, it's a wedding, with a gazillion cameras firing away, and you take a picture in the toilet with a phone? D:

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« Reply #4026 on: May 24, 2009, 01:52:08 pm »
The urinals really put the emphasis on your fringe.

Seriously, it's a wedding, with a gazillion cameras firing away, and you take a picture in the toilet with a phone? D:
My thoughts exactly xD
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4027 on: May 25, 2009, 01:20:11 am »
THATS A NICE


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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4028 on: May 25, 2009, 07:41:50 am »
@jrgp:

Nice tuxedo. You look rather unhappy in that picture.

I'll wear my kendo armor and take a pic to show you guys soon :)
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4029 on: May 25, 2009, 07:49:06 am »
A picture of the wedding you went to?

Nice suit. ;)
Yeah, my brother's. I was the Best Man.

And thanks. :)

Your brother's weddin' and they just locked you on toilet.... for sure.

Good job.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4030 on: May 25, 2009, 07:53:07 am »
A picture of the wedding you went to?

Nice suit. ;)
Yeah, my brother's. I was the Best Man.

And thanks. :)

Your brother's weddin' and they just locked you on toilet.... for sure.

Good job.
Ouch! That's a bit harsh don't you think?
"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4031 on: May 25, 2009, 07:58:33 am »
Wait,what ?

I mean, if I would ever show a weddin' picture, I guess it would be kind of representatin'.
With the people, or at least with the cake for God's sake.
Not alone on toilet.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4032 on: May 25, 2009, 08:00:52 am »
Well maybe he's a shy guy around public.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4033 on: May 25, 2009, 09:41:56 am »
A picture of the wedding you went to?

Nice suit. ;)
Yeah, my brother's. I was the Best Man.

And thanks. :)

Your brother's weddin' and they just locked you on toilet.... for sure.

Good job.
No, it's not that. I tried to get drunk by drinking like 6 glasses of wine. Nothing happened, except it made me pee like crazy. That's why I was in there.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4034 on: May 25, 2009, 10:41:03 am »
Drinkin-fail. :D

Anyways, how did it taste? Bitter? Sweet?
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4035 on: May 25, 2009, 02:31:51 pm »
Anyways, how did it taste? Bitter? Sweet?
A very distinctive taste...hard to describe to one who's never had it. It was good though.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4036 on: May 25, 2009, 02:42:14 pm »
Today is the 5th day im drunk, so what the fock ? try to drink some spirits...

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4037 on: May 25, 2009, 03:11:33 pm »
Today is the 5th day im drunk, so what the fock ? try to drink some spirits...

not everyone's a guido like you mate. some people are just starting on this 'oh check it out ALCOHOL ROCKS' thing we have going on.

also, I lost my camera. Had more than a few beers at a pub in some different town, and left it there. Thinking what the hell, the next day we went back to see if the barmaid had found it (we were leaving around closing time anyway), and her reply was 'oh yeah I did find a camera but someone came for it at around 9 AM'. So.. who the fuck goes around a town early morning and checks the pubs for leftover equipment? ._.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4038 on: May 25, 2009, 03:12:18 pm »
Anyways, how did it taste? Bitter? Sweet?
A very distinctive taste...hard to describe to one who's never had it. It was good though.

What kind of wine was it, you remember? And how much percent?

I enjoy a glass of wine myself sometimes but..6 glasses? No way. ;)

Also you're only 15 but they let you have that much to drink? Nice.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4039 on: May 25, 2009, 03:17:00 pm »
Today is the 5th day im drunk, so what the fock ? try to drink some spirits...

not everyone's a guido like you mate. some people are just starting on this 'oh check it out ALCOHOL ROCKS' thing we have going on.

also, I lost my camera. Had more than a few beers at a pub in some different town, and left it there. Thinking what the hell, the next day we went back to see if the barmaid had found it (we were leaving around closing time anyway), and her reply was 'oh yeah I did find a camera but someone came for it at around 9 AM'. So.. who the f**k goes around a town early morning and checks the pubs for leftover equipment? ._.

Okay, I agree alcohol is a prick. But probably you got my point on the picture of jrgp. If not, I failed at failin'.