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Offline Monsteri

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5860 on: March 30, 2011, 09:50:50 am »
Happy birthcrusade, man! :)




Now you can buy porn videos.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5861 on: March 30, 2011, 10:14:00 am »
Quote from: Monsteri on March 30, 2011, 09:50:50 am
Happy birthcrusade, man! :)




Now you can buy porn videos.

But more importantly, buy alcohol then watch porn.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5862 on: March 30, 2011, 03:48:25 pm »
Haha, I can get wodka legally now, but it's not much of a deal :P

But yeah, porn
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5863 on: March 30, 2011, 06:57:29 pm »
You can drink beer now though.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5864 on: March 30, 2011, 11:56:24 pm »
No, I was permitted to buy beer with 16 :P
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5865 on: March 31, 2011, 09:18:44 am »
Quote from: DarkCrusade on March 30, 2011, 11:56:24 pm
No, I was permitted to buy beer with 16 :P

I could buy beer when I was 15 :P
Top that.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5866 on: March 31, 2011, 10:14:14 am »
Quote from: demoniac93 on March 31, 2011, 09:18:44 am
Quote from: DarkCrusade on March 30, 2011, 11:56:24 pm
No, I was permitted to buy beer with 16 :P

I could buy beer when I was 15 :P
Top that.
I got laid at 14.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5867 on: March 31, 2011, 04:02:03 pm »
Quote from: echo_trail on March 31, 2011, 10:14:14 am
I got laid at 14.

Wow, by the time I was 14 I had barely discovered that there was more to penises than just using the bathroom.  You must've been on the fast track.
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Quote from: Lord Frunkamunch on September 30, 2010, 04:18:04 pm
Quote from: jrgp on September 30, 2010, 03:36:50 pm
Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5868 on: March 31, 2011, 04:14:39 pm »
Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on March 31, 2011, 04:02:03 pm
Quote from: echo_trail on March 31, 2011, 10:14:14 am
I got laid at 14.

Wow, by the time I was 14 I had barely discovered that there was more to penises than just using the bathroom.  You must've been on the fast track.

.... Jesus christ! I've been sneaking watching hardcore porn since I was 10 and accidentally taught myself to fap when I was 11 or so. You must've been sheltered big time.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5869 on: March 31, 2011, 04:30:48 pm »
How did you accidently teach yourself how to fap
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5870 on: March 31, 2011, 04:50:08 pm »
Quote from: jrgp on March 31, 2011, 04:14:39 pm
.... Jesus christ! I've been sneaking watching hardcore porn since I was 10 and accidentally taught myself to fap when I was 11 or so. You must've been sheltered big time.

I don't think "sheltered" is the right word for it.  But hard copies of porn weren't exactly available for me back then and I didn't know what to search for on the internet or how to hide it afterwards.

Quote from: DarkCrusade on March 31, 2011, 04:30:48 pm
How did you accidently teach yourself how to fap

How DON'T you?
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Quote from: Lord Frunkamunch on September 30, 2010, 04:18:04 pm
Quote from: jrgp on September 30, 2010, 03:36:50 pm
Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5871 on: March 31, 2011, 05:04:59 pm »
I did it deliberately
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5872 on: March 31, 2011, 06:01:21 pm »
Quote from: DarkCrusade on March 31, 2011, 05:04:59 pm
I did it deliberately

I think I may have "accidentally" learned to consult Dr. Hans Jerkov when I was about 6. Try fucking story. A shame I didn't even know what it meant at the time.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5873 on: March 31, 2011, 06:19:09 pm »
Han Solo was my hero back then
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5874 on: March 31, 2011, 07:05:30 pm »
lol my first fap i remember. rofl

like i was laying at bed and feeling horny when touching my ballz then after doing that a while i cummed or smth and i was like WTF IS THIS? this cant be good LOL
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5875 on: March 31, 2011, 07:33:13 pm »
Quote from: DarkCrusade on March 31, 2011, 04:30:48 pm
How did you accidently teach yourself how to fap

What felt like innocent rubbing started to feel good and after a little bit it felt fucking awesome and then some goo came out.

"Hmm, I guess that's cum. Let's do it again!"
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5876 on: April 01, 2011, 01:02:55 am »
Just when I thought soldat forums couldnt get any more disturbing than they already are... +_x
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5877 on: April 01, 2011, 06:09:25 am »
Quote from: L[0ne]R on April 01, 2011, 01:02:55 am
Just when I thought soldat forums couldnt get any more disturbing than they already are... +_x
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5878 on: April 01, 2011, 07:41:13 am »
Quote from: L[0ne]R on April 01, 2011, 01:02:55 am
Just when I thought soldat forums couldnt get any more disturbing than they already are... +_x

In your dreams Loner :P
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #5879 on: April 02, 2011, 08:42:05 pm »
you lot really really need to get out more often

jus sayin
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