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Offline Kszchroink

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Did you hide your boner?
« on: February 11, 2008, 11:22:36 am »
Recently I found I was not the only one.

Long ago, when I would be making out with a lady, I would get a boner, and for whatever reason, I thought she might be upset about that (I don't know why). So when we were finished with kissing, I would have to leave the room "clever" so she woudln't see it.

What I would do was crawl away on all fours pretending to be a cat. I would even go as far as saying "meow" as I crawled around the corner to fix myself before I went upstairs.....

Another friend of mine apparently use to pretend he was a monkey while jumped around until he was clear out of the room.

Anyone else?
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2008, 11:32:59 am »
...... that really was a little disturbing.... well yes, when i see my friend (girl) and hug, talk, and when we separate and leave, later i get one. this one really is disturbing blog
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2008, 12:17:24 pm »
Happened every time I cuddled up to my last gf... don't hide them unless your 13... you will scare off some girls ;)
Those 16+ don't hide them, girls will give you a cheeky smile if they know you have one. Get used to saying to them "Hey... you know you turn me on when you do that"...
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2008, 12:18:23 pm »
what the hell....you get a boner with a girl and you start crawling around?

i'd just start making out more and more...you know....

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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2008, 12:42:29 pm »
The getting it up part is ok, the crawling and monkey business, not.

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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2008, 02:59:41 pm »
she should want to see a boner, then she would know she is a good kisser.
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2008, 03:05:36 pm »
she should want to see a boner, then she would know she is a good kisser.
omg it's really getting disturbing, but so funny! by the way, you should ask her if she's a really good at eating lollipop
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2008, 04:00:18 pm »
please don't troll, i'm trying to have a serious discussion.
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2008, 04:06:16 pm »
My apologies, that post was incredibly unneccesary and it will be removed right away.


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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2008, 04:08:51 pm »
Its natural for a guy to get a hard-on when making out with a girl.  If she knows you hide it, she'll think you're weird.

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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2008, 04:33:43 pm »
LOL... crawled like a cat? Was she still your girl after that?

I never tried hiding my boner, nothing to be scared of, its just pussy.

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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2008, 05:14:23 am »
LOL... crawled like a cat? Was she still your girl after that?

I never tried hiding my boner, nothing to be scared of, its just pussy.

yes, we're actually planning to get married in spring

also, wow! i thought hiding your boner was a pretty common thing to do, i guess not...
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2008, 06:12:50 am »
seriously, don't you think she'd prefer seeing you having a boner than crawling around going "meow"?
i mean having a boner could be alittle embarassing.. but crawling around acting like a cat after you're making out with a girl is just... ;F

i've had that too, the whole boner embarassment after making out. but i would just find some place to sit or stay lying in bed untill the erection is gone.
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2008, 06:17:12 am »
nah she's okay with it, and sometimes i pretend i'm a parrot to change things around a little bit
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2008, 06:23:02 am »
You are one fecked up person Kszchroink. You AND your mates.
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2008, 06:50:16 am »
W..T.......F

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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2008, 07:09:56 am »

What I would do was crawl away on all fours pretending to be a cat. I would even go as far as saying "meow" as I crawled around the corner to fix myself before I went upstairs.....


xD Same with me...   but she wasnt my girlfriend , just a friend of mine.

But now when I got boner , girlfriend always handle it comfortably ...

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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2008, 07:54:22 am »

man that's just scary.
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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2008, 10:22:07 am »
I wear titanium underwear.

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Re: Did you hide your boner?
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2008, 10:45:50 am »
Can anyone say me what the fuck boner means?!