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Offline Toumaz

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Chakra needs money
« on: May 02, 2008, 03:03:18 pm »
Long story short, Chakra is in a desperate need of money, so badly that he'll give out semi-nude pictures of himself if his insatiable desire for a bit of food and a roof over his head is stilled. Basically: he's in a desperate need for money.

If 400 USD is donated an exclusive picture of our chauvinistic Brit himself wearing nothing but a sombrero will be publically posted. Since four mad bastards have already donated working up to a total of $120, joint efforts coming up to $280 will give you a serving of some Chakflesh.

For more information and a sample nipple picture:
http://www.wouldyougogayforchakra.com/

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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 03:07:43 pm »
Why don't you describe Chakra's situation in detail? Was he laid off / fired from he job? Did he have a job or did his parents decide to kick him out? Does he need the $400 to pay for this month's rent?

How the hell can you publicly post a pic of chakra if nudity isn't allowed in this forum?
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 03:08:44 pm »
I came to the nipple pic.. multiple times. If only I still had money....
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 03:17:52 pm »
Why don't you describe Chakra's situation in detail? Was he laid off / fired from he job? Did he have a job or did his parents decide to kick him out? Does he need the $400 to pay for this month's rent?

How the hell can you publicly post a pic of chakra if nudity isn't allowed in this forum?

Because it'll be on the site ya twat. Not on here. Besides i'm not gonna show you my 'bits'.


Anyhow...Um....well, its like this, in a long-story-made-short fashion. I was kinda forced into caring for my disabled mother 'bout 4 years ago and it promptly became a full time and growingly stressful occupation. Late October she died, did the whole funeral, eulogy and shaking hands of family members I've never spoken to melarky, fought for several months for the right to keep my home or otherwise be made homeless, and now here I am trying to run a 3 bedroom house alone and a shit load of debts me mum left to me on top of numerous other difficulties. And obviously, in the job-hunting market. Consequently, i'm broke.

Thats yer story in brief, meladdo.
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 03:28:22 pm »
Anyhow...Um....well, its like this, in a long-story-made-short fashion. I was kinda forced into caring for my disabled mother 'bout 4 years ago and it promptly became a full time and growingly stressful occupation. Late October she died, did the whole funeral, eulogy and shaking hands of family members I've never spoken to melarky, fought for several months for the right to keep my home or otherwise be made homeless, and now here I am trying to run a 3 bedroom house alone and a bollocks load of debts me mum left to me on top of numerous other difficulties. And obviously, in the job-hunting market. Consequently, i'm broke.

Thats yer story in brief, meladdo.
I'm sorry for being a prick. After reading what you just said I have a fuckload of respect and sympathy for you now, Chakra. I don't have much cash but I'll try to give you atleast $10.
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 03:30:07 pm »
u could make some money if you sold your computer...but it seems you would rather sell your body then your precess computer.
If my parents werent a 1/4 a million dollars in debt id help you out....but not to lucky myself.
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2008, 04:25:36 pm »
Just me or have you been getting a slight bit flabbier, Chakra? [mostly your face]
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2008, 05:18:38 pm »
Just me or have you been getting a slight bit flabbier, Chakra? [mostly your face]

Time hasn't been kind. ¬_¬
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2008, 06:56:55 pm »
Now... I remember seeing a post similar to this sometime ago....
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2008, 08:28:02 pm »
This is the reson i love this site

Random Chakra quote: "I'm so horny, I'm going to go put lego up my arse."
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2008, 09:08:12 pm »
Well, for unknown reasons (remembering stuff is for losers anyway) I have a paypal account, and some cash in it. So, faced with such sexyness, I feel I must chip in. For this noble cause I donate half my paypal wealth.

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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2008, 08:39:12 pm »
Well, for unknown reasons (remembering stuff is for losers anyway) I have a paypal account, and some cash in it. So, faced with such sexyness, I feel I must chip in. For this noble cause I donate half my paypal wealth.

$5 [retard]
Lies, we all know u live in Cuba and sleep on a big pile of money from selling cigars :P

And Chakra, did you really get that low? ;(
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2008, 09:10:35 pm »
I will be able to soon.

Poor Chakra :/
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2008, 01:20:04 am »
Now... I remember seeing a post similar to this sometime ago....
Yeah I recall something similar. Not sure if it was Chakra though.


Anyhow I'm poor myself so can't really help ya :(

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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2008, 02:34:26 am »
Err... I love you Chakra, but I've got mouths to feed myself.
Have a buck :P
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2008, 06:44:02 am »
I absolutely refuse to ever use PayPal.

Give me an IBAN and I'll gladly donate.
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2008, 11:46:38 am »
Give me your home address and I will cash in my change jar...
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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2008, 11:53:02 pm »
I absolutely refuse to ever use PayPal.

Give me an IBAN and I'll gladly donate.

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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2008, 10:50:56 am »
I cant understand how people can give away their money to a random person the never met this guy.

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Re: Chakra needs money
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2008, 11:10:50 am »
So we can see Chakra's abs and make fun of it.
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