Author Topic: Vending Machine Game (Read 17385 times)

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #160 on:** June 06, 2008, 11:01:42 pm »

Out comes a whiny emo kid who slits his wrists.

I shove the emo kid back in because he's a twat.

Arbiter · « **Reply #161 on:** June 06, 2008, 11:13:32 pm »

Out comes a razor.

I use it to cut up a watermelon and stuff the watermelon in with the razor.

STM1993 · « **Reply #162 on:** June 07, 2008, 12:03:10 am »

Out comes a ball of spikes.

I insert time, an arrow, fruit, a banana, a house and FLAB into the mahine.

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #163 on:** June 07, 2008, 12:27:10 am »

A person squatting on the fruits and banana comes out.

I insert rod A into slot B then put them in the coin slot.

Wolf_Man · « **Reply #164 on:** June 07, 2008, 12:55:18 am »

The machine's coin slot, and all interial pieces fall apart

Game over.

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #165 on:** June 07, 2008, 01:05:57 am »

No wai! *Magical machine fixes itself again*

I insert a standard Australian gold coin

STM1993 · « **Reply #166 on:** June 07, 2008, 08:20:08 am »

A gold bar comes out.

I put a mobile phone into the machine.

Requiem- · « **Reply #167 on:** June 07, 2008, 06:20:34 pm »

Out comes the phone bill.

I shove a pizza in.

Shadow G-Unit · « **Reply #168 on:** June 07, 2008, 11:03:12 pm »

A mouth comes out.

I shove Buddha in...

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #169 on:** June 07, 2008, 11:42:35 pm »

Buddha won't fit in the machine because of his belly...

I shove a Snickers Bar in..

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #170 on:** June 07, 2008, 11:50:22 pm »

IT'S A FUCKING MAGICAL MACHINE YOU DICKHEAD OF COURSE BUDDAH CAN FIT INTO THE MACHINE BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING MAGICAL

a mars bar comes out

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #171 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:08:54 am »

out comes all the magic

i kick the machine

scout · « **Reply #172 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:32:02 am »

the machine, after being kicked, vomits out a bunch of kiddie mc donald happy meal toys...

i shove sam fisher in.

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #173 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:44:08 am »

Solid snake comes out.

I put my nose in.

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #174 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:44:43 am »

out comes a random vietnam soldier sitting on a rock with a smoke!

I'd just drawn it and wanted to dump it osmewhere :/

I shove in his rifle

MY_FIREMAN_IS_HUGE · « **Reply #175 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:51:14 am »

A laptop comes out,

I put in my Fireman

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #176 on:** June 08, 2008, 12:54:23 am »

Machine asks for another 50cents

scout · « **Reply #177 on:** June 08, 2008, 01:13:40 am »

machine does nothing... accept asks for another 50 cents....

i shove 50cent holding a large radio playing 'candy shop' in

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #178 on:** June 08, 2008, 02:43:07 am »

A small explosion happens inside the machine for it having to withstand horrible music.

I jump in with an axe after 50 cent.

STM1993 · « **Reply #179 on:** June 08, 2008, 03:27:12 am »

Out comes human chop, for the machine believed the human was going to destroy the machine.

I inserted a 50 cent coin... and 50 cent.

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