Author Topic: Vending Machine Game (Read 17384 times)

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #180 on:** June 08, 2008, 04:11:04 am »

I come back out covered in blood and with a part of my chest missing.

I stick a mexican in.

scout · « **Reply #181 on:** June 08, 2008, 04:18:17 am »

machine once again explodes, but this time, blood and gore came spewing out.

i throw in a barrel full of leeches to clean up the blood.

STM1993 · « **Reply #182 on:** June 08, 2008, 05:05:09 am »

Mosquitoes appeared and they started to suck the blood out of humans!

I fed the machine some pepsi twist.

Kagesha · « **Reply #183 on:** June 08, 2008, 05:46:25 am »

Out comes Coke Vanilla

I shove a iPod into the machine.

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #184 on:** June 08, 2008, 06:32:29 am »

Machine does not give anything back. You gave your iPod away for nothing, dumbass

but have no fear! I dive into the machine after the iPod !

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #185 on:** June 08, 2008, 08:47:38 am »

You are ground to a bloody pulp by the gears in the machine. Your parents sue, but you are not alive to reap the rewards.

I insert an empty plastic bottle.

M.rSnow · « **Reply #186 on:** June 08, 2008, 01:41:13 pm »

You get a fist to the face.

I put in a spider.

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #187 on:** June 08, 2008, 01:50:16 pm »

You get a black dot that takes TWENTY FIVE FUCKING SECONDS TO LOAD

I shove M.rSnow into the vending machine due to lack of a wood chipper.

Flamingo · « **Reply #188 on:** June 08, 2008, 02:31:29 pm »

Out comes a bucket filled with 100% retard

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #189 on:** June 08, 2008, 03:21:44 pm »

You receive nothing. You've broken it.

I insert an actual dollar bill.

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #190 on:** June 08, 2008, 03:31:10 pm »

The machine takes the dollar bill and spits out a gold bar which hits your balls.

I insert an actual dollar coin

LtKillroy · « **Reply #191 on:** June 08, 2008, 03:39:50 pm »

The government discontinues it's circulation as you put it in, your insert fizzles.

I insert FF7.

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #192 on:** June 08, 2008, 04:38:00 pm »

300 derivatives fly out

I put this topic in the vending machine

ds dude · « **Reply #193 on:** June 08, 2008, 04:43:50 pm »

Out comes all the posts within the topic.

I put in 100 pennies.

The Trooper [GN`R] · « **Reply #194 on:** June 08, 2008, 05:06:19 pm »

damn youve got time

the machine just can count up to 10
it throws them out and want you to change your money before youll try it again

I put in my finger

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #195 on:** June 08, 2008, 05:25:06 pm »

Your finger is not counted as currency, and is spat back out :3

Since I'm not alive I may not participate in placing objects back in the machine.Â My loyal clone avenges me and does my dirty work.Â Clone stares blankly at the machine and puts his shoe in the return slot instead of the coin slot.Â what a dumbass :/

Roflmazturr · « **Reply #196 on:** June 08, 2008, 06:03:29 pm »

It accepts the shoe and spits out copper dollars.

I fart into the coin slot.

Kagesha · « **Reply #197 on:** June 08, 2008, 07:15:04 pm »

out comes a dildo

i throw in a basketball

STM1993 · « **Reply #198 on:** June 08, 2008, 07:33:30 pm »

A basket comes out of the other end, filled with leather.

I chucked a Ruger 77 into the machine.

Espadon · « **Reply #199 on:** June 08, 2008, 07:46:32 pm »

Out comes a gurgling sound.

I put in draino.

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Author Topic: Vending Machine Game (Read 17384 times)