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Yeah, capitalization and punctuation really are hard barriers to pass..
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Quote from: jrgp on December 21, 2008, 10:12:11 pmUnlocked by request.LOLZ. Whata civil servant you are jrgp.Somebody summarize this 900 word monstrosity into something readable please(like 100-200 word). Sorry, I will not read anything pointless that exceed 200 word.
Quote from: excruciator on December 22, 2008, 11:33:01 amQuote from: jrgp on December 21, 2008, 10:12:11 pmUnlocked by request.LOLZ. Whata civil servant you are jrgp.Somebody summarize this 900 word monstrosity into something readable please(like 100-200 word). Sorry, I will not read anything pointless that exceed 200 word.jrgp. Love. Frustration and embarrassment. Small, concise mind of a young man boy. Filth. Hatred. Boredom and useless waste of time.
Quote from: Clawbug on December 22, 2008, 11:39:24 amQuote from: excruciator on December 22, 2008, 11:33:01 amQuote from: jrgp on December 21, 2008, 10:12:11 pmUnlocked by request.LOLZ. Whata civil servant you are jrgp.Somebody summarize this 900 word monstrosity into something readable please(like 100-200 word). Sorry, I will not read anything pointless that exceed 200 word.jrgp. Love. Frustration and embarrassment. Small, concise mind of a young man boy. Filth. Hatred. Boredom and useless waste of time.Let's not also forget the exceptional computing ability panzer oh so strongly implied.
jrgp, however, did not recognize these things. he was too busy recognizing that too familiar noise of a windows error being shot onto matrons computer screen. matron gasped in shock as jrgp bolted towards her desk instantly before vaulting and sliding across the desk to land in her highly adjusted swivel chair. clicking and typing frantically with an almost god-like speed, jrgp was in his zone. sweat began running down and around the mounds of acne on his cheeks and forehead as he cleared problem after problem, negating any suspicions that the list of submission fetish pornography sites in her browser history were matrons doing rather than the viruses
Quotejrgp, however, did not recognize these things. he was too busy recognizing that too familiar noise of a windows error being shot onto matrons computer screen. matron gasped in shock as jrgp bolted towards her desk instantly before vaulting and sliding across the desk to land in her highly adjusted swivel chair. clicking and typing frantically with an almost god-like speed, jrgp was in his zone. sweat began running down and around the mounds of acne on his cheeks and forehead as he cleared problem after problem, negating any suspicions that the list of submission fetish pornography sites in her browser history were matrons doing rather than the virusesReally, Clawbug?
Quote from: jrg link=topic=31672.msg376247#msg376247 date=1229964309Quotejrgp, however, did not recognize these things. he was too busy recognizing that too familiar noise of a windows error being shot onto matrons computer screen. matron gasped in shock as jrgp bolted towards her desk instantly before vaulting and sliding across the desk to land in her highly adjusted swivel chair. clicking and typing frantically with an almost god-like speed, jrgp was in his zone. sweat began running down and around the mounds of acne on his cheeks and forehead as he cleared problem after problem, negating any suspicions that the list of submission fetish pornography sites in her browser history were matrons doing rather than the virusesReally, Clawbug?Yes. He just tried to look cool without knowing what he did. Like he tries all the time in different threads. Cold reality is his fiercest enemy.
jrgp get's a lot of crap here which is too bad but this is hilarious either way. Sorry man.
Wow, LOL. What exactly did jrgp do to get this, anyways? I want the prologue.
Quote from: Splinter-Snake on December 22, 2008, 02:46:17 pmWow, LOL. What exactly did jrgp do to get this, anyways? I want the prologue.I haven't done anything at all; I just guess the way I look and act has made myself some sort of hilarity icon in this part of the Soldat community.