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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2008, 06:18:08 am »
My tainted black heart is filled with joy.

I laughed. And laughed good.

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2008, 06:29:14 am »
holy f*** i love you panzercatwagon

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2008, 07:18:03 am »
This is awsome, why are there so few of these in the forums... ;)
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2008, 07:21:06 am »
That was awesome! When will the second part come out??

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2008, 07:43:03 am »
When it's ready! ::)
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2008, 09:42:41 am »
Good stuff, made even better by jrgp being a nancy about it.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2008, 09:44:43 am »
Whatever, only one thing I can say Panzer:

Make more!
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2008, 11:14:59 am »
Yeah, capitalization and punctuation really are hard barriers to pass..
So are dull face, glasses and acne. :)

Panzer.. PANZERKAMPF!!
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2008, 11:33:01 am »
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LOLZ. Whata civil servant you are jrgp.

Somebody summarize this 900 word monstrosity into something readable please(like 100-200 word). Sorry, I will not read anything pointless that exceed 200 word.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2008, 11:39:24 am »
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LOLZ. Whata civil servant you are jrgp.

Somebody summarize this 900 word monstrosity into something readable please(like 100-200 word). Sorry, I will not read anything pointless that exceed 200 word.
jrgp. Love. Frustration and embarrassment. Small, concise mind of a young man boy. Filth. Hatred. Boredom and useless waste of time.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2008, 11:40:54 am »
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LOLZ. Whata civil servant you are jrgp.

Somebody summarize this 900 word monstrosity into something readable please(like 100-200 word). Sorry, I will not read anything pointless that exceed 200 word.
jrgp. Love. Frustration and embarrassment. Small, concise mind of a young man boy. Filth. Hatred. Boredom and useless waste of time.
Let's not also forget the exceptional computing ability panzer oh so strongly implied.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2008, 11:42:19 am »
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LOLZ. Whata civil servant you are jrgp.

Somebody summarize this 900 word monstrosity into something readable please(like 100-200 word). Sorry, I will not read anything pointless that exceed 200 word.
jrgp. Love. Frustration and embarrassment. Small, concise mind of a young man boy. Filth. Hatred. Boredom and useless waste of time.
Let's not also forget the exceptional computing ability panzer oh so strongly implied.
Beginners luck, I say.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2008, 11:45:09 am »
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jrgp, however, did not recognize these things. he was too busy recognizing that too familiar noise of a windows error being shot onto matrons computer screen. matron gasped in shock as jrgp bolted towards her desk instantly before vaulting and sliding across the desk to land in her highly adjusted swivel chair. clicking and typing frantically with an almost god-like speed, jrgp was in his zone. sweat began running down and around the mounds of acne on his cheeks and forehead as he cleared problem after problem, negating any suspicions that the list of submission fetish pornography sites in her browser history were matrons doing rather than the viruses
Really, Clawbug?
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2008, 11:59:48 am »
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jrgp, however, did not recognize these things. he was too busy recognizing that too familiar noise of a windows error being shot onto matrons computer screen. matron gasped in shock as jrgp bolted towards her desk instantly before vaulting and sliding across the desk to land in her highly adjusted swivel chair. clicking and typing frantically with an almost god-like speed, jrgp was in his zone. sweat began running down and around the mounds of acne on his cheeks and forehead as he cleared problem after problem, negating any suspicions that the list of submission fetish pornography sites in her browser history were matrons doing rather than the viruses
Really, Clawbug?
Yes. He just tried to look cool without knowing what he did. Like he tries all the time in different threads. Cold reality is his fiercest enemy.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2008, 12:06:12 pm »
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jrgp, however, did not recognize these things. he was too busy recognizing that too familiar noise of a windows error being shot onto matrons computer screen. matron gasped in shock as jrgp bolted towards her desk instantly before vaulting and sliding across the desk to land in her highly adjusted swivel chair. clicking and typing frantically with an almost god-like speed, jrgp was in his zone. sweat began running down and around the mounds of acne on his cheeks and forehead as he cleared problem after problem, negating any suspicions that the list of submission fetish pornography sites in her browser history were matrons doing rather than the viruses
Really, Clawbug?
Yes. He just tried to look cool without knowing what he did. Like he tries all the time in different threads. Cold reality is his fiercest enemy.
erm, who are we talking about again? Me or panzer?
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2008, 12:57:22 pm »
jrgp get's a lot of crap here which is too bad but this is hilarious either way. Sorry man.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2008, 02:30:45 pm »
jrgp get's a lot of crap here which is too bad but this is hilarious either way. Sorry man.
You might want to go wash the brown of your nose, it's getting noticeable.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2008, 02:46:17 pm »
Wow, LOL. What exactly did jrgp do to get this, anyways? I want the prologue.

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2008, 02:48:43 pm »
Wow, LOL. What exactly did jrgp do to get this, anyways? I want the prologue.
I haven't done anything at all; I just guess the way I look and act has made myself some sort of hilarity icon in this part of the Soldat community.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2008, 03:06:36 pm »
Wow, LOL. What exactly did jrgp do to get this, anyways? I want the prologue.

I haven't done anything at all; I just guess the way I look and act has made myself some sort of hilarity icon in this part of the Soldat community.

I think it may have had something to do withhttp://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=31661.msg376000#msg376000, but just a theory.--EDIT:jrgp informed me the timestamp is later than this was posted, sorry.

The story was quite eloquent I must say. It has touched me in a way that makes words unrecognizable; an amount of unfiltered emotion. It seems as though it has no human barriers, oh and btw jrgp, will you be mine?
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