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Offline Rai-Dei

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"The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« on: January 08, 2009, 05:01:48 pm »
Echo kind of dared me to, lets get this UP.

Object is, post your guns, you know the ones you use to get the ladies.





Edit: I'll just use my arm.
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 08:15:46 pm »
Would RPG/"leg" count?
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 09:25:40 pm »
I arredy did. They're in this thread.

OYouMeantThoseGuns -- well, lets just say that I'm 30lbs underweight. I had a 6-pack though.
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2009, 01:49:14 am »
Eh, nothin' special. Besides, I'm taken for the time being, so it's not like I could put 'em to good use even if I did have 'em. ;D

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2009, 04:46:14 am »
I'm also taken so the relevance of my guns to ladykilling is a bit moot, but who's going to argue with this (mother fucker?)




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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2009, 06:27:55 am »
I've dug up that pic I posted a few weeks ago:



I'll get a picture of my guns later, I ehm, can't find any batteries for my camera, cough.
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2009, 06:53:11 am »
Try not to be so sexy, it's not good for the tubes.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2009, 07:29:16 am »
I'm also severly underweight - as you may know already ¬_¬ - so my guns are pretty much pathetic. That never stopped me though, and if I looked like JayBee I could lay the Queen of England. Or Belgium.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2009, 08:21:31 am »


Oh man, that's beautiful.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2009, 10:50:44 pm »
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2009, 11:03:53 pm »
I'll get a picture of my guns later, I ehm, can't find any batteries for my camera, cough.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2009, 11:05:13 pm »
Just go to CVS, PANZER.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2009, 06:07:55 am »
I'm also taken so the relevance of my guns to ladykilling is a bit moot, but who's going to argue with this (mother f**ker?)


ive sitten on that thing aswell (if it's the one in france/normandie), and on the one that's pointing upwards with the whole class (12, and 1hanging on it..)

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2009, 06:16:57 am »
haha, yeah, it is the one from normandie.  rommel is the only one to have ever fired my cannon

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2009, 05:23:45 pm »
i was thinking about this thread and it suddenly occurred to me

what ladies :0 ???

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2009, 06:39:53 am »
Haha agreed. This is just a bunch of guys looking at guys -.-
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2009, 07:32:07 am »
whats with anna?
and
err...
who else here is female?
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2009, 07:34:28 am »
Haaha, this thread is so gay..
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2009, 11:53:52 pm »


My weapon, the m16a2. If I posted my gun that would me banned :(
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2009, 12:14:05 am »
Hahah, I was tempted to post something... Man, I had a weightlifting class, but that was last year.  I can still do 1 one-armed pushup though!  Better than nothin'

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2009, 03:12:06 pm »
farmers tan


I wanna suck your dick


the goods


forget gunz, it's my tight pants that get the ladiez. by the way farah, you're an ugly fuck.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2009, 04:24:30 pm »
fuckyougaysar
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2009, 08:50:31 pm »


That, my friends, is me holding a girls hand. Who needs guns when you have a girl?

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2009, 09:28:32 pm »
Awww.
Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you?
Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back?
I'd gladly do it because
I don't want to fade away.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2009, 09:37:35 pm »
Both of you have skinny girly arms.
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2009, 09:39:18 pm »
Both of you have skinny girly arms.
Which one's which?
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2009, 09:40:43 pm »
Is it really that hard?

male female
in that order
Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you?
Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back?
I'd gladly do it because
I don't want to fade away.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2009, 09:43:06 pm »
I was way off. Jeez
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2009, 10:12:13 pm »
You can tell because of the shirts they're wearing. Guys don't wear tight sleeves.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #29 on: February 28, 2009, 10:20:35 pm »
Guys don't usually date people who look remarkably masculine in pictures(like above) either. I still can't tell which is which.
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2009, 02:32:04 am »
does it just to me seem so or has his girl bigger gunz than he has [retard]
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2009, 03:03:55 am »
not to mention it's a little strange that he's the one walking on the left with his hand cupping from the inside.  what an interesting relationship dynamic.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2009, 03:14:56 am »
She's stronger than me, I am quite weedy actually.

I was way off. Jeez

What a lol.

not to mention it's a little strange that he's the one walking on the left with his hand cupping from the inside.  what an interesting relationship dynamic.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2009, 04:24:43 am »
Aside from hers being in front, the holding is symmetrical.
Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you?
Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back?
I'd gladly do it because
I don't want to fade away.

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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2009, 06:55:02 am »
Ok, I edited the picture so you can't see our faces, I can assure you she's very much a girl. I may post another picture, but in the meantime, please stop talking about it, it's kinda weird. I probably will to make me look more manly.


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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2009, 09:41:42 am »
Ok, I edited the picture so you can't see our faces,

Hes hiding something...
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Re: "The post your gunz (for the ladiez) thread."
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2009, 10:42:11 am »
Gnoblar, don't lie. You were the one who took the photo. So literaly you can't be on it.

Sadly I broke up with my girl few months ago... still I'm a happy man.

I'll try to post something soon.

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« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2009, 07:20:22 pm »
Gnoblar, don't lie. You were the one who took the photo. So literaly you can't be on it.

Sadly I broke up with my girl few months ago... still I'm a happy man.

I'll try to post something soon.

I didn't take the photo. My friend Matt did. I can show you the full photo if you really want. And that's me alright, if you see the full photo you'll see it's me, and you can check it's me using my stupid youtube videos.

Ok, I edited the picture so you can't see our faces,

Hes hiding something...

I did get the tone of your comment by the way, and I let out a chuckle. But... I edited it becasue I'm sure Jess wouldn't be very happy if I post a picture of her on a random website for 4 year olds to stare at.
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