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Offline Lt. Sprizz

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Your Favorite Quotes...
« on: January 10, 2009, 10:59:36 pm »
I want to know your favorite quotes. These can be ones you've made up or classic statements. Also, the person that said it is not important, unless you feel like putting it on there.

My personal favorites:
"There are three words you need to learn in a foreign language, Bathroom, Beer, and Please."-my spanish teacher ;D
 "Don't sweat the small stuff."
 "Who cares if a 500-lb laser-guided bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?!?" :)
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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2009, 11:18:06 pm »
I have a book full of quotes I like, I'll post later without ruining them by paraphrasing, but ones I made up are:
"the foot long hotdog is proof that bigger isn't always better"
"I like those tight pants with "Juicy" written on the ass, but they would be better if written in Braille."

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2009, 12:46:13 am »
Bill Watterson = Genius.

I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crual trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2009, 12:52:24 am »
Bill Watterson = Genius.

I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crual trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

So the secret to a good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?

My parents always tells me to make my life an example of the principles I believe in, but every time I do they tell me to stop it.

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2009, 01:14:44 am »
" when in doubt pinky out"
" did u ever notice that moby d**k was a sperm whale?" - my buddy
" if u cant fix it with a hammer its an electrical problem"
" no good deed goes unpunished"
" if brute force dosent work your not using enough brute force"

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2009, 01:31:09 am »
"If it moves, shoot it. If it doesnt, it probably works here."
"Golden rule, whoever has the gold, makes the rules."
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
"A Smith & Wesson beats four aces."

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2009, 05:38:10 am »
I predict Demonic's gonna go all MAD when he sees this 'favourite' thread >.>

Just one of many:
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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2009, 06:08:38 am »
Bill Watterson = Genius.

I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crual trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Haahaah! Oh yes, he really is a genius.. I love the calvin and hobbes cartoons. Nice one, mate.
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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2009, 06:38:06 am »
anything said by paul keating, the greatest mind in insulting people, ever.

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2009, 11:09:11 am »
Patton and Minsc. Oh, and this, it's necessary.
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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2009, 10:09:03 pm »
"Don't computer hackers have ways of not getting viruses...like by using a computer condom?" - Brian Lutz

"I wish I could sleep and have wet dreams all day, but unfortunately life doesn't work that way" - me
"If you wanna fit in, just talk shit and say you've had lots of sex." - chakra
"Prejudice is social genocide" - Freud
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. " - FightClub
"A politician is the only type of celebrity that shouldn't write a book about his drug addictions." - maybe afyo
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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2009, 10:12:26 pm »
From Die Hard:

Willis: Here take this (hands S.L Jackson a gun). Know how it works?
S.L Jackson: Not all brothers know how to shoot a gun you racist motherf**ker

Winston Churchill quote:

Lady Aston: Winston, your a drunken old sod.
W.C: That may be, but you madam are ugly and tomorrow I shall be sober.
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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2009, 01:25:54 am »
Aside from Calvin and Hobbes, my other big passion as a child was... this. Name the book this came from (without the aid of google of course, be true) and I will be impressed:
Quote from: Mariel
"Right then, I'll die here, but I'll take a few of you with me. Well, come on, froggies. Who's first? Or are you going to sit there clicking and grocking until I die of old age!"

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2009, 02:21:19 am »
This is fiscal harassment, they keep touching my assets!

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2009, 08:17:21 am »
"Do not call me, father dear. Do not seek me. Do not call me, do not wish me back. We're on a route uncharted, fire and blood erase our track. On we fly, on wings of thunder, nevermore to sheath our swords. All of us in battles fallen, not to be brought back by words. Will there be a rendezvous? I know not. I only know we still must fight. We are sand grains in infinity, never to meet, nevermore see light.

Farewell then my son, farewell then my conscience, my youth and my solace, my one and my only. And let this farewell be the end of the story, a solitude vast in which none is more lonely. In which you remain barred, forever and ever, from light and from air with your death pangs untold. Untold and unproved, not to be resurrected -- forever and ever, an eighteen year old. Farewell then. No trains ever come from those regions, unscheduled or scheduled. No airplanes fly there. Farewell then my son, for no miracles happen, as in this world, dreams do not come true. Farewell. I will dream of you still as a baby, treading the earth with little strong toes. The earth where so many already lie buried. This song to my son, then, has come to its close."

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2009, 10:03:34 am »
"Sorry was that your face?"

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2009, 10:38:29 am »
"God made mankind but everything else is made in CHINA"

i just made it coz i cant think of any

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Re: You're favorite Quotes...
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2009, 10:46:49 am »
Changed topic title from "You Are Favorite Quotes" to "Your Favorite Quotes".

"God made mankind but everything else is made in CHINA"

i just made it coz i cant think of any

No, you didn't. China did.

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Re: Your Favorite Quotes...
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2009, 07:03:33 pm »
All the speeches from "Valkarye"(shit, forgot the movie's name) and "Saving Pvt. Ryan" are my favorite quotes.

Actually, make that all WWI, WWII, Viet War, Korean War, and other historic war movies are my favorite quotes.
"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

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Re: Your Favorite Quotes...
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2009, 08:20:55 pm »
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The mother tongue
Semblance to waking
Semblance to moving
Semblance to being over with
The mother tongue joining of the drum
Mutter to the dream gutter
The bar of light blinding us at the peak we wait for no longer
Such speech in search of the dead
Only one sound jumping up to thee
They have sent me in search of the dazzling dead
And their face is blurring into mist behind the hill
Only one song, crazed purpose, enactment in the land
What was granted on that first time out over the shadows
They were filling every crooked palace of my eyes' hollows, that look and lunged
On that first walk out
What was spoken first was how all of this
Every least part must be supernaturally clearer, illumined on eternal tables that shift
What was spoken on the first part about the fresh, the vivid, the hole in the vortex
Where worlds pierced ideas with an absolute embraced
And allowed themselves to exist in beauty
What was spoken from moment to moment, revolving in a clear space, without confusion
And the doors opened
The entire map appeared, plan of the whole
Worlds appearing, crashing into perfection like unimaginable powerful and efficient weapons
Stars consume us with longing, boulders reach for us like lovers
And we enter singing; we have gone nowhere
What was seen with a thousand eyes of us, at the brink of all
Suns, glory of mists, cleared from the entryways across the valley floor
And the keepers who wait at the gates of the plan
What was heard in a skeleton's brief aria of obedience
As its rainbow bones paid homage, wing-tip to wing-tip
The ones of the magnificent, crowding to catch with tender clasp
My wisdom which never was
To transport it, with all due pomp
To a distant spot where it may revolve forever on its own delicate pivot
In a style to which it is accustomed, safe from me
Until time is no more
And every gate to the plan and every threshold of every gate
And every approach from the far places
And every cloud that hovers above the plan, desiring wind and the gleaming sky
Where will the cries of the astatic iron bird find us, now that we know
And the shift has shown us, and we are walking with ourselves
Into the shaking air needing nothing
And all being has become as breath over the transfigured spaces?
Into the house of the heart on that first time
Into the plan, through the gate of the first time
Throughout the land I saw you, whom my heart had never hoped to see
And it was all fire, as the first drops of rain fell
And the scents, sliding down the air of the million and one desires of the unnamed god
Penetrated us, who are empty of all wisdom at last
The gate of entry was passed
And night fell over the dissonant ranges
Here, where it all began, as the ground trembles
The wraiths of what was un-god, anything before
Bestows itself prostrate before us, prepared for annihilation
Engraved on the ground where we walk is this warning
"Everything is now destroyed
Do not seek to be anything other than this
You will be divested of every garment until none remain
What is born must become whole by annihilation
By the gates of the first time
By the glittering flight of arrows into all twilights of knowing
By the din of the waning light"
What was spoken, what was heard, what was seen
Beyond the shift