Can anyone do anything *that doesnt involve gaming*

[I EAT MUDKIPZ :]]

 Well, i skate, Jerk *a rap dance popular in california*, i play Basketball, im in all honors classes (high classes* Um im chinese  , and i like gaming but not to much.... but anyways i wunna see how far this thread will go and reply!

[jrgp]

Yes. I write software and enjoy creative literature. I actually am not much of a gamer. Just really old nintendo games and Soldat, pretty much.

[Horve]

I can run 30 kilometres on snow, ice, mud and soil through forests, small rivers, over inclines with a 15kg rucksack full of sand on a cold day in less than four hours. Got a medal for that actually. I'm going to do it again this March.
Here are examples of the terrian. They are pics taken from the same race that I took part of.
*snow
*Ice
*Mud
*Concrete
I'm not present on any of the pics.

[echo_trail]

I can fully operate my TV remote with my eyes closed. That about covers it.

[Blue-ninja]

Looking at porn

[10th_account]

I'm pretty decent at developing software and procrastinating. Also I can ride my bike real fast.

[Crimson Goth]

I work...

[Demonic]

I'm a scary manipulative control freak.

Also a badass dancer.

[gedazz]

I draw (but not so well).

[TBDM]

skateboarding. (and when doing that it's also drinking and smoking so count those in aswell)

[DarkCrusade]

Drawing. Playing tabletennis. Reading books. Playing guitar. Writing. Stuff I like, sometimes annoying my little brother but that´s normal

[cheezy towers]

Everyone says I draw like a pro. In actuality however, I spend the vast majority of my flying days drawing like a machine for hours, talking to myself, spewing random nonsense, and of course, eating, sleeping, and breathing.

[Espadon]

yea man i liek2 make drawwings 2

[-Skykanden-]

Go out with friends and get drunk
Play gutar or bass
Compose songs
Go out with friends and get drunk
Go to concetrs (which includes the one up there)
.
.
.

[Graham]

I can handle knives, axes, and guns pretty well. I plan on going out into the woods in north Georgia with nothing but 2 or 3 MREs and a knife for a week or two in a few months.


FYI jerking is not a skill.

[Neosano]

everything involve gaming.

[Dusty]

I draw, paint and play the guitar & the piano.

[Psycho]

I can do some basic animation, and I hope to make it into a career someday.

[jerich]

i sorta play the guitar but i want to be a music producer

[Farah]

i can play with numbers pretty well. compose music/play clarinet and guitar(shit @ guitar though) and occasionally i go free running. though i don't do crazy shit like backflips or wall flips, just regular jumping over shit and running while looking cool.

[Neosano]

i go free running. though i don't do crazy s**t like backflips or wall flips, just regular jumping over s**t and running while looking cool.

Yea, this way there's some purpose :-]

[pavliko]

I'm good at surviving without anime for a couple of days.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

i go free walking. though i don't do crazy s**t like crossing roads without looking or eating while walking, just regular stair climbing and walking while looking cool.

[Espadon]

panzer i want to go to the island to meet u  irl

[Shard]

SLUMBER PARTY IN PANZERS!!!!

I can play tennis, volley ball, airsoft, cycle, chess, drink a surprising amount for my age and not get drunk, umm lets see I can also walk run jump swim breathe eat sleep excrete and talk/shout.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

I can sing with a voice as pure and clear as that of the sirens themselves.

[PQ]

I can make pictures of embarrassing moments, I can drink .5L of beer in 4 sec with grabbing and putting away the glass included (is that even good?) and I can cook kinda good. (although it's quite long ago I've actually been cooking)

edit: Oh wait, I forgot my main skill: I can puke on command without putting anything in my throat.

[Horve]

Oh wait, I forgot my main skill: I can puke on command without putting anything in my throat.

That's actually beyond badass

[Dascoo]

I can play drums...

Only been playing for a year so I'm not so good.

[demoniac93]

I'm a good "slow" dancer, really good.

I mount together, install, and fix TV satellite dishes and antennas, and I program TV satellite receivers for a living.
 
I can properly use any firearm after watching it being fired only one time.

I can drink a liter of water on one breath.

[chutem]

I can properly use any firearm after watching it being fired only one time.

What if the person who fires the gun that one time misuses the firearm.

[Twistkill]

Well I'm a quick learner and adapt to new environments relatively fast despite being not very social with new people. Within a few months of starting at Loblaws, I learned tricks to working more efficiently, do more than I'm supposed to on busy days (today was slow) and learned the store faster than some guys who had been there way before me. College is great so far too.

I hardly need to study. I learn most new concepts in class after paying attention once and only need to read over the chapters for an hour or so before the test and manage 80 or more unless it's hard. I can pull a writing assignment out of nowhere in as little as an hour before it's due and get a B.

I have a photographic memory, it's just the batteries die on me sometimes.

Uh... I dont play any instruments, I don't cook, I don't have many hobbies other than gaming, but I play football and volleyball recreationally. I can make a mean cappucino too.

[Graham]

I can properly use any firearm after watching it being fired only one time.

Since every firearm is basically the same two actions happening I don't see how anyone would brag about this. I was figuring out how to fire weapons on my own when I was like 9. A retard could do it.

[demoniac93]

I can properly use any firearm after watching it being fired only one time.

What if the person who fires the gun that one time misuses the firearm.

I don't trust amateurs, nor people with a dangerous sense of humor.

[I EAT MUDKIPZ :]]

OMFG DO YOU GUYS NOT NO WHAT SPORTS ARE>!>

[-Major-]

sports sucks!

[Wraithlike]

I drum, but right now don't have room for a set, so I've been working on sampling and producing electronic music. I also write short stories, watercolor, and draw a bit. I can fold origami horseshoe crabs out of dollar bills and gum wrappers. I've been told I'm good at being cute and/or adorable. I'm also fairly knowledgeable in a number of marine creatures and in a number of psychoactive chemicals.

[Blacksheepboy]

psychoactive chemicals.

Like the stuff controlling emotions/brain? Or maybe in simple terms, drugs.

Now it's my turn. Huzzah. Like Farah: clarinet and fail guitar. After guitar hero, I think everyone picked up a real guitar at least once. I'm probly just a subconscious poser.

I sing. Oh yeah, I played as Friedrich in the Sound of Music for an audience of 200, so I guess that was legit. I like public speaking, although I've never done a real (not school related) speech. Anyway, the topics to do presentations on in school never really sparked my interest. I'm sure you all relate to some degree.

Uh, not really a skill, but how many people ride around on a bike without using their hands vOv

Yeah, that last one was scraping the bottom of the barrel. Basically this thread is for people to grow their e-peens, unless they really want to know about these folks on SF [shrug, again]. I guess some of the people that say they do some sort of art kinda surprised me. Graham's was predictable.

[Demonic]

I drum, but right now don't have room for a set, so I've been working on sampling and producing electronic music. I also write short stories, watercolor, and draw a bit.

Care to share?

And to throw some more stuff in the hat:

I'm into self-improvement. Keen at reading microexpressions, body language and analyzing social interactions.
Involved in a political group which organizes fun fun flashmobs from time to time.
Writing in English. 's gonna be good.

[ValiS]

I can run 30 kilometres on snow, ice, mud and soil through forests, small rivers, over inclines with a 15kg rucksack full of sand on a cold day in less than four hours. Got a medal for that actually. I'm going to do it again this March.
Here are examples of the terrian. They are pics taken from the same race that I took part of.
*snow
*Ice
*Mud
*Concrete
I'm not present on any of the pics.

Hey man are you from Estonia? I think the pictures are from Scoutsbattallions race?

[Neosano]

I can properly use any firearm after watching it being fired only one time.

What if it's being fired in you?

How good is your aim? (after being shot down ofc)

[demoniac93]

I can properly use any firearm after watching it being fired only one time.

What if it's being fired in you?

How good is your aim? (after being shot down ofc)

Fired at* me...
Wow, you guys need some serious work on your jokes...

[Wraithlike]

I drum, but right now don't have room for a set, so I've been working on sampling and producing electronic music. I also write short stories, watercolor, and draw a bit.

Care to share?

If I ever make anything that isn't shit, sure.

[Dusty]

Oh, speaking of making music, I bougt myself an 8-bit sequencer for 2 dollars. It's great fun!

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Oh, speaking of making music, I bougt myself an 8-bit sequencer for 2 dollars. It's great fun!

great!

now you can annoy people by bringing it to parties and making horrible hipster chiptunes while doing the two step in your flannel shirt

[Dusty]

Oh, speaking of making music, I bougt myself an 8-bit sequencer for 2 dollars. It's great fun!

great!

now you can annoy people by bringing it to parties and making horrible hipster chiptunes while doing the two step in your flannel shirt

Exactly. How did you know that I wear flannel? I'm wearing a flannel shirt at this very moment! O-Em-Gee I'm scared...

[demoniac93]

Oh, speaking of making music, I bougt myself an 8-bit sequencer for 2 dollars. It's great fun!

great!

now you can annoy people by bringing it to parties and making horrible hipster chiptunes while doing the two step in your flannel shirt

Exactly. How did you know that I wear flannel? I'm wearing a flannel shirt at this very moment! O-Em-Gee I'm scared...

You should be, he's going to hunt you down, and kill you to death with his fluffy tail.

[smiluu]

I draw, produce music and edit movies

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

I'm in a judo club, I ride my bike when the opportunity presents (a standard ride for me is 20-25 miles), and I do some amateur sketching and writing.

[Graham]

Oh, speaking of making music, I bougt myself an 8-bit sequencer for 2 dollars. It's great fun!

great!

now you can annoy people by bringing it to parties and making horrible hipster chiptunes while doing the two step in your flannel shirt

Don't hate on the flannel. Nonhipsters wear it as well.

[a-4-year-old]

Oh, speaking of making music, I bougt myself an 8-bit sequencer for 2 dollars. It's great fun!

great!

now you can annoy people by bringing it to parties and making horrible hipster chiptunes while doing the two step in your flannel shirt

Don't hate on the flannel. Nonhipsters wear it as well.

Flannel should be distributed by merit. Whittling contests are in order.

[RabidTreeFrog]

Don't hate on the flannel. Nonhipsters wear it as well.

I hate this trend with a passion. 2 years ago it wouldve been "lololol you look like a lumberjack"

anyway I play drums and piano, im really good with history and stuff like that, and I can write. Also, I can beat you in Rock Paper Scissors.

[VijchtiDoodah]

Don't hate on the flannel. Nonhipsters wear it as well.

I hate this trend with a passion. 2 years ago it wouldve been "lololol you look like a lumberjack"

Most people I know grew up wearing flannel jackets in the wintertime and flannel shirts in general when the Grunge scene rolled around. It isn't new and it isn't a short trend.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Also, I can beat you in Rock Paper Scissors.

youre on!

[numgun]

I can solve sudokus. õ_õ

[DarkCrusade]

I can slash sudokus. ô_~

[demoniac93]

I can solve sudokus. õ_õ

Which level?

[tehsnipah]

Let's see.... I do kumdo (or kendo), mountain bike, and enjoy playing sudoku (yeah, sue me).

I'm not a guy crazed in education, but since I screwed up my Freshmen and Soph. year, I gotta concentrate on my school work now.

Other than that, if you also wanna know something really unnecessary, I go to skit field, shoot some shotguns, and go to animal vet to help animals.

[DarkCrusade]

Which level?

The hidden one.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

i can school any of you at pool. trust me

when im drunk

[tehsnipah]

Which level?

The hidden one.

I can solve a sudoku puzzle that has a blank. Yeah that's right, suck it.

[DarkCrusade]

I solve even those that are completly filled.

[Demonic]

Here's the mail I wrote for the reporter of the Paris Observer regarding one of our projects:

...
As one of the founders of the project, I'll be glad to give you some information for an article.

There's some background information that needs to be covered first:

The transportation company is owned by the state and is gravely underfunded by the city itself, and while they are cutting the budget more and more, the head honchos of the company have been blindly robbing it with billions(!) over the years. Needless to say, the bus drivers grew more and more aggravated, and after some push-pulling in the past few weeks (eg. not going out with buses that are already too worn, cutting out two or three hundred vehicles for a couple of days) their unions decided it was time for a strike.

Note that the subway, trolley drivers and those lines whom belong to different companies did not join the strike, but the buslines take the biggest load of transporting people from the suburbs to downtown. Only about ten tram vehicles are moving in the whole city.

Negotiations are going slowly, and it's clear that the strike is hurting the citizens more than the company itself, which is having a good portion of it's leading staff prosecuted by law with charges of corruption and related issues.

That was our default situation before the BKV-pótló project started off.

Let it be noted that we are part of an organization called 4K! (which can be translated as Fourth Republic), a team of community-based thinkers. We have been organizing flashmobs and urban playground events over the last two years, moving thousands of people and showing that if people join together for a common cause, we can and will achieve great things.

Two fellows of this organization started their own project, called colabs, which is a community workplace for freelancers and other coders not tied to an office building. It's real chill, and our 4K! meets take place there from time to time, as it did on Wednesday.

By the time I got there the three others (Bence Bogár, Gábor Borbély and András Istvánffy) were already brainstorming about something and quickly filled me in on the details. This community transportation idea has been thrown around for months they said, but with the strike came the perfect opportunity to launch it.

At first it was more complicated, with area codes and whatnot, tied to a web based interface, but after some verbal banter and vetoing, it was stripped down to six rules, three for drivers and three for pedestrians.

If you're a driver, write your destination on a paper and put it under the wind-shield. If you see someone hiking, pick him up in a bus stop. Do not ask for money.

If you're a pedestrian, wait in a bus stop and hike. Respect the driver, don't talk if he doesn't want to and be cool with whatever he's listening on the radio. Have a 100 HUF on you if you want to show your gratitude.

Last we christened it as BKV-pótló. Pótló means replacement, and is frequently used by the company for buslines replacing trams or trolleys, and BKV is the name of the company. We also use a paraphrase of their motto: turning 'We go for you' into 'We go instead of them'. (Önnek jár.->Helyettük jár.)

Starting off was easy after this: the 4K! group has an impressive mailing list, we had lots of media contacts and we sent our idea to major transportation focused sites and blogs.

With full support, by the next morning the facebook group of the project had over three thousand supporters. As I am writing this, it's more than seven thousand and growing. The Mayor became a fan, his wife offering a ride this morning. (The irony. It hurts. He's the main reason why the company lacks funding!)

Bence gave an interview about the movement in the early morning show on the state TV channel. It was rerun today.

Radio broadcasts caught on, some trying their own version, others propagating us. The movement has by this point gone through all available media channels, and everyone and his grandmother knows about it now.

And it's working. More and more people are hiking and reaching their destination on time. The drivers were surprisingly even more supportive of the idea than the pedestrians, which is insane considering the public opinion of Hungarian road mentality. You can see people carrying signs at bus stops and cars even without a marked destination are stopping and helping.

We've made it. And it feels great.

Another fellow within 4K!, who lives in the outskirts of the city is starting to organize this system to work even after the strike in his area, because the mass transportation there pretty much sucks by default. If others do the same, we might actually be able to revolutionize the city's transportation!

That is what I can say after a few days. For pictures and various information, check out the facebook group and the blog. If you need something translated or have more questions, I'll be glad to help.

http://www.facebook.com/bkvpotlo
http://bkvpotlo.blog.hu/

best regards,
Gergő Varga, 4K!.

the group has over 8000 members right now and people are hiking all over town.

[demoniac93]

i can school any of you at pool. trust me

when im drunk

Yeah right 
You'd probably try to hit on the poor bastard.

[Shard]

I can move each of my eyes individually, sort of

[DarkCrusade]

I can distract you by screaming "LOOK! THERE IS A FLYING PIG!"!

[-Skykanden-]

I can distract you by screaming "LOOK! THERE IS A FLYING PIG!"!

I wouldn't distract people by saying this, man...

[DarkCrusade]

Do people recognize you?

[demoniac93]

Oh yeah, forgot about my ability to cross my eyes entirely.

[-Skykanden-]

Do people recognize you?

What weren't we talking about your mom?


Does anyone wrote 'work' ? because there are some people that should

[-Skykanden-]

Sure, so wanna joke about mudkipz because they are funnier riiight?
Well lets leave it I don't want problems with you, and cmon you called me flying pig and I'm sure you haven't seen me in your life.

Still asking about job thing

[Horve]

Do people recognize you?

I can distract you by screaming "LOOK! THERE IS A FLYING PIG!"!

I solve even those that are completly filled.

Why are you pissed now? And those "your mom" jokes are too old to be funny.

Troll. Somebody please destroy this useless waste of human existence.

I can run 30 kilometres on snow, ice, mud and soil through forests, small rivers, over inclines with a 15kg rucksack full of sand on a cold day in less than four hours. Got a medal for that actually. I'm going to do it again this March.
Here are examples of the terrian. They are pics taken from the same race that I took part of.
*snow
*Ice
*Mud
*Concrete
I'm not present on any of the pics.

Hey man are you from Estonia? I think the pictures are from Scoutsbattallions race?

Yeah man, I sure am and those sure are. Good to know that you know of the event.

[tehsnipah]

I can move each of my eyes individually, sort of

I can cross one eye, and let another eye lose.... Do you sort of mean like that?

I can show a picture of me crossing one and not another of you guys want it XD

[demoniac93]

I can move each of my eyes individually, sort of

I can cross one eye, and let another eye lose.... Do you sort of mean like that?

I can show a picture of me crossing one and not another of you guys want it XD

Damn, you win 

[DarkCrusade]

@Snipah: Pics or it didn´t happen.

[Shard]

I can move each of my eyes individually, sort of

I can cross one eye, and let another eye lose.... Do you sort of mean like that?

I can show a picture of me crossing one and not another of you guys want it XD

I can do it too!

[DarkCrusade]

I liked this thread! That's why I necropost and add some of my brain-jizz to it. I wrote this poem yesterday, hope you enjoy reading it:


The Devil's Spawn

Let me tell you the story of Mrs Parker and her spouse
Which plays in a small village where we find the Parker's house.

Trapped inside there is a little boy
Who is treated like their special toy.

Poor Little Tom, that is the name
Which is engraved on the cold chain

Which connects his body to the wall;
And did one know, the message would sprawl,

Torches be lit and the Parkers go to jail,
But no one knows of their profanity stale.

And so poor Little Tom, he knows no light.
Every hope he seeds dies to blight.

Indeed, there is but one question to ask:
What secret do the Parkers hide behind their mask

To hide Little Tom in darkness, their only son?
Why would they not let him see the sun?

I shall give you the answer, but please be warned
That after hearing it, your faith may be harmed,

For Little Tom is not Henry Parker's son,
He's the Devil's spawn, and it has only begun.

Soon, soon, the world will have changed
Into a dark place; cruel and estranged,

Should Poor Little Tom ever escape the chains
Which keep the Devil's blood from flowing through his veins.

Should Tom die, the world would remain the same.
The Devil's a gambler, and this is his favourite game.

Playing with the fears and love of the family,
The Devil draws strength from their sanity.

That at least is why Little Tom lays in chains.
For us to hope is that he always remains

In the cold, dark place which should be his grave,
That the Parkers stay strong and brave.

If they do, this story ends like many.
The good prevails of course, and if any

Then Poor Little Tom will live all right.
And would that not be to your delight?

Unfortunately, this is not how this story goes,
And for reasons which Laura Parker only knows

She is the one who breaks the curse
When she reaches deep down into her purse,

Drawing a kitchen knife with silver blade
Which reflects the face of this brave maid.

With trembling fingers she strikes at her son
Frantically crying for Tom, her only one.

Poor Little Tom died for the greater good,
So the mother should not be misunderstood.

She killed for love and not for hate.
The world's fate has a much bigger weight.

For now the world is safe and sound.
The Devil was sent back into the ground,

Where Tom now sits next to the throne
Of the father who did not bemoan

The death of his spawn, who knew but pain,
Who's name was engraved on a thick chain.

Thus is the story of poor Little Tom,
And I admit that you read it aplomb;

So fear not the Devil, for you are safe.
As long at least 'til you hit the grave,

Because then you be his little toy.
Just like Tom, his little boy.

[L[0ne]R]

I'd post my recent drawing of a personified (and badly posed) Snorunt, but there's a separate thread for art.

I can fast-walk down the stairs by only stepping on every other step, if that counts.

[Dusty]

I can tip my fedora

[Akinaro]

I can make any cookie, cake or sweets you like. Maybe except puff pastry and meringue

[homerofgods]

I have a vivid imagination, so i'm excellent at getting ideas

[Vucgy92]

I can draw boobs 

[jrgp]

Yes. I write software and enjoy creative literature. I actually am not much of a gamer. Just really old nintendo games and Soldat, pretty much.

To amend this^ I now maintain Linux servers/tools/network architecture for a living. So there's that.

I can draw boobs 

I'm jealous.

[Bonecrusher]

been working in an office selling electricity so theres that, also mountain biking and boxing

[smiluu]

I can do splits, "high kick" to nearly every angle and walk with hands.

[Fawkzy]

I ride around the town I live in, with my bike, any time, any day. It's really good to know where you exactly are and it's even better to find your own ways to home, even when everything's pitch black.

[Akinaro]

I'm good at Photoshop Contests using only GIMP :]
But dont say anything because sometimes its against the rules to use other programs xD

For this I got 20$ (back in 2011 i think)




There is loots of contest or simple jobs like this, I dont do this anymore but it was fun few years ago, when My Friends looks for contest like this van from dowg forum, and I spend few Hours to make it.