Author Topic: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy! (Read 43621 times)

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #100 on:** April 13, 2010, 03:02:06 pm »

Quote from: Neosano on April 13, 2010, 01:15:23 pm

No, idiots! Wounds are old, dick is dead already.

Put that band aid into your inventory and look again!

You're right. It's time to accept what has happened and move on.

Just grab the band-aid and-...

OH JESUS F██K

Quote from: Horve on April 13, 2010, 11:57:26 am

go to the hospital asap?

That's looking like a much better idea all of a sudden.

more to come when I get my drawing computer back. the best I can manage with a mouse is simple copy&edits.

croat1gamer · « **Reply #101 on:** April 13, 2010, 03:11:08 pm »

Test if it has its own consciousness or can you control it.

Neosano · « **Reply #102 on:** April 13, 2010, 03:21:02 pm »

OH SHI!
Btw it's much better than a dick :]

Now it's cash register time!
Wind your dick around the cash register and brake it! If it's not possible - smash it in wall.

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #103 on:** April 13, 2010, 05:49:41 pm »

see if you can ram the tenticle up your anus

L[0ne]R · « **Reply #104 on:** April 13, 2010, 05:51:08 pm »

Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on April 13, 2010, 05:49:41 pm

see if you can ram the tenticle up your anus

I was thinking exactly the same thing.. o_O

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #105 on:** April 13, 2010, 06:18:53 pm »

Quote from: Neosano on April 13, 2010, 03:21:02 pm

OH SHI!
Btw it's much better than a dick :]

Now it's cash register time!
Wind your dick around the cash register and brake it! If it's not possible - smash it in wall.

Totally worth it.

*edit: slightly modified version because i am ocd and clippy animation bothers me

L[0ne]R · « **Reply #106 on:** April 13, 2010, 06:20:17 pm »

That was awesome. D:

MattH · « **Reply #107 on:** April 13, 2010, 06:25:49 pm »

Okay, Okay NOW THAT is Epic....well.....erm....now that I think about it....*Cough*

Blacksheepboy · « **Reply #108 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:29:30 pm »

Ah man, I did something like this way back in Freshman year with a friend. It involved bears and limousines and lighthouses and grenades. Oh yea. In the end, it turned to hell and involved things like Chuck Norris and Spiderman and a cyclops that didn't fit in. When someone mentions Chuck Norris, you know it's over.

So, this world is pretty abysmal. Since you have a flipping octopus crotch. Yes, eight pussies naturally. There must be something else abnormal around the world to have caused it.. or maybe you're just a raging science experiment/mutation on the loose that can't see his own reflection.

So, if this is an abnormal world, it needs to involve fissures that lead to hell or some place to "explain" the tentacle cock.

Or, some Nazi/Russian mad scientists (completely original, I know) are badass and have let you loose in America.

But you know, it all comes down to this: what would you do right now if you had a purple wang with suckers? Uuuuhhh . . . first of all, your crotch is now always bulging, tremendously, so "attempting to fit in" is completely out of the question in any circumstance. Wait a sec. You could "fit in" but now you look forever horny. BEATING AROUND BUSH, OKAY: GO ROB A BANK. MONEY IS VALEWBUL!

Or get sent to prison and stage an escape. That has potential.

pavliko · « **Reply #109 on:** April 14, 2010, 12:25:54 am »

If the tentacle moves, use that sharp glass to kill it and make sure to stop the bleeding. And finaly look where the hell you are.

Grimbad · « **Reply #110 on:** April 14, 2010, 12:30:43 am »

I don't know, if it could be hidden under a bandaid, I think it's safe to say it'll be fairly inconspicuous.

Also, go outside, with no pants and without killing your tentacle. Ask someone where you can find a vending machine, tell them you have a dollar to spend.

Edit: with regard to blacksheepboy wondering about where this is going, really freaky version of District 9 to ensue?

jrgp · « **Reply #111 on:** April 14, 2010, 12:30:58 am »

Try jerking it.

Blacksheepboy · « **Reply #112 on:** April 14, 2010, 12:43:25 am »

I know where this is going. To hell actually, albeit some blah blah words that are catchy reading blogs makes me want to die. Especially blogs that are laughed at because the people are pathetic :< :< :<

what the fuck was that. anyway. go to a bowling alley, kill everyone, and use it as the "base of your operations"

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #113 on:** April 14, 2010, 01:16:56 am »

Frunk, I just saw a tentacle penis shoot out and destroy a cash register...

...and it was the coolest thing I've seen in a while. Wow.

SadistAtHeart · « **Reply #114 on:** April 14, 2010, 01:24:32 am »

Quote from: Lord Frunkamunch on April 13, 2010, 06:18:53 pm

Totally worth it.
*edit: slightly modified version because i am ocd and clippy animation bothers me

You are magnificent.

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #115 on:** April 14, 2010, 06:05:54 am »

Go right

Neosano · « **Reply #116 on:** April 14, 2010, 07:58:36 am »

Just.. awesome..
TOLD YOU! IT'S MUCH BETTER!

Don't forget to take this dollar. Also take some cash register parts - can be useful :-S

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #117 on:** April 14, 2010, 08:21:15 am »

Incredibly, your tentacle is very strong! Use it to throw cash register fragments at zombies!

Horve · « **Reply #118 on:** April 14, 2010, 12:54:03 pm »

are you a pokemon?

Gizd · « **Reply #119 on:** April 14, 2010, 02:12:15 pm »

Try to ejaculate.

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Author Topic: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy! (Read 43621 times)

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