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Offline Gizd

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #140 on: April 15, 2010, 03:51:20 pm »
Not for human, but you aren't human so w/e. Also it's quite weird that you're using "penis" instead of hands to do that stuff.
Pour the Grog on the floor and watch what happens.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #141 on: April 15, 2010, 03:52:28 pm »
Drink the grog. Your tentacle is grogian. You have grogian DNA. When you drink it your skin will shed an you will become an alien. Either that or you will go radioactive/see through stomach/grow more tentacles!

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #142 on: April 15, 2010, 03:53:12 pm »
Aww drinking it would be the easy way... Go search some human to make him drink it.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #143 on: April 15, 2010, 03:57:08 pm »
NOOOOOOOOO MY DOLLLLLLLLLLLLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Just do not drink it!

Btw, look at your arms.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #144 on: April 15, 2010, 03:57:54 pm »
Don't be a pussy Frunk. Drink up.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #145 on: April 15, 2010, 04:07:17 pm »
No! I don't want this story to end so fast!
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #146 on: April 15, 2010, 04:30:05 pm »
Aww drinking it would be the easy way... Go search some human to make him drink it.
Him for example.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #147 on: April 15, 2010, 06:14:25 pm »
Aww drinking it would be the easy way... Go search some human to make him drink it.

I like the cut of your jib.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #148 on: April 15, 2010, 08:40:17 pm »
Drinking it might not kill him, especially since losing his dick for a... octopus arm.. didn't.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #149 on: April 15, 2010, 09:48:36 pm »
Drinking it might not kill him, especially since losing his dick for a... octopus arm.. didn't.
But there's no guarantee that it won't turn the rest of his body into an octopus. Then he'll die without seawater.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #150 on: April 15, 2010, 10:00:27 pm »
Drinking it might not kill him, especially since losing his dick for a... octopus arm.. didn't.
But there's no guarantee that it won't turn the rest of his body into an octopus. Then he'll die without seawater.

Which is why you fools should have gone with a safe option like mud water or piss.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #151 on: April 15, 2010, 10:15:19 pm »
Drinking it might not kill him, especially since losing his dick for a... octopus arm.. didn't.
But there's no guarantee that it won't turn the rest of his body into an octopus. Then he'll die without seawater.

And if he could survive that transformation, the lack of sea water might not make that much of a difference.

Drinking it might not kill him, especially since losing his dick for a... octopus arm.. didn't.
But there's no guarantee that it won't turn the rest of his body into an octopus. Then he'll die without seawater.

Which is why you fools should have gone with a safe option like mud water or piss.
Piss could be deadly. And mud water is dirty. Whereas what he drank was "unknown."
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #152 on: April 15, 2010, 10:16:14 pm »
pour it on your octopus tentaclez

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #153 on: April 15, 2010, 11:22:54 pm »
find japanese women!

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #154 on: April 16, 2010, 02:27:24 am »
How the f*** did you put a dollar note into a vending machine anyway?

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #155 on: April 16, 2010, 03:14:03 am »
With his tentacle dick, duh.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #156 on: April 16, 2010, 03:48:05 am »
Why waste one beautiful dollar for some grog if you can have EVERYTHING? Just destroy this shi-

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #157 on: April 16, 2010, 05:04:37 am »
Why do you use your tentacle as a 3rd arm?
Aren't you afraid of letting it get too close to your mouth?
Anyway try to see what can your '3rd arm' do, try doing magic fireballs...
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #158 on: April 16, 2010, 07:46:13 am »
Last year, I dreamt I was pissing at a restroom, but I missed the urinal and my penis exploded.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #159 on: April 16, 2010, 10:10:28 am »
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