Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!

[chutem]

Use the forceps and a glass shard to pick the lock on the cash register.

[MattH]

The get another glass shard out of your inventory and use your other arm.

From: April 11, 2010, 07:52:18 pmAnd after that use the toilet paper as a bandage xD 

That's a wonderful idea, except..
"Error: cannot open menu while your arm is still getting bit off"

Boy, people these days ...can't multi-task for their lives 

[Grimbad]

Use the forceps and a glass shard to pick the lock on the cash register.

+1, also drink blood to regenerate HP.

[croat1gamer]

Theck for loot.

[pavliko]

Wait! you forgot something.
just a few minutes ago you woke up in the ladies 'room' with a dildo, something horrible could happen while you were asleep.
Check your pants to see if you have your pride with you!
Come'on damit, check if you are a man or a woman!

[The Bone Collector]

Take a bite of out your other arm... better to have two wounds

[Neosano]

pavliko, genius.
oh what to do what to do....
Look under the table, from another side.
Read those posters on the top.

[DarkCrusade]

Noticed? The zombie lost his hat. Go back and get it, it looks cool.

You cannot kill zombies without a hat

Dont you know you cannot kill zombies without a hat?

[mich1103]

Take some hamburger and put it into your inventory !!!

[DarkCrusade]

Hamburgers are out. Zombies like Hamburger <<< FLESH

[tehsnipah]

This hamburger place sucks, go to White Castle.

[DarkCrusade]

To enter the White Castle you need to kill the ZombieTroll in the Big Black Forest. Head for the next BurgerKing to get your health back.

[L[0ne]R]

HP: 5%
Might want to bandage your bleeding arm with [Toilet Paper] (+15 HP).

Not only to save yourself from bleeding to death, but also to get away from that weirdo that has been following your bloody trail all this time. Maybe it's a wizard who's been hiding in one of the stalls in ladies washroom... Go into the back room, put on a uniform and pretend to be a cashier.


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p.s. less randomness, people. Too much of it completely kills the story. Let's not ruin it like the "three-word-story".

[Shard]

Drink blood, take money, take hamburger, take M1911 and 3 loaded clips from under desk. Go back out into the sun to regenerate. You are a reverse vampire!
Go exploring, but where to?

[DarkCrusade]

@Shard: Read above xD

[Shard]

No. He can do what I said after he does what Loner says, cus its obvious no one would really visit a restaurant with a CANNIBAL CASHIER!

[DarkCrusade]

You need to know whether you are human by yourself to call someone cannibal.

[Horve]

let's kill this thread with more grade A retardation

No it´s fun now gtfo

YOU ARE THE f**kING TUMOR

malignant, for clarity.

[DarkCrusade]

No it´s fun now gtfo

@Horves edit: You can´t stand jokes and confound humor with tumor. Do not attempt to make this topic as unfunny as any other you post on.

[Neosano]

wtf no pics today???