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Offline Lord Frunkamunch

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« Reply #340 on: June 18, 2010, 05:51:52 pm »
*GAME RESET*

so due to my computer crashing along with the files I was using to make this, I'm starting a new one. Tentacock Von Birdslapper might live to bleed another day, but for now...



Here stands the King, lord of all He espies.


The King is getting kind of bored up here, to be honest.
I attend grammar school, last grade, and ignorance is all around me. Well, good for them. Ignorance is bliss.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #341 on: June 18, 2010, 06:25:54 pm »
It gets dull so he decides to visit his poppy fields at the base of the mountain.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #342 on: June 18, 2010, 06:50:46 pm »
If he leaves his post of all-seeing, he would lose his lordship status. So you know what, I say that there's an earthquake that crumbles his mountain of I-see-everything-ness.

It gets dull so he decides to visit his poppy fields at the base of the mountain.

Yeah. Check out the poppy fields. After the earthquake.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #343 on: June 18, 2010, 07:18:35 pm »
Yeah. Check out the poppy fields. After the earthquake.

In the poppy fields he notices a birdcop examining his opium.
There are other worlds than these

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #344 on: June 18, 2010, 07:22:33 pm »
Yeah. Check out the poppy fields. After the earthquake.

In the poppy fields he notices a birdcop examining his opium.

Haha, yes. But the opium kinda makes it dark and s**tfaced all over again. And we don't want that. Replace the opium with weed.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #345 on: June 18, 2010, 09:12:43 pm »
It gets dull so he decides to visit his poppy fields at the base of the mountain.











So...poppy fields, huh? That's something, I guess.


*edit* Also just to clarify you guys are making suggestions for what he should do. Not "so then this thing happens to the environment and he reacts like this, which causes this specific thing to occur".
« Last Edit: June 18, 2010, 09:17:40 pm by Lord Frunkamunch »
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #346 on: June 18, 2010, 09:36:32 pm »
See if you can make opium from those poppies.(i.e. It's harvesting season!)

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #347 on: June 18, 2010, 09:50:38 pm »
Poppy. Opium. I didn't just make the connection.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #348 on: June 18, 2010, 10:03:52 pm »
Poppy. Opium. I didn't just make the connection.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_poppy
"Opium poppy, Papaver somniferum, is the species of plant from which opium and poppy seeds are extracted."
^ There you go.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #349 on: June 18, 2010, 10:04:58 pm »
See if you can make opium from those poppies.(i.e. It's harvesting season!)


Pssh, those poppies CLEARLY still have their petals. The pods aren't even VISIBLE, let alone the proper shade of green! Do you know NOTHING about opium extraction?

Besides, the King has people for that.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #350 on: June 18, 2010, 10:07:51 pm »
Take a quick look around the poppy fields and then leave the area; there's nothing interesting around here.

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« Reply #351 on: June 18, 2010, 11:00:01 pm »
Take a quick look around the poppy fields and then leave the area; there's nothing interesting around here.




Nope, nothing but poppies as far the eye can see.


Down the path it is, then.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #352 on: June 18, 2010, 11:27:04 pm »
Fall asleep in a field of poppies

I don't know what you'll wake up to

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #353 on: June 19, 2010, 01:20:19 am »
Not exactly poppies as far as the eye can see; maybe that club you saw earlier has something happening!

Wait, nvm, he probably never noticed it. Just go down the path all the way then.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #354 on: June 19, 2010, 06:30:03 am »
Yeah, keep following the path.
And check your inventory.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #355 on: June 19, 2010, 06:39:58 am »
Run until you see something, or you get tired

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #356 on: June 19, 2010, 06:51:38 am »
Dig out the mountain
or
Go to the club
or
Try to fly. ( how did he get up there? And why he is still alive after the fall?)
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #357 on: June 19, 2010, 04:49:30 pm »
Fall asleep in a field of poppies

I don't know what you'll wake up to













« Last Edit: June 19, 2010, 04:55:15 pm by Lord Frunkamunch »
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #358 on: June 19, 2010, 04:51:54 pm »
Check if you still have your wallet! D:
Wait... do you even have pockets? or clothes...

*gasp* the crown is gone on the last picture

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #359 on: June 19, 2010, 06:04:37 pm »
you trip over and your mouth falls on a dick

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