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Offline echo_trail

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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2010, 08:29:46 am »
ID Hair Wax
Headphones
Hard case card holder(with creditcards within it!!)
Stimorol
Smokes

As you can easily tell from my list of items, I'm a pretty big deal compared to the rest of you
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2010, 08:30:43 am »
1. A deck of pokemon cards
2. Car keys
3. Steelserhes Siberia v2 headset
4. My phone
5. Your mom
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2010, 08:47:58 am »
Quote from: [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012 on April 18, 2010, 06:57:32 am
Quote from: pavliko on April 18, 2010, 06:37:11 am
Hmm I think foxconn is preparing for a zombie apocalypse D:

Sure. I think these 5.45x39mm bullets will pwn Smiluu's balls.

Left 4 Dead 3?

Nice joke. I'm sure it's not real, just an Airsoft Replica, or not even that.
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So I'm in a different room, different objects.

1. Phone
2. Metro ticket
3. My old classic guitar
4. A pile of games
5. Digital tablet
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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2010, 09:29:02 am »
my dick

weed

my dick

weed

an awesome oldskool gameboy fuuuuuuk yeeeear
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2010, 10:10:01 am »
1. Coffee
2. Jellybeans
3. Sketchbook
4. Bananas
5. Salt


Laptop on a kitchen table.
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2010, 10:26:26 am »
Okay, less weird place now:

1. Calculator
2. Login-code-generator-thing for bank website.
3. Pencils
4. Newspaper
5. Digital camera
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2010, 10:42:33 am »
1. Shotgun
2. Bottle of water
3. Bottle of Mountain Dew
4. Guitar Hero controller
5. Bottle of NyQuil.
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2010, 10:53:37 am »
1. Lucozade Orang
2. Twix
3. iPod Touch
4. Oreos
5. Burnshield Hydrogel(Being high up makes even Irish sun BURN)

I AM NOT FAT! JUS LIEK FOOD!
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #28 on: April 18, 2010, 10:54:51 am »
Graham, what about your knives? No knives in range?

@Shard: You´ve proven us already that you aint fat :P
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2010, 10:57:18 am »
Quote from: DarkCrusade on April 18, 2010, 10:54:51 am
Graham, what about your knives? No knives in range?

@Shard: You´ve proven us already that you aint fat :P
My boot knife is on the ground a few feet away. Not within range.
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2010, 01:52:44 pm »
red pen
hand sanitizer
clock
the sun also rises
blank cd
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2010, 01:56:59 pm »
iPhone
Kopparberg, pear 0,5l
Caribba rum, dark 0,5l
Pack of Extra gum
TV remote
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2010, 02:11:28 pm »
Sansa Fuze
Revoltech Gurren Lagann action figure
sunglasses
comb
cereal box
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2010, 02:22:41 pm »
1 ~ My mobile phone;
2 ~ My Pen-Drive;
3 ~ The Backpack I use to go to school;
4 ~ My Acoustic Guitar;
5 ~ My Eletric Guitar.
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2010, 03:12:17 pm »
Camera
Computer
Tablet
Orange
Paper
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2010, 03:37:23 pm »
1.earphones
2.cellphone
3.sketchbook
4.air-con controller
5.keyboard
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2010, 03:54:30 pm »
1. Knife
2. Knife
3. Knife
4. pokeball
5. airsoft gun
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2010, 04:35:30 pm »
Man, I have lotsa stuff I could name.
time to be different (lawl i'm different gaiz)

One: Microsoft Office '97, Professional Edition
Two: Two radios, one from the '90s
Three: Floppy disk that says "worms 1" (aw computer doesn't have floppy drive..)
Four: 200 black DVD's and CD's
Five: Trashcan

aka random s**t.
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2010, 05:13:28 pm »
 - Charging iphone
 - 8 port gigabit switch with all ports filled with very fast blinking status lights
 - Keyboard littered with grease, dirt, grime, and dried crusty cock juice. All of which help me type faster.
 - Stack of cd's
 - Stack of dead hard drives.
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Re: 5 items you can grab from where you're sitting
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2010, 08:37:04 pm »
Quote from: jrgp on April 18, 2010, 05:13:28 pm
- Keyboard littered with grease, dirt, grime, and dried crusty cock juice. All of which help me type faster.

So that's what Comcast makes it out of...
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