so there i was right

[100% not captain ben]

i was at a buddy of a buddy's house and there was a guy there being a mad doucheholio that everyone hated

the problem was he was like nine feet tall and did mongoloid thai martial arts and was pretty muscly... he was asian too so i don't know how that happened. he was the first asian i've ever seen that i couldn't sit on my shoulder and buy a big red balloon I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED you just don't understand.

anyway he drank like a bitch and passed out and i did some happy gas bulbs and thought it would be cool to steal his keys and do some handbrakies around the hood. the plan was he'd go to his car in the mornign and it would smell like burning rubber and his car keys would be missing. so you know, that would pretty much suck for him more than a slut with a v8 engine.

so me and this little 17 year old vixen hop in this crazy ass ching chong ricer and i'm working her gear stick THE CAR'S not her's and something a little bit dodgy happened... i smashed it into a bmw murcilago or something. so we speed back and put the car back exactly where is was and stuck his car keys back to his pocket while the my little mulatto vixen girl scooped up some spew from the garden and put it on and around his face and smeared it on the side of his car as well. anyway, the police rock up and we pretend to be asleep [i made her was her hands] and the host answers the door and talks to the police

ANYWAY the asian dude is being charged for drick driving, hooning and leaving the scene of an accident as well as having to pay for the damaged car as well as drug posession because i accidently left a half smoked joint in the car.

whats news guys long time no see

[jrgp]

You crazy b*****d. Nice story, is that the reason you're back, to share it?

[100% not captain ben]

just to be clear i'm the victim in all of this

[iDante]

omfg that avatar.
It's been so long, so many nights spent eating my fingers, waiting to see that bloody pig-thing get chewed on. But now you're back so it's all better.

Nice story btw.

[Nixer]

Isn't it a bunny?

Oh yeah, nice story.

[Espadon]

Dude I'm like 100% totally not welcoming you back with open arms.

lol bmw murcielago

[L[0ne]R]

That's very considerate of you posting the evidence right here on the forums for everyone to see. I hope those cops drop by as well.

I feel sorry for the asian dood.

[-Major-]

That's very considerate of you posting the evidence right here on the forums for everyone to see. I hope those cops drop by as well.

I feel sorry for the asian dood.

no cute no pity ;o

[100% not captain ben]

Dude I'm like 100% totally not welcoming you back with open arms.

thats just harsh you spanish rogue

[ultraman]

hahahahaha man that is classic. i hope he was being a massive douche though otherwise thats a bit of a dog act.
although back when i was 17 me and a mate stole my dads bmw and drove it at 200 down the freeway while we were on magic mushrooms...lol

[Blacksheepboy]

a bit

lol.

[Mittsu]

this story sucks, maybe it would be cool if it was true, otherwise not so much

[demoniac93]

Hey, you must be Superman!
Interesting tale, mate.

[Laser Guy]

Whoah, Ben's back!
Shit just got real...

[[SIRS]Foxconn^^2012]

lololol bmw murcielago

[peemonkey]

Can i be back too?

[100% not captain ben]

no

[peemonkey]

[n00bface]

i don't think this is captain ben

[Blue-ninja]

Sure isn't