Author Topic: Three word story #3. (Read 24703 times)

L[0ne]R · « **Reply #280 on:** January 01, 2011, 05:16:01 pm »

boomer vomited on

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #281 on:** January 01, 2011, 05:21:50 pm »

who got t-bagged

BeG FoR MeRcY · « **Reply #282 on:** January 01, 2011, 05:45:47 pm »

with another cow

demoniac93 · « **Reply #283 on:** January 01, 2011, 05:50:37 pm »

and a Nazi

MattH · « **Reply #284 on:** January 01, 2011, 07:38:06 pm »

There once was a fish called Lewis The Miserable who liked eating smaller fishes and honey marinated plumps. The End. ... suddenly he bought a

dinosaur which decided to join the league of shadows and abandon the beam of light. The darkside however saw through his smarty-pants plan

which gave away his his perverted intentions. towards a smelly end of story And now for Season two. Santa22 made a new house using only his bare
hands - although he had two left hands and twenty thumbs but no feet. He was a soldat-nerd without sense of accountability for my jeans as he
once crossed the beams of light, leaving the door open to the toilet where s**t was where s**t was And monster came to frighten lovely old
santa22 and encourage young people To get back on hallucinogenic drugs produced from nymphomanic wooden chairs while doing a handstand

pushups in a glass vase. In a AA clinic where he threw his cuddlebunch toy at the janitor who didn't give any notice of his DAMN big master plan
to finally fill the postbox with cement and make his hands grow bigger. Santa22 decided to volunteer in catholic kid's church for the community's
benefit. He decided to execute a tastefully red smelly rotten green fish and he jumped out from a plane into a stack of big pigs which prevented
him from starving. So in the middle of the night he crept out and shat on a desk, because his ass was teard apart from happy New York

with many gnomes The gnomes were playing Soldat when GIANT ENEMY CRAB attacked Pikachu. Suddenly Soldat servers crashed ,he grabs a sack of
fertilizer and planted turnip. After watering the field, he went shooting on blackberries. Foxconn realized, that he's a kid. (don't f**king try
to be part of the story you attention wh***!) With a small fish he battered a random piece of karaoke equipped gorillas wailing in a bar for

some something to make the story gory. A naked dog appears and dresses up as a vase which rapes unholy people out of curiosity for jasmine tea

to lip drink warm human blood which is red. The next morning ,a girl named Karl awoke next to Santa Claus finding himself with plush squirrels
everywhere cold Red Bull and a miming on top of a cup of fresh half-eaten humans tasting like humans. Earlier, darkcrusade raped noone. End of.

Smiluu's happy face. Suddenly, a broom wacked foxconn's crotch. The blood was shut the f**k. up, and don't start sentences like shut the f**k

or else. However DarkCrusade is nolife and I have feelings for him. but he doesn't realize the difference between men and himself because of

the next gay dildo assault, which was forced to be canceled due to some unintended bloodbath. God decided to kill Foxconn what turned out

to be great. Since he killed himself with a chicken he died. Five years ago , five years after - now - he died. But where is the top
secret of how to ban foxconn again ...only one person has survived, to uncover the truth and finally banned for good. Charlie had to
rub his magic wand which sparkled lightly. Along came Buffy with some serious firepower and blasted Great China Wall. But the wall

wouldn't crumble easily So she used her wooden stake and hit the jackpot. It was a lie, like the cake, but she continued hitting

on old women. Chinese women, however, they were cyclops without any senses and incredible diopters. And GOD said: f**k you foxconn!

And Jesus added: oh hai there. What's up, man? To which foxconn suicided using a cactus. The pain turned out to be enjoyable for

his pet fish. I yelled Hallelujah! Then walked away and jumped out of the window out of joy. Jesus, muhammed and Buddah decided to

launch a nuke to the biggest buttock of foxconn - his feet. John Conner went back in time, to prevent the launch. There was a

giant t-rex lying ,somebody screamed with infinitely serious business then took her and said: "Have a nice time, and a happy new year!"

Anyway, he lied. So end of story. Credits start rolling :"Chuck Norris as ...Buffy. *Audience leave* But suddenly returns. 2011 has
arrived. Along with 2011 comes great responsibility and new opportunities, pointless downtown events and belly dancers. big hamburger
that can't be eaten. New movie starts,and they sit on hamburgers, because they trashed the castle of fate. Movie's name appears:

"Quake Live Fragmovie" Then everybody started applauding and whistling and fragging and finally settled down. and leaved, while

eating hard wax And making lard then vomiting on frog vomit which boomer vomited on who got t-bagged with another cow and a Nazi

From: January 01, 2011, 07:45:46 pm

(I don't mind saying that I will NEVER compile one of these after 15 pages again)

BeG FoR MeRcY · « **Reply #285 on:** January 01, 2011, 07:46:11 pm »

Well, Nice Story

Good job everyone. Now create a book of this story and sell it. I bet you gonna get alot of money and nobel price for best selling book in 2011

Monsteri · « **Reply #286 on:** January 02, 2011, 04:34:48 am »

It's soo rational

dnmr · « **Reply #287 on:** January 02, 2011, 06:37:46 am »

Nothing is over

demoniac93 · « **Reply #288 on:** January 02, 2011, 06:52:01 am »

This has only just begun xD

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #289 on:** January 02, 2011, 07:08:58 am »

Although he compiled

Monsteri · « **Reply #290 on:** January 02, 2011, 08:07:59 am »

about his strange (penis, what was complaining and whining about peoples sins, what causes wars, and other bad things.)

Foxconn · « **Reply #291 on:** January 02, 2011, 08:39:29 am »

Next time, i will start the three word story. For great justice.

Monsteri · « **Reply #292 on:** January 02, 2011, 12:17:34 pm »

issue with ip

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #293 on:** January 02, 2011, 12:21:36 pm »

he summoned a

mich1103 · « **Reply #294 on:** January 02, 2011, 12:22:26 pm »

Assassins in hexer

L[0ne]R · « **Reply #295 on:** January 02, 2011, 04:06:28 pm »

and the sequel

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #296 on:** January 02, 2011, 04:52:31 pm »

was really bad.

demoniac93 · « **Reply #297 on:** January 02, 2011, 04:58:43 pm »

cause we suck

Xdada · « **Reply #298 on:** January 02, 2011, 06:26:08 pm »

at nothing, except

Shard · « **Reply #299 on:** January 02, 2011, 10:13:54 pm »

Buffalo buffalo buffalo

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