Hilarious IRC Quotes

[Foxconn]

Title says all. Some are just WORTH of publication...like those:

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<kamiz> f**k
<kamiz> foxconn
<kamiz> i'll never return here

<fri_> hey what is with these girls
<fri_> what is their function
<teh0okm> nobody knows
<j4> derp
<teh0okm> those are some experts!
<teh0okm> !
<teh0okm> from police!
<teh0okm> if police could have workers like that
<teh0okm> in poland
<teh0okm> i'd catch fines every two days
<fri_> diss like shit
<teh0okm> !
* Looking up spn-wcts user info...
<Foxconn> why the hell you should catch those fines?
<j4> cause of shooting lasers from my face.
<teh0okm> :DD.
<Foxconn> :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
<teh0okm> well
<teh0okm> i'll commit a crime every 2 to meet them <3
<Foxconn> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[jrgp]

<FliesLikeABrick> mar77a is like an argentinian version of me and elephanthunter, except a couple years younger and still learning
<Chakra> or in other words, instead of fecking around with linux, he's stitching together addidas footballs for $.50 an hour and smoking grass

<mar77a>Hey Bricks, checkout ruby from backend
<Chakra>I'll backend your ruby any day
<mar77a> Wrong channel, eh, guv?

[darDar]

[12:44] <+FragMent_> in 1.5.1 i would play even better
[12:44] <+FragMent_> since deagles will be stronger
[12:44] <betaa> you rly need stronger deagles?
[12:45] <+FragMent_> ofc best gun ever
[12:45] <betaa> you already got programms for stronger deagles
[12:45] <+FragMent_> lol ?

[Kazuki]

http://archive.forums.soldat.pl/topic.php?topic_id=17131

Nostalgia bomb for anyone who's still around to experience it.

Edit: <<@n00bface>> there are no stats for F*CK ME HARD HATMAN ;(

[KYnetiK]

I thought this page would at least offer a giggle =/
I distinctly remember it advertising hilarity. Go figure...

[Shard]

IRC wrote:
<MadMattDog> run
<MadMattDog> plz
* dnmr` runs
<MadMattDog>lol?
<dnmr>xD

Back in the day when we were Hexering all the live long day...Want it back

[jrgp]

http://archive.forums.soldat.pl/topic.php?topic_id=17131

Nostalgia bomb for anyone who's still around to experience it.

Edit: <<@n00bface>> there are no stats for F*CK ME HARD HATMAN ;(

Reading that makes me feel like almost everyone's gone

[Blue-ninja]

<@Cruise> oh god why am i
<@Cruise> so hungry
<@Cruise> all of the sudden...
<@Cruise> must make sandwich brb
* +bafomdad suddenly finds out Cruise lives by himself
<@Cruise> oops i meant
<@Cruise> must make woman make sandwich
<@Cruise> for me

<Sukie> You stick your goatskin umbrella up its nose and open it, doing 213 (+32) (+30) damage. Now you know why it's bad luck to open an umbrella inside your nose.

<~Riotblade> I AM NOT MAD CAPS LOCK JUST MAKES IT EASIER FOR PEOPLE TO READ. IF I AM MAD I WOULD BE EXCLAIMING, WHICH IS WHAT THE EXCLAMATION MARK IS FOR

<+Pavliko> Canada is in america

[L[0ne]R]

www.bash.org <--- this is where the quotes should go.

[darDar]

most of them are soldat-rrelated which will be hard to understand for others

[Monsteri]

http://archive.forums.soldat.pl/topic.php?topic_id=17131

the First one will laugh lots of anyone.

[n00bface]

http://archive.forums.soldat.pl/topic.php?topic_id=17131

Nostalgia bomb for anyone who's still around to experience it.

Edit: <<@n00bface>> there are no stats for F*CK ME HARD HATMAN ;(

Nostalgia? How's this for nostalgia, man?

rofl, Karma, you do know that my sister is 9 years old, correct? I mean, I've told you at least twice already.

She must be, like, 16 now. Fuck. God damn we're OLD.

[n2j3]

see legendary http://qdb.soldat.fi/search?query=tag%3Atommi1 (user soldat, password soldat)

[Kazuki]

http://archive.forums.soldat.pl/topic.php?topic_id=17131

Nostalgia bomb for anyone who's still around to experience it.

Edit: <<@n00bface>> there are no stats for F*CK ME HARD HATMAN ;(

Nostalgia? How's this for nostalgia, man?

rofl, Karma, you do know that my sister is 9 years old, correct? I mean, I've told you at least twice already.

She must be, like, 16 now. f**k. God damn we're OLD.

Haha, yeah, she'll be 16 next month. Pretty crazy.

[Foxconn]

<Matsuko> Hello, i'm playing Fifa 09...you know how to set up a match?
<Foxconn> I dont fucking know, ask howard

[Rai-Dei]

<n00bface> the best was the rumblepack on game boy color
<n00bface> stick that thing in your ass
<n00bface> rubs your prostate like a motorbike
<n00bface> you;'ll be shootin more precum than you can store in your reserves

<@iNsTa> Rainbow dicks.
<@iNsTa> Dicks of all shapes and sizes
<@iNsTa> And colors
<@iNsTa> A collage of technicolor phallus


<@ShadyEclairs> or be like drought
<@ShadyEclairs> and live in a deflated moon bounce


<@xurich> mexican girls aren't trash
<@xurich> trash gets picked up
<@xurich> l0L

<ShadyEclairs> gigen i use a ddr pad to masturbate
<ShadyEclairs> well actually it's technically not masturbation, i just lay under one naked before someone plays
<ShadyEclairs> makes my dick look like mashed potatoes


<m00`> projectile motion is cool
<m00`> but useless
<UnknownSniper> Yeah, m00`, helps you decide how fast to react when there is a foot swinging at your balls..
<m00`> lol thats not a projectile!
<m00`> wait is it
<m00`> is a foto a projectile
<m00`> wait probably is


<Juelz> Youve made no sense this past 5 minutes
<Juelz> and hun
<Juelz> fucking faggot...
<Juelz> I know you get no pussy but damn
<X-Master> how u know?
<X-Master> are u the pussy police?

<Juelz> Why would i come to mexico city to get swine flu
<X-Master> smart americans
<Crayy> yeah, it always lifts the spirits when visiting a 3rd world country
<X-Master> retard ppl like u stay at their country complaining
<Juelz> Come to mexico city and cant even move
<X-Master> cuz a mexican got laid with their gf

<Reeboook> no
<Reeboook> ur mother
<Reeboook> is asslicked
<Reeboook> i fuck shes pussy
<Reeboook> blah
<Reeboook> old

[thegrandmaster]

<Furai> !add
<CatWurst> wrong channel
<dnmr`> shh.. don't ruin his fun
<dnmr`> he plays the special soldat.devs gather
<TheGrandmaster> !status
<Furai> The GatherBotDevsEdition is empty...
<TheGrandmaster> grr
<TheGrandmaster> but theres so many people here..
<TheGrandmaster> !on
<Furai> GatherBotDevsEdition|Game CTF 3vs3|Playing: TheGrandmaster - x - x - x - x - x
<TheGrandmaster> !del
<Furai> The GatherBotDevsEdition is empty...
<Furai> It lags a bit
<TheGrandmaster> so i see xD
<Furai> Especially when I browse pages...

[20:45] * TheGrandmaster sets mode: +o L[one]R
[20:45] <@L[one]R> I'M OVERPOWERED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
[20:45] <@TheGrandmaster> o.0

<@Curt`> if scripting ever gets completely stable, i don't see the need.
<TheGrandmaster> ha...haha...aahahha

<@Shoozza> build some 2d game where you play a cow escaping from fans with sharp blades
<TheGrandmaster> *tries to visualise*

[dnmr]

<@Shoozza> build some 2d game where you play a cow escaping from fans with sharp blades
<TheGrandmaster> *tries to visualise*

hmm... meatboy could just as well be beef o:

[Fryer]

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<Monsteri> Why am I I?
<TrefluU> hi.
<Boblekonvolutt> god knows
<+Fryer> Well, someone has to be you, right?
<+Fryer> And it kinda makes sense that it should be you that's you
<+Fryer> So because of that, you are you.
<Monsteri>
<Monsteri> hm
<Monsteri> Yes
<Monsteri> I think that you are right
<Monsteri> unfortunately, I have to go already.
<Monsteri> bye.
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<TheGrandmaster> haha wut?

Tautotogy ftw...

[thegrandmaster]

<+Fryer> lol
<+Fryer> tautology ftw
<+Fryer>
<TheGrandmaster> xD

<+XeeGen> minimi is lamest tho
<+XeeGen> is overpowerd in every damn mode
<+XeeGen> even knife only
<+TheGrandmaster> umm..come again?