Author Topic: Have you guys ever exploded (Read 9925 times)

ds dude · « **on:** March 22, 2011, 12:13:55 am »

onto your keyboard after watching excessive porn and then you have to clean it up but right when you get a paper towel your neighbor friend comes into the room?

Yeah that just happened to me 5 hours ago.

She's a girl.

I really hope this make us bond(see what I did there.).

I hope she becomes my girlfriend, if you guys have any advice on how to entangle her into my life forever, feel free to post.

dnmr · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2011, 12:16:58 am »

explode all over her keyboard next

ds dude · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2011, 12:23:17 am »

You know, I was hoping you would take this seriously, as I am in need of some help.

But yes I would love to put my willy on her keyboard.

dnmr · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2011, 12:29:13 am »

Quote from: ds dude on March 22, 2011, 12:23:17 am

But yes I would love to put my willy on her keyboard.

that's the spirit

pavliko · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2011, 12:40:59 am »

Just try to get a little more closer with her,
Try to be intrested in her life, always be there for her etc etc etc...
And forget about the keyboard, maybe sometimes she will remind you of it but you should laugh!

I hope you will add my nick under your avatar :>

jrgp · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2011, 01:11:18 am »

Sucks when you're fapping and are about to come but the climax is so powerful you can't muster the strength to put the tissue completely over your dick hole and it goes everywhere, then you spend the next hour or so cleaning up so no one notices.

Alternatively, having a black keyboard stained white looks quite cool. Kinda looks like a star speckled night sky, especially when the text on the keys is a slightly different shade of white.

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2011, 01:59:38 am »

Tissues seem kind of fragile. Wouldn't you be better off using paper towels or something?

echo_trail · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2011, 04:04:21 am »

There's a Danish term, "Gokkesok". Look into it.

jrgp · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2011, 04:58:50 am »

Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on March 22, 2011, 01:59:38 am

Tissues seem kind of fragile. Wouldn't you be better off using paper towels or something?

You fold them over several times.

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2011, 06:29:45 am »

Quote from: jrgp on March 22, 2011, 04:58:50 am

You fold them over several times.

So pr0

scout · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2011, 06:40:03 am »

Quote from: jrgp on March 22, 2011, 04:58:50 am

Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on March 22, 2011, 01:59:38 am
Tissues seem kind of fragile. Wouldn't you be better off using paper towels or something?

You fold them over several times.

or, use several layers of them. personally, 4 sheets is enough. 3 is too risky. :p

Illuminatus · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2011, 07:36:32 am »

Lol. Why do you explode over your keyboard? Steer down onto the ground in delicate situations. Much easier to clean up and less likely to discover. (atleast if you don't have carpet).

jrgp · « **Reply #12 on:** March 22, 2011, 07:43:25 am »

Quote from: Illuminatus on March 22, 2011, 07:36:32 am

Lol. Why do you explode over your keyboard? Steer down onto the ground. Much easier to clean up. (atleast if you don't have carpet).

Uhh white cum on white tile isn't easy to discern when you're half awake at 4am in the dark.

Illuminatus · « **Reply #13 on:** March 22, 2011, 07:50:21 am »

Yeah, but certainly: Do you really still use a keyboard where you jerked off before? Hm...well, depends on the amount of cum...

jrgp · « **Reply #14 on:** March 22, 2011, 07:52:44 am »

Quote from: Illuminatus on March 22, 2011, 07:50:21 am

Yeah, but certainly: Do you really still use a keyboard where you jerked off before? Hm...well, depends on the amount of cum...

And that's *after* I cleaned it.

Cheytac · « **Reply #15 on:** March 22, 2011, 08:04:13 am »

I never jerked off on my keyboard.

There is something called "girlfriend".

Illuminatus · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2011, 08:04:38 am »

Oh. Yummy.

Horve · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2011, 08:08:51 am »

Quote from: Cheytac on March 22, 2011, 08:04:13 am

I never jerked off on my keyboard.

There is something called "girlfriend".

Does your girlfriend jerk off onto your keyboard for you?

Cheytac · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2011, 08:14:34 am »

Quote from: Horve on March 22, 2011, 08:08:51 am

Does your girlfriend jerk off onto your keyboard for you?

You misunderstood me. But it could be a nice try if my girlfriend would have a f**king dick. o.o

SoldatFire · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2011, 09:36:22 am »

omg why people post such topics omg omg omg

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