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Offline zyxstand

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Dragonflies
« on: April 01, 2011, 12:18:03 am »
Where are them dragonflies i was promised?  ???
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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 12:47:11 am »
They're dead.

I ate them.

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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 06:10:00 am »
King Yrjö killed the last one.
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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 11:31:14 am »
They flew away.
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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 11:43:19 am »
If you wanna have your yearly April fool, check MM's blog.
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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 01:15:33 pm »
I still have the old 1.3.3 beta that has the dragonflies in it, but, they're insanely hard control, too big for many maps and get stuck between polys and kept trying to mate with eachother. >:( Not worth it.
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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 02:49:50 pm »
Harr I want to see them again send it to meee
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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2011, 03:36:57 pm »
Dragonfly code has actually been partially written, but didn't get added into actual gameplay because MM got lazy and decided that a screenshot will be enough for a joke. However there's a hack for 1.3-1.5 that lets you enable dragonflies in-game. Download here.

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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2011, 12:25:29 am »
-.-

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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2011, 12:43:55 am »
Didn't I say that 1.5.1 is a bugfix release :P?
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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2011, 03:28:12 am »
However there's a hack for 1.3-1.5 that lets you enable dragonflies in-game.

I think at one point someone released a scenery mod that replaced clouds with dragonflies, but that won't work now that sceneries are checksummed.

If you wanna have your yearly April fool, check MM's blog.

I'm touched he took the time to set up that elaborate hoax.
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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2011, 11:55:46 am »
However there's a hack for 1.3-1.5 that lets you enable dragonflies in-game.

I think at one point someone released a scenery mod that replaced clouds with dragonflies, but that won't work now that sceneries are checksummed.

If you wanna have your yearly April fool, check MM's blog.

I'm touched he took the time to set up that elaborate hoax.

he could've finished the game by now if he had spent his time on it instead of this joke.
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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2011, 12:17:26 pm »
he could've finished the game by now if he had spent his time on it instead of this joke.
ya, fosure!!!11one

and btw: this snes-mode is actually playable in the newest build :D
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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2011, 06:03:12 pm »
I fully expected to see dragonflies upon returning but sadly I am disappointed...

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Re: Dragonflies
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2011, 02:13:59 am »
This is already old now. Lock please.
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