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Quote from: jrgp on June 14, 2011, 05:53:06 amI don't want to put up with that s**t. I guess I'm fine with the occasional e-mail or IRC query from him once in a blue moon but having to approve a daily s**tstorm? no way"I'm okay with foxconn slipping his dick up our collective asses but I still want to look like an admin that's doing his job"jrgp straddles the fence on a ban and turns adminning into an autoerotic experience. What a boss e-fap.
I don't want to put up with that s**t. I guess I'm fine with the occasional e-mail or IRC query from him once in a blue moon but having to approve a daily s**tstorm? no way
your to shy to show us
Quote from: jrgp on June 16, 2011, 12:49:27 amyour to shy to show usFiiiiiiiiine.
* {LAW} Gamer_2k4 sighs.Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on May 27, 2011, 03:06:18 pmJoe's Law:As a thread's length increases, the probability that it is about jgrp approaches 1.
Joe's Law:As a thread's length increases, the probability that it is about jgrp approaches 1.
Quote from: jrgp on September 30, 2010, 03:36:50 pmOnly anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.
Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
Best Admin: jrgp, he's like the forum mom and a pet dog rolled into one.
What a boss e-fap.
I bet you a lot of money that Esp draws hentai for his own pleasure and enjoyment.
Quote from: ds dude on June 16, 2011, 09:42:19 pmI bet you a lot of money that Esp draws hentai for his own pleasure and enjoyment.his style is not anime
As far as that representation of you, I'll admit I feel like a pedo now because the first thing that I looked at was the penis.
- I am 18 now. I am an adult. You looking at my dick would not be pedophilia. If anything, I would be the pedo for letting you see it.
You have just respawned, You've equipped an HK MP5,There is a camper with a Steyr. He quickly ends your life.Someone threw a knife. That nice guy is finally dead,Your friend avenged you, so you say "Daz a knife in da head!".The map turns red, red liquid is spitting everywhere without an end.Rotting bodies, fog of flowers, not-so-fixed skulls, mouths full of sand.Knifing off enemy's akne, instasuccess, double success, triple,It is awesome to in-game pet nice and cute people.Combo teaparty, quadruple, then someone pets your team.You've found that was nice of him and you've packed a cake for his sick mother.Another happy person, throwing a lot of flowers and rainbows,green pieces of brown-stuff-you-dont-want-to-see are taking out the inner organs of these nice people,You activate thrusters, they've launched you up and you start to fly,You spam flowers, rainbows, paperplanes, you are high on cocain.Friends give you a high five, but there are still enemies to pet!Campers, not-so-skilled-people, pettable people, you pet them like your pet dog!It was your will, it was your decision to play that game,You've learned its rules, everybody else looks totally petted.Welcome to Hall of Petting, you have the highest score,don't listen to not-so-nice-people, all they say is "I love you!"TL;DR! You still have some rounds to play,so pet everyone, donate money to foundations, help, cook food, feel good, and make them feel good, too!Your eyes are like X-ray, they can see through the walls,there was a camper and in a blink of an eye you pet his head!Duty endlessly calls, you pet everyone within reach of your sight,You are a hardcore petter and the game is Petting4Life, so you must pet!Barret isn't light, it is an anti-tank flower-shooter of happiness!If you use it correctly it can cease everyone's sadness.It ocassionaly causes happiness, happiness, happiness, happiness,this is something that you haven't ever seen before on Futurama!Pull out your chrysanthemum, show these unskilleds you are not not giving it to them,switch then to sunflowers and give all those nice people so many flowers some fall to the ground.What was that sound? It was the scream of a baby,but it does not matter, because there are enough big flowers.There's someone in need of help, don't let him jump off the bridge.That pile of flowers is not the only thing to bring!Now orchis, beautiful flowers, two white flowers of happiness,they are useless in the hands of a studend who doesn't know how to pet.This is a sensation, everyone is happy.Even if people threw bombs, fired bullets, you still have flowers for them.Now it is round end, ten seconds of preparation,your head and hands are ready to start the next wave of spreading the love!There is no salvation, you pet or get petted,you have picked up a very big sunflowers, enemies have been quickly made happy.GREAT! The coffee has been spilt, it has made giving flowers to people harder!This is an accident that requieres help of Dr. Flowerpower!It is everywhere, because you were focussed making people happier,coffee was here for hours, so you should drink it, you funny person.BSOD, authentic "TILT!" Now the round is lost,go pet yourself, tell your mom it was a ghost.But it matters the most, that you've failed spreading the love,so now go outside and get some sunshine......You nice person. C:
Hey guys, I just had a vision, and it all became so clear to me.TheOne=Foxconn.
Quote from: jrgp on June 16, 2011, 10:15:33 pmhis style is not animeYeah but if I'm not mistaken he once said that he could draw anything.
his style is not anime
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