Author Topic: Bananapenis (Read 14065 times)

Evil-Ville · « **on:** August 29, 2006, 04:17:33 am »

I want my character to be able to wear a banana shaped penis. This would add incredible amounts of depth to the game, it would stretch soldat to epic proportions. IÂ also want monkeys, monkeys would try to eat the bananapenis and if they succeed you die instantly. To balance this the player wearing the bananapenis would have twice as much health and a could shoot bananacum out of his bananapenis. Bananacum would stick to other players and slowly kill them unless they find a bananakit.

I am a bananapenis. I flirt with the perversion of reality in my mind in order to escape the fact that I suck childrens' balls. Really little ones, right between my teeth. In no way will I ever be disgruntled knowing very well that I shall be a virgin until the age of 38 thanks to a chance meeting with an AIDS ridden hooker. I can see clearrrly now the rain is gonneee...

Bgretydews · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2006, 04:22:04 am »

I DU NT WANT DIS CUS I DONT THINKKI TS LIKE SOLDAT
ANTI-SHINES

Zazikerng · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2006, 04:28:58 am »

My addition to this idea is a whole new gamemode - Zombie Bananapenis Monkeymatch.

Team Alpha would have bananapenises, and their goal would be to insemenate the Banana Statue. If you shoot bananacum at the Banana Statue five times, they win the game.

Team Bravo would be monkeys, their goal would be to protect the Banana Statue and bite Team Alpha's bananapenises off. If they manage to hold the Statue for a set time period, they win.

Team Charlie would be three-dimensional zombies, and their goal would be to maul walls and punch each other in the neck.

I do believe that this gamemode would add extreme realism to Soldat, and it would become the best game ever.

echo_trail · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2006, 04:47:47 am »

People would totally freak out, hadn't you been a moderator.

The knife could also be replaced with a banana...

Rambo_6 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2006, 06:06:46 am »

I WANT ROLEPLAY IN SOLDAT ;_;

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2006, 07:57:39 am »

...WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?!

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2006, 08:43:30 am »

Quote from: O.R.I.O.N. on August 29, 2006, 07:57:39 am

...WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?!

I know, we aren't supposed to spam, but the Mods do....

Not a very good example, is it?

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2006, 08:54:06 am »

...I was moreover reffering to this thread in particular, but, yeah, that too...

Mistercharles · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2006, 09:06:08 am »

I prefer my courtroom idea...

http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=4371.msg51617#msg51617

But hey, bananapenises sound good too. (what's with all the spam lately, ville? tired of being a mod?)

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2006, 09:08:12 am »

Sotija · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2006, 09:15:53 am »

Well someones have to delete Villes Moderator rights.

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2006, 09:37:01 am »

Apparently, he has no rights anymore.

Fluffy · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2006, 10:55:04 am »

Yay. Serves him right. A mod shouldn't spam like this.

Evil-Ville · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2006, 10:56:44 am »

What are you talking about? Spam? This thread is 100% serious so anyone who calls it spam is actually spamming by him/herself. I honestly think that this would add to the game experience and would probably make soldat way more popular. Michal would become a billionaire in a week.

Ps. I am a moderator

Fluffy · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2006, 10:59:43 am »

Well then, if you're a moderator, why don't you upgrade me to be the main moderator, so I can take your moderator rights away.

Evil-Ville · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:01:57 am »

Stop spamming this thread up, spammer. I want some constructive discussions about my idea.

Sotija · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:24:04 am »

Well i want wait Chakras to here.

SadistAtHeart · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:25:07 am »

lol ur so ville how abut carrot

Zazikerng · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:27:33 am »

Wow, this is shocking. Nobody likes Bananapenis or Zombie Bananapenis Monkeymatch? And here I was thinking the forums community was mature and could discuss mine and Ville's ideas properly, not with "omg lol ur spamore".

I'm at a loss for words, you people.

Anna · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:58:56 am »

If MM gave me the Soldat source I would totally implement this.

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Author Topic: Bananapenis (Read 14065 times)