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do you have a microphone?thats how people know im a girl. ^^ or you could just believe im a 5 year old boy...
-L- [#soldat.forums] No lame colors. No lame away scripts. No flooding or indirect flooding abusing triggers.--- L gives channel operator status to Lapis<Lapis> Hay guys whats going on<-- Zamorak has quit (Ping timeout)--- Lapis has changed the topic to: Soldat: http://www.soldat.pl/ - Forums: http://forums.soldat.pl/ - Crimson Glory - http://www.soldat.pl/crimson - #crimsonglory<Lapis> http://forums.soldat.pl/index.php?topic=53.180<Lapis> Pictures.<Lapis> Of me. Pictures of the wife comin' tomorrow or the day after.<JayBee> will she be neked?<Lapis> No, but she promised to wear something just for the Soldat guys.<Melbastard> u got the angelzz<Melbastard> anglezz<Lapis> Chakra` what is TFS<Chakra`> that fucking sniper you fucking noob<Lapis> How can I be a human version of TFS if he's already human you nimrod--> Sekushi (~aureve@Sekushi.users.quakenet.org) has joined #soldat.forums<Chakra`> http://img100.exs.cx/img100/7194/0110521he.jpg ..say that again, bitch<-- Sekushi has quit (Signed off)<Melbastard> because Chakra` is stupid that's why<Lapis> He looks pretty human to me. Maybe you didn't realize that your backwater logic is worth jack shit outside of whatever british microcosm you exist in :S<Melbastard> yes<Melbastard> you go nothing Chakra`<Chakra`> he looks like a fucking robot designed for rocking out hard <Melbastard> got* even<Melbastard> why must I always make typos<Lapis> Chakra` if he's a robot he's a poorly made robot.<Chakra`> robots have feelings too<Lapis> He looks like your average 14-20 year old male punk rocker with long hair.<Melbastard> FliesLikeABrick: is there a map pack of some sort for the u13 pub ctf?<Melbastard> 14? hah<Chakra`> fine, edited post<FliesLikeABrick> they're all standard maps at the moment Melbastard <Lapis> Not everyone can look like a 35 year old pedophile priest.<Lapis> Pardon, BRITISH 35 year old pedophile priest<Melbastard> not in a million years would I assume TFS was around 14<Chakra`> average?<Lapis> I don't care anyway. S'all in good fun.<Melbastard> correction, BRITISH 35 year old leonardo dicaprio pedophile priest<Chakra`> not everyone hangs out with philosophical stoner metal loving drop outs you bone-collecting cunt<Melbastard> bahhh<Melbastard> correction, BRITISH 35 year old leonardo dicaprio look-a-like pedophile priest* Chakra` titanics Melbastard<Lapis> Chakra` you overgeneralize, I don't hang out with that crowd. Do you see anyone else in those photos? They are all dead, I stole that camera and that house.<Melbastard> my typos/eager fingers ruined the punch line <Chakra`> and the hair from TFS<Chakra`> and how can you steal hair? 'cos he's a fucking robot<Lapis> I've had my hair for 20 years<Chakra`> admit it, you share hair <Lapis> is that your fetish<Melbastard> that's odd, FliesLikeABrick. it says "Could not download file"<Lapis> you fucking pedo<Lapis> you want to take the hair of little childrens<Melbastard> I've had my hair for 18 years<Lapis> and weave carpets or some shit<Melbastard> I didn't think it was common to get new hair though<Melbastard> unless you have cancer or something<Chakra`> i bet you get on great...going round to tfs's house, trying on new wigs, sitting in the jacuzzi together and having a nice chat about metallica while listening to lost prophets on a portable cd player<Lapis> Anything is possible if you disregard logic like Chakra` does!<Melbastard> it's called stupidity<Lapis> Chakra` that is nonsense. I haven't even met another Soldat player.<Chakra`> you think about it though don't you<Lapis> Besides, Portable CD player + jacuzzi = accident waiting to happen.<Melbastard> good thinking<Chakra`> not to mention the wigs<Lapis> I guess you know all about those wigs<Chakra`> be like watching floating carpet<Lapis> Mr. Dicaprio<Chakra`> me? wigs? i keep it nice and short you bloody hippy<Lapis> To match your penis<Chakra`> 'cos i'm the one that has to cheat with penis enlargers, mr ebay-extendomatic-at-$29.99 ?<Lapis> While we're on the subject of ebay<Lapis> How's that fleshlight working for you<Lapis> you know, the one you got, USED?<Chakra`> a lot better than your wife<Melbastard> hahahahah<Melbastard> you bought a used fleshlight!!1111<Lapis> He had to get the child size<Chakra`> it's alright, i cleaned it out ...pissed in it for at least 20 minutes<Lapis> it was the only one left<Melbastard> piss does not remove stds<Chakra`> child sized sex toy? ..what the fuck you been browsing on that site?<Chakra`> maybe you should be wearing this collar, you fucking sicko<Lapis> Keep your bondage away from me<Lapis> homopedopriest<Melbastard> I just thought about something<Lapis> I'm 20! I'm older than I look<Lapis> KEEP IT AWAY<Melbastard> your real-life fleshlight is USED too, Lapis<Melbastard> so yeah<Chakra`> you look like cousin it with a combover<Lapis> how is that even possible cousin it's hair is brown<Lapis> durr<Chakra`> hair dye, durrr<Chakra`> gotta look cool and black in front of all your rocker friends<Lapis> actually my hair is naturally black.<Chakra`> you know, the ones selling crack outside<Lapis> Chakra` I have no friends. <Chakra`> yeah you married them all you daft sod<Lapis> What the hell does that even mean<Lapis> married them all?<Chakra`> i don't fucking know, it's your stupid life<Spectral> daft sod?<Lapis> you are on some major crack<Lapis> you crack huffing whore bastard<Chakra`> what do you think i am, secret service? i don't fucking stalk you<Spectral> CHAV<Lapis> why don't you go back to using your hair to clean some cabbage you fucking scrub muffin<Lapis> while you're at it my shower is a little grimy, you can clean that too<Lapis> with your wirey ass steel wool lookin mess<Lapis> bitch, here's some COMET<Lapis> I want it to sparkle<Chakra`> comet? you cheap fucking fag<Chakra`> cillit bang all the way <Lapis> you're not good enough for anything better than comet<Lapis> so shut your trap and start scrubbing, whore<Lapis> I want to see those scrubbing bubbles in action<Melbastard> cillit band is not safe<Chakra`> bubbles? you're living in one guv ...put some gel in that thick carpet of yours and make a nice spike ...do some headbanging with your mates<Lapis> yawn<Lapis> that almost sounded like something from a 6th grader<Lapis> but then I remembered<Lapis> their insults are better than yours<Chakra`> whats the matter, just woke up, you unemployed scrounging bum?<Lapis> I've been up since 3, like always<Chakra`> well once you get to 7th grade maybe you'll know better<Lapis> I don't hear any bubbles<Lapis> all I see is your fat trap<Lapis> and some severe verbal diarrhea<Lapis> you better clean that mess up too<Chakra`> i'm suprised you can hear anything with that fucking shag over your ears ...give it a few years of stress from marriage until it all turns white, and you'll be getting stalked by sheep shearers<Lapis> First of all my hair is tucked behind my ears. Secondly my marriage is quite happy. Third, sheep are your fetish, not mine.<Lapis> kthx come again<Chakra`> really? thought you'd know more about sheep seeing as you always volunteer to take the 6th graders on school trips to the farm<Chakra`> the other teachers can't make up their mind ...are you a piggy fucker or a child toucher?<Lapis> Chakra` you're just repeating your own childhood, but its okay.<Lapis> Let it all out<Lapis> its the first step to healing.<Lapis> We're here for you buddy<Lapis> Well, they are<Evil-Ville> Lapis you need a beard<Chakra`> and how big do your ears have to be to tuck that collection of islamic beards you stapled to your head to be able to tuck them behind it?<Lapis> Evil-Ville you think so<Lapis> Chakra`: Don't be jealous, I know that goat bit your ears short too<Lapis> just like your hair and your penis<Lapis> s'alright<Lapis> just another day at the farm for Chakra`--> Chrisgbk (chrisgbk@Chrisgbk.users.quakenet.org) has joined #soldat.forums<Chakra`> farm? stop trying to get ideas for your furry erotica stories you queerboy ..<Evil-Ville> Hey let's make jokes of Chakra` living with his mother!--> karmazon (~karmazon@ip70-181-83-115.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #soldat.forums<Chakra`> i'm her carer moron<Lapis> carer is that your pet name<Evil-Ville> That's what you keep telling yourself<Lapis> "Come, carer, massage me with these sensual oils"<Lapis> I don't know what oils you brits use<Lapis> probably like, tea flavor or some shit<Lapis> earl grey or what have you<Chakra`> plucking thoughts from the demand of your other half eh ....didn't figure you the type to get whipped so easily Chakra` Chrisgbk<Lapis> Chakra`: I am my other half<Lapis> TIME PARADOX<Chakra`> ...<Lapis> Anyway, I gotta check on my clothes.<Lapis> You know<Chakra`> ..well that ended abruptly ...how am i supposed to take the piss out of a time paradox<Lapis> brb resonance cascade
Quote from: DrivenUnder on July 03, 2006, 02:35:18 pmdo you have a microphone?thats how people know im a girl. ^^ or you could just believe im a 5 year old boy...PICZ PLEASE
Quote from: karmazon on July 03, 2006, 02:47:04 pmQuote from: DrivenUnder on July 03, 2006, 02:35:18 pmdo you have a microphone?thats how people know im a girl. ^^ or you could just believe im a 5 year old boy...PICZ PLEASEAw. Sorryyy no, only special people can see pics of me. ^^
DrivenUnder where you the one on the old forums that posted a "pic" of yourself, but it was the pic of a model?
We all know I am the sexiest asian here.
No, ive never posted any pic about me on these forums. I dont care if you think im a guy karmazon.
