Global Warming

[PANZERCATWAGON]

I know that...

I was hoping for Aliens, that are hostile you know, like in Halo, or Predator, or ...Aliens.

And then maybe once humanity sees that we are not the biggest threat to each other, we will stop having all these stupid ass wars, and killing each other.

Yeah cause then instead of thousands of people dying, it'll be billions of people dying. Great.

[Brock]

Potentially.  Only if they are technologically superior...  Which is the case in like every Sci-Fi thing hey?

[peemonkey]

We need zombies to come and fix it all, kill off 2/3rds of the populace, and the rest of us (me, not you people, I've got the guns, neener-neener) can kill them for sport and restore order and the republican party.

[5th_account]

Mmm...

Increased solar activity ever since 1700 have contributed considerably to the increased tempratures. Since the 1950s' high sun activity is estimated to be responsible for as much as 35% of today's global warming. We've just recently exited the little ice age that began in the medieval ages, decreased usage of aerosols which has cut down the global cooling, and are currently experiancing a magnetic reversal which seriously decreases our protection from the sun... And some other stuffies.

Anyhoo, the planet's temperature is still well within normal variation. We should learn that life isn't static. In the viking ages it was hot enough to grow wine in scandinavia. And half the world's landmass wasn't covered in melted polar water back then.

I'm not saying we should all light our cigarettes from a burning puddle of oil and warm our homes with coal. But I ain't gonna let Greenpeace decide what car I'm gonna drive.

[Jerr]

George Bush screwed up the Earth's climate. This year we have the warmest winter in Poland ever. No more snowy Christmas. Thank you USA - the biggest polluter in the world!

Excuse me, but I would like to point out that Eastern Europe has been one of the world's largest polluters (coal anyone?) in the days of the Iron Curtain. Not only that, but China has no pollution laws whatsoever, and nearly 65% of their power still comes from coal power.
Please, learn something before you open your mouth and spew inane comments.
That is all.

[Graham]

We need zombies to come and fix it all, kill off 2/3rds of the populace, and the rest of us (me, not you people, I've got the guns, neener-neener) can kill them for sport and restore order and the republican party.

Bring the girl, meet me at walmart.

[VijchtiDoodah]

I'll bring the medical knowhow.

[Graham]

I'll bring the medical knowhow.

If someone gets bitten you have a few moments to put fire on the wound. Anything else is a bullet in the brain. Your fancy smoke and mirrors "Real medical knowledge" isn't needed here.

[Atticus]

Yesterday when I went on break at work a ladybug hit me in the face and there are all kinds of springtime bugs flying around here in fucking December. It's retarded. I actually rented "an inconvenient truth" a few days ago. I haven't watched it yet though.

[Captain Ben]

I'll bring nun-chucks.

[VijchtiDoodah]

I'll bring the medical knowhow.

If someone gets bitten you have a few moments to put fire on the wound. Anything else is a bullet in the brain. Your fancy smoke and mirrors "Real medical knowledge" isn't needed here.

Tell that to the zombies as you're struggling to run away, but hindered by that open wound that was never sewn shut properly.

But you stay in your Walmart.  I'll get military protection since I'm a research scientist who knows how to handle weapons.

[Captain Ben]

The Military bases are always the first to go : /
Hasn't Dawn of the Dead taught you anything?!

[VijchtiDoodah]

It's the military plus the hillbillies that always come through in the end.  The military only fails when it tries to liberate cities and when small groups become stranded.

Scientists, on the other hand, always survive as long as they are with the government (and not civilian scientists being protected by the government) and are benevolent.  That'd be me.

I'm also not the kind of dumb shit that fuels zombie movies -- the kind that can't figure out that getting up and running away is easier than staying in one place and killing a few zombies while the masses overwhelm them.

Thus, I'll either be a safe government scientist or one of those people who's handy with a gun and a hammer and can get to shelter to ride out the storm or to a vehicle to pilot my way to some uninhabited island.

[Captain Ben]

Ahhh, the good ole' "it will never happen to me" cliche... when your goverment sheltering is overrun, it will only be when you set foot on your uninhabited island that you'll realise that your petty hammer and half empty gun will be useless and you yourself will fall victim to the fury of mother nature and her minions.

I, on the other hand with my nun-chucks will ride out the worst of the invasion and repopulate my country through one of my many non-infected Asain femmies.

[Smegma]

What about DAY of the dead then?

I'll be the flyboy!

[Death MachineX350]

We need zombies to come and fix it all, kill off 2/3rds of the populace, and the rest of us (me, not you people, I've got the guns, neener-neener) can kill them for sport and restore order and the republican party.

ROFL! http://www.clearlight.com/~mhieb/WVFossils/ice_ages.html It'll all reverse in time. We are about to hit the hill on the graph(Actually I think we are about to have an "ice age" soon I read somewhere  ). Hopefully it'll continue to go lower until California breaks off into an island, becomes and independent nation, all the ppl there starve, and then becomes a tourist attraction! Cya later alligaytors!

[Commander Kitsune]

If the ice caps didn't melt a few hundred years ago when the earth was hotter than it is now than why would they melt now?

[Dairy]

Its sad. But be serious : U cant do anything against it...

[Graham]

What about DAY of the dead then?

I'll be the flyboy!

You have a crappy Jamaican accent?

[Smegma]

What about DAY of the dead then?

I'll be the flyboy!

You have a crappy Jamaican accent?

I could