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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #200 on: July 08, 2009, 07:09:32 am »
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #201 on: July 08, 2009, 11:04:50 am »
Be glad you at least had a nice view jrgp, our lunch-ladies were all ancient and something tells me a titjob would only have make things so much worse...  :(

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #202 on: July 08, 2009, 11:05:57 am »
I hate the wait as your laptop is being built. :S
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #203 on: July 08, 2009, 11:15:54 am »
I hate bots, mostly advertisement bots.   If I wanted Viagra, I would have answered one of the 200 emails or infomercials...


Oh... and random shits on Twitter "following" you...

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #204 on: July 08, 2009, 11:40:13 am »
UnknownSniper              Listen up, Followers, I don't have a milkshake so GET OUT OF MY YARD!

...Okayyy...

I can't stand people looking incredulous and asking me why I don't twitter. "Cause like, you know, like, everyone like, twitters, like, even celebrities, like and like, we can like, talk like, you know, like, to each other, like."

"Well why can't we talk on the phone?"

"Cause like, that's so like, 2008, like."
Jules: "Describe what Marsellus Wallace- looks like!"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: Say "what" again! Say "WHAT" again! I dare you! I Double-Dare you motha-[******]! Say "what" one more god-d**n time!

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #205 on: July 08, 2009, 12:01:36 pm »
I hate it taking days for Best Buy to deliver something to my house when a warehouse is a few miles away.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #206 on: July 08, 2009, 12:02:14 pm »
Phones are the work of the Devil...
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #207 on: July 08, 2009, 12:17:00 pm »
Agreed maddog ;)

I'll make a rival site called Twatter (har har), the minimum length for a post will be a page -single spaced.  Might encourage some decent conversation to come about instead of meaningless updates :P  Register today and twat away!
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #208 on: July 08, 2009, 12:21:53 pm »
I hate wee maids.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #209 on: July 08, 2009, 12:33:36 pm »
I hate cartoon networks.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #210 on: July 08, 2009, 01:04:08 pm »
This thread.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #211 on: July 08, 2009, 01:29:37 pm »
Then don't look at it :)

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #212 on: July 08, 2009, 02:04:23 pm »

...Okayyy...

I can't stand people looking incredulous and asking me why I don't twitter. "Cause like, you know, like, everyone like, twitters, like, even celebrities, like and like, we can like, talk like, you know, like, to each other, like."

"Well why can't we talk on the phone?"

"Cause like, that's so like, 2008, like."

Haha. I couldn't agree more Maddog. In my province, it gets worse and worse the smaller the towns are, strangely. Everyone of the youth talks like that, to the point it's starting to be incomprehensible. On a road trip not long ago, back up North where it's sparsely populated, I stopped in an A&W restaurant in Peace River. Five grade 10 or 11 teenage girls came in, stood in line behind me, then turned around and looking into the glass case displaying all the toy prize crap that comes in kids meals, all I could hear was, "Oh mih guh, lak I nee tha, oh mih guh". Literally. So, is "Oh mih guh" supposed to be "Oh my god" or some new phrase? To this day, I still have no idea what they were looking at. If I remember correctly, it was some crappy toy or object that looked like an adornment.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #213 on: July 08, 2009, 03:04:03 pm »
DnD 'wanna be' games...
"I gotta live like Jacob more holy less hip, by his grace Sho Baraka gone spit the real, been doing that Reach life before I got the deal, called to make mini-me's till the day that I die, so on my tombstone say, "he didn't die he multiplied"!"                                                  - Sho Baraka

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #214 on: July 08, 2009, 03:29:47 pm »
@Snow

LOL, I know right? It's annoying to the nth degree.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

I forgot that everyone in school reacts with that, Oh my God!

"Like, hey, like it's like, you know, like totally, like morning."

"Oh my GOD!!! You are like, so totally, like, like, right, totally."

"Oh my God,the sun is like, totally out. It's all totally bright."

"Oh my God, Totally"

If there is a God, I am just waiting for him to finally scream "WHAT?!?! Why are you constantly calling me over?! What could you possibly want?"

Another thing I can't stand is when people use the word "retarded" in every sentence they utter.

"Ughh, Oh my God, like that door is like, so totally, like, retarded, you know, I totally like, cannot get, like, through it. Oh my God my phone is like, so totally retarded, like it won't even turn on, 'cause I like, totally dropped it, like a...uh..."

and then you wanna say "RETARD!"

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Jules: Say "what" again! Say "WHAT" again! I dare you! I Double-Dare you motha-[******]! Say "what" one more god-d**n time!

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #215 on: July 08, 2009, 03:39:00 pm »
wow you're pretty good at that man
"I gotta live like Jacob more holy less hip, by his grace Sho Baraka gone spit the real, been doing that Reach life before I got the deal, called to make mini-me's till the day that I die, so on my tombstone say, "he didn't die he multiplied"!"                                                  - Sho Baraka

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #216 on: July 08, 2009, 03:45:10 pm »
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #217 on: July 08, 2009, 04:18:32 pm »
wow you're pretty good at that man

Thanks, but hey, it's what I have to listen to in school every single day. It's so annoying...

You know, I actually criticized three girls a few months ago. It was along the lines of:

"Oh My GOD, Jeanie was like, such a retard. She couldn't like, open the door this morning."

"Oh my God you're the retard, you totally dropped your phone on the bleachers, and like, broke it."

"You're both totally like retarded."

Me: "Jesus, what is wrong with you people?! Retarded this, retarded that. Like like like. Totally. Totally. Dude dude dude dude dude. Just 'cause you're teens doesn't mean you're obligated to talk like teens. And retarded isn't even a politically correct word, it's offensive to those who are mentally challenged."

"..................Oh my God, what a retard!"

"Like, totally."
Jules: "Describe what Marsellus Wallace- looks like!"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: Say "what" again! Say "WHAT" again! I dare you! I Double-Dare you motha-[******]! Say "what" one more god-d**n time!

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #218 on: July 08, 2009, 04:22:06 pm »
ahaha thanks for that, it was quite entertaining :)
"I gotta live like Jacob more holy less hip, by his grace Sho Baraka gone spit the real, been doing that Reach life before I got the deal, called to make mini-me's till the day that I die, so on my tombstone say, "he didn't die he multiplied"!"                                                  - Sho Baraka

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #219 on: July 08, 2009, 04:31:49 pm »
ahaha thanks for that, it was quite entertaining :)

[Laughing] It's a true story, you can't make it up.

"Do you even know what 'retarded' means?"

"Huhhh, yeeeaaahhh"

"What?"

"...Uh, like, you know, retarded means, like..... ..... retarded."

Then one of the other two laughs at her:

"Oh my God, you're such a total retard!"

I can't stand people my age.
Jules: "Describe what Marsellus Wallace- looks like!"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: Say "what" again! Say "WHAT" again! I dare you! I Double-Dare you motha-[******]! Say "what" one more god-d**n time!